This ad is everywhere
Whoever took tho photo of Diane Lane (and did the inevitable Photoshopping) deserves a commendation or an award (friends of Strong Bad might recommend a pizza-trophy). This ad is all over the place in SF (MUNI shelters) and on a huge-ass billboard on 101 South.
Let’s just start out by my saying that Diane Lane has got to be the hottest “older” (she’s 38) woman in the universe.
Let me first address her smile. It is simply amazing. Something about her facial expression and lips express the word possibility in an entirely adult fashion. Somehow, though she’s not actually doing it, I swear she’s somehow psychically beaming to me that she’s also biting her lip.
The value of any theory is its predictive power.
Steve Martin will release “Cheaper by the Dozen” around Christmas this year. I won’t be in the country (whew).
Here’s a trailer.
Bad omen: a stifled “What’s that smell”
Notice that Steve’s expression falls into one of the three described by my Steve Martin poster test.
As such, I am predicting this movie will suck….not that you really needed the Steven martin poster test to tell you this. It will be more hackneyed family crap comedy that Michael Keaton essentially mined smashingly for all it was worth over 20 years ago with Mr.
Today I met my friend and former Daily Texan columnist Roahn at the AMC movie theatre over off of Bay Street.
Appropriate that we should see a movie about a simulated reality at a shopping center that is a simulation of Main Street Shopping Center (Yeah, “Bob’s General and Clothing Store’s” wares were JIT inventory imported from East Asian sweatshops back in those nostalgic good old days, eh?)
I thought it was a very good ending, I got most of the answers I wanted and the areas that were left gray, all my pre-film thinking managed to build a connecting narrative.
Pictures of Circular Quay and the Opera House. Here is what I did this morning to enjoy the hot weather that ushered in the new year here.
Burning Question: What happened to Michael Keaton? Micheal Keaton is a great actor. I was a young kid when my Aunt got all of us to see Mr. Mom (she has a certain gift for warm-hearted coercion). It’s on TV right now and it’s gotten me thinking…
Keaton is one of the finest actors that we have ever been blessed to watch do comedy.
First he does physical comedy incredibly well. The scene in Mr.
I missed commenting on this while i was in Australia.
A while back I noted that the then-upcoming film, Cheaper By the Dozen would be the first test of my smirk theory of Steve Martin movies.
Rotten Tomatoes tells us how bad this movie was (glad I was out of the country).
Thus the predictive power of my theory holds its first test.
The next movie should be Shopgirl … we wait.
There are just a few little projects to take on, but if someone walked in the door today I would not be embarrassed about the place. No my friends, you would not need to hop a cardboard box choochoo train. You would not be forced to drink coke out of wine glasses (although everyone should have that experience).
I hope to finish off the patio and handle a few leftover items before the week is through.
The only thing I dread would be finding a property to buy in just but a few weeks and having to move again.
Aaaaiiigggghhh.
Foremost, let me say that I really enjoyed the first installment of this, the fourth film by Quentin Tarantino.
For those of you not in the know, this movie is a continuation of, not a sequel to the first volume delivered last year: Kill Bill v.1.
Now the first film, and you can find many sites which will explain this in further detail, was a hyper-gory, hyper-stylized, samurai sword bloodfest. Fewer heads rolled in the Reign of Terror. I walked in expecting to see sword-point impalings, decapitation, defenestration, and other sorts of mayhem.
The movie starts off quite differently though. The opening scene is the star, Uma Thurman, driving a convertible down the road with a film screen displaying ‘road footage’ behind her.
Blue crush!
Heterochromia iridium
It’s when you have two irises of differing colors.
Actress Kate Bosworth sports this. She’s in Blue Crush. I’m watching it right now. The story is pretty so-so, but the surf photography is out-standing.
Iris is the ancient Gr∑∑k word for rainbow.
Addendum
Movie features the Tahitian Hula, always a pleasure for the eyes. Grade of movie just went up one letter.
Movie features Fiji, also known as Mount Fiji, formerly of the gorgeous ladies of wrestling (GLOW). I may have to look into buying this.
Oh crap, a big sappy romantic moment where she thinks she can’t chase her dream and the guy comforts her and stuff and makes her go on with her dream.
Like explodingdog.com
The owner makes drawings to emails people send him.
Some of them are touching, some are tragic, pathetic, and they all are beautiful in their own way..
It’s odd to find such a site while watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
It’s an incredibly eclectic film, it pulls an amazing set of icons and standards and pop culture isms in that post operatic postmodern glam opera rock characterized by T. Rex, and the Rocky Horror soundtrack.
Oh and a good dash of Marlene Dietrich makes things all the weirder.
I like good movies and I really like ones set in SF. I believe someone on Amazon has a list or two like this. The next two obvious candidates are Bullitt and Vertigo.
Mice and I have both commented that watching old movies set in SF elicits one reaction uniformly:
Look at all that parking!
I started my collection Friday with the special edition of Basic Instinct. You’ll all recall a certain white dress scene, but other than that the movie was smart, sexy, and intense.
This edition features commentary from “Do-me feminism” matriarch Camille Paglia so I think it should be good through multiple viewings.
I really like Lisa Cholodenko’s movies. They explore, they notice, they amorally report. It’s….interesting. I can’t always say that I have a reaction of any strength … but sometimes that reaction is to not have a reaction. Lisa’s movies always seem to have that style (her previous film was “High Art”).
An actress that I really noticed in The Truman Show, Natascha McElhone, plays one of the pivotal roles. Natascha is all cheekbone and jaw and deep seeking eyes. She affects an Israeli (I thought it was Russian) accent and plays a medical resident with an agenda on one of the protagonists.
In the opening of the film the main character, Anne Marie (Kate Bosworth), has a terrible wipe out (this sets the conflict of the story, after a wipe out can she get her nerve back to ride the big waves?) with psychedelicly treated film.
After her poor noggin makes violent contact with the rocks on the North Shore we hear a lot of waves and breathing and noise – but we also hear the whispering of a narrative. If I heard it correctly, and I think I did, it was Kate reading lines from the Tibetan book of the Dead (more background, or buy it here).
Yet another Surf documentary with amazing surf camerawork.
In the middle of it they used the word wahine. I looked up the meaning at the Hawaiian dictionary and found out that wahine means “queen”.
I love looking about in the vicinity of words I look up…I’ve learnt so much from that.
Moe - same as Hanama’i (only go more slow so the wahini she enjoy also) Hanama’i being a term for the activity whereby little Kamali’i (children) are created. The movie was just great, talking about the great brotherhood of those who ride the waves. They also showed some great footage of Costa Rican surf – that looks like a nice summer adventure…
“Triumph of the Will” is the film of note of Nazi propaganda and produced the fairly recently deceased Leni Riefenstahl.
The classic question of this film is, can a movie be good art if it proposes and celebrates the National Socialist and Labor Party’s achievements?
Can one say, Riefenstahl was an innovator, a master of the cinematic medium, and feel good about it when what you’re looking at is – Nazi Propaganda?
I was very much reminded of Paul Berman’s discussion of Death Cult. The Death Cult tells you the meaning of your life and the meaning of your death. Let us put it in a modern perspective - in the Islamist Death Cult your life’s purpose is to be as devout as possible and to undermine the evil work of Western society.
Interesting side fact: Hitler was one of the first politicians to use a plane as a means of conveyance.
Hitler actually cared (or seems to have actually cared?) about the youth of the Reich (for what end is unknowable) but I have never seen a politician in our era where actions with children did not seem entirely contrived and disingenuous.
Somehow the collaboration between Riefenstahl and Hitler makes it seem as if he genuinely cares about these youth. It’s really unnerving.
…
I can’t wait to ship this one back. I’m glad to have seen it though. One can’t guard against the present using these techniques if we don’t occasionally suffer uncomfortable exposure.
I just finished watching the “French Connection.” Gene Hackman is BAD ASS.
I mean how bad is he?
He’s POPEYE DOYLE BAD.
You may lose him on the subway, but he’s got you blocked off at the bridge.
He’s GENE HACKMAN.
Damn, he’s bad.
This is a movie from the early 90s that shows the peril of SF real estate!
Glad to see that everyone’s been over-mortgaging themselves in SF at least since the late eighties.
It was funny because everytime they showed the house (in Potrero Hill) I could recognize the area. Then when they wanted the real PacHeights feel they would film the cross streets of Pacific Heights, and then cut back to vista shots from Potrero. Oddly most SF movies are set out in the P-hill district – I guess that the Richmond and Sunset districts are a little too blasé.
Recently I saw the film “Collateral”. It is a very good movie and will easily fall within my top five for the year (and, unless the next six months produce many more amazing films than the first produced, it is likely to remain there). The film is definitely worth the cost of a matinee admission and might even be worth that 9.50 prime-time gouging (10.75 if you use Fandango).
I have thought about the film quite a bit over the days since I saw it and I should like to discuss the film from a perspective generally not afforded to reviewers in the standard newspaper review format.
Beautiful colors.
Chinese
Beautiful colors.
Wire team action
Beautiful colors.
Beautiful Zhang Ziyi.
Beautiful colors.
Meditative.
So many lovely colors and such lovely cinematography.
Two Words
[Addendum: 8/30/04]
POSSIBLE SPOILER WARNING - DO NOT READ FUTHER if you want an unspoiled viewing. Scroll down for more.
I was compelled to think about this movie as a Synic interpretation of Sophocles’ Antigone in the sense of the development of a state over a city state (tribal law).
In “Hero” we see the six kingdoms (Greek Equivalent: Area about the polis or city-state) which are undergoing internecine battles as the King of Qin strikes to unify them under a common rule.
Name that movie.
Episode IV: A New Hope.
As virtually every entertainment site and news outlet is reporting, the Star Wars original trilogy went on sale today (on DVD).
After another yoga session I swung into Sears and it hit me. I could have purchased the set from amazon.com, or Best Buy, or any of a thousand e-tailers….
…but I went to Sears. I never go to Sears. As a non-homeowner I don’t buy tools, I don’t buy durable goods and despite their “softer side” campaign, I’d still opt for Target. Heck, I don’t think I’ve been to Sears since I finished my driving school there over 10 years ago.
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First things first Harry is but the latest in the lengthy history of San Francisco vigilanteism. One of the major streets in South of Market (Brannan) is named after one of the first lynch mob leaders. So it’s the right city, right, time, right actor.
I never thought anyone looked good in a brown suit - to me it visually smacks of sleazy used car salesman (although that genre of individual seems to prefer polo shirts and khakis these days) - but big bad Clint pulls it off.
And really, just how badass is Clint Eastwood.
“Pleadings”….now has a trailer.
I checked it out and it looks like a real honest to dog indie movie trailer replete with the courier font for the title cards (to get the extra Indie seal of approval).
I’m mighty excited about this development, the feature is taking its final form
Yesterday my sister and I, freshly returned from our Tahoe adventure, went to the local cinema to see A Series of Unfortunate Events . I like the series quite a lot. If Ed Gorey and HP Lovecraft got together you’d get a style similar to “Lemony Snicket” ’s - investigative with a heavy dose of black humor.
Watching the previews for movies coming up both my sister and I were struck by the fact that NONE of the previews were original. The preview (note the singular) that was not a direct remake or conversion of a sitcom, it was a pastiche of several other movies we’ve seen oh-too-many-times.
Wayne Wang is a rather famous indie director. This weekend I caught his release “Center of the World”. It’s a psycho-eroto-thrillier-deconstruction. The plot is basically this: dot-com millionaire hires a girl to be his companion for a weekend in Las Vegas…and it gets complicated from there.
I was curious, what sort of other movies would a person with such a leaning make?Surely more movies that dance on the R/NC-17 rating right?
Because of Winn-Dixie (2005)
Maid in Manhattan (2002)
I just watched The Station Agent.
Clarkson is simply amazing as an actress, she has such fine control facially. I think she’s one of the few actress who can pluck every note on the harp that is the facial expression of sadness.
Her story is much richer being from The Big Easy . She has strong features that wouldn’t look out of place as a Depression-era moll, a society lady, or a heroin addled artiste. I’d like to see her in a more Southern role…I think she’s got the iron to do it well.
Yes my friends, they finally got it right on the third and final episode. Some things are off from the sober reality (R2D2 being a little “too” perky). It’s everything Episodes 1 and 2 failed to deliver.
Man engineers a machine. Lighting bolt! Machine becomes sentient. BONUS: Machine goes rampaging after bolt BONUS (alt.): Machine teaches mankind about being human
Witness the latest clich? debacle: “Stealth”.
Harry Lime:
Don’t be so gloomy. After all it’s not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.
This weekend I caught the famous noir thriller “The Third Man”. What a great movie! I really enjoyed the plot. It had all the usual, post-war amorality, a stunning European dame, Yankee idealism, European cynicism, and the question of what can we say for ourselves, as a race, when The Judgment comes.
Two down: “Good Night, and Good Luck” and “Walk the Line.”
I really enjoyed “Good Night, and Good Luck”. This is a great movie and I cannot recommend that you go see it soon enough. It is the story of Edward R. Murrow’s dismantling of the McCarthy’s terror apparatus. Edward Murrow never was complacent about the role that the media can play. He never stopped questioning the role of the media or the danger that corporate influence in the news machinery represented.
Memorable quotes:
“See It Now” can’t take on the Hearst press and McCarthy at the same time"
When researching reviews on the internets, I became aware of a particularly interesting development that I call the pure meta-review.
It seems that it is more hip to discuss movies in purely meta-film reviews, perhaps because no up-and-coming edgy writer or _writer of substance _or _person writing as a day job until their 4 short-story novella is released _wants to be so mundane as to address the actual plot (was Kael the last honest movie reviewer?).
Let’s take The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe as an example. Now, in the run-up to the release of the film quite a lot of review ado was made from the question of “is this movie / is it not an secret weapon in the Christian front’s attempt to introduce all children to the Crucifixion?
I realize now that in my very-rarely updated “movie’s I’ve recently seen” box said that I had seen Sense and Sensibility. That is certainly not the case (unless I had found a time-machine and seen the movie in such a way so as to not start a paradoxical cascade of unfortunate side-effects, which I’m fairly sure I could not avoid doing). Instead I recently, at that time, had seen Pride and Prejudice.
I mean one is about girls without money to their name trying to get beneficial marriages and the other one is about girls without money trying to get beneficial marriages.
I was wary about raising my expectations about the movie adaptation of V for Vendetta, but I will gladly say that I loved the movie.
While Alan Moore is right to be wary of Hollywood screwing him I think that he should be pleasantly surprised with The Brothers Wachowski faithful re-telling of his tale. I understand he’s got a bone to pick with DC (and don’t blame him), but as far as I could tell the message of V came through loud, clear, and relatively unmuddied from what I read in the graphic novel.
There are differences, but not so many that the core story is altered.
Today Elle and I took in V for Vendetta. Both being people who don’t really care for conservativism, conservative government, or quasi-theocratic leaders, we were right in the target demographic for the film.
I had read the graphic novel before seeing the film and, having liked it, expected the movie to disappoint me horribly.
I was not disappointed, I was entertained, amused, and had my thoughts provoked.
There were some great big explosions, some interesting meditations of monsters and anarchy, and a name-drop of one of my all-time favorite books: The Count of Monte Cristo.
After that we hit the Cold Stone, groceries, and then headed home.
Lots of time in life, we have ambitions and things that we would like to have happen.
Lots of time in life, we cannot make those things happen because the environment is not conducive.
It is in times like this that I think about the battle scene of Jedi Qui Gonn Jinn and Darth Maul.
While waiting for a force shield separating himself from his attacker, Jinn kneels calmly, preparing his mind and body for the battle ahead. Maul, on the other hand, works to keep his rage stoked, so that he can attack viciously.
Hey there visitors. It’s been a heckovabusy week. I’ve been battling that old battleaxe of an LDAP Server again, but this time I’ve got it beat. Little did it know that while it was limping along I built a clone of it to which i’ve slowly been exporting information. The new kid on the block is almost ready to step into the limelight, I’ve been writing tools to make administering this machine easier.
Soon comeuppance shall be had.
But due to this heckofabusy week, no thanks to the LDAP daemon from hell, I was well in the mood for some relaxation with my girl so we headed to the Alamo south and caught the late showing of The Science of Sleep starring Mexican actor Gael Garcia Bernal and Franco-Anglo queen of skinny legs, Charlotte Gainsbourg.
Hello my dear readership.
Yesterday Lauren and I woke up late and had brunch at La Madeline in Westlake Village. It had been years since I had eaten at one of these fine provençal-style French cooking establishments so, upon rising later in the morning, it seemed like the perfect brunch spot.
I had forgotten what a nice establishment it ( they ) are. The wood has that well-sanded French farmhouse feel, the chairs are simple, yet sturdy, and the cuisine prefers grainy breads and farmhouse produce. We found a solid oak table near the multi-paned glass windows and enjoyed our meal in the aenemic winter’s morning light.
When I was in my last year of high school, The Social B and I saw a hilarious movie, a hilarious movie beyond hilarity. A film which introduced to us the idea that a great many people lead lives of quiet desperation while waiting, discontentedly, on other people. They were people who, given no other options, were simply passing time wherever they were at and while they were doing that they’d had some funny thoughts about Star Wars, deviancy, rapping, and culture.
I knew that there were rogue movie makers out there, people who had guts and vision, people who wanted to tell the world about what their bit of America ( or wherever ) was like.
Back in the winter of 2002 when I was living in San Francisco I went to see the amazing City of God which featured the trailer for the then soon-to-be-released Raising Victor Vargas.
It was one of the movies that first broke out after high quality digital video became available to the masses of independent-minded film makers.
Unlike that phony and pretentious cynical aethetic called Dogme 95 ( by anti-humanist scab-picker Lars “von” Trier ), the natural light, the unsteady cam served to underscore the genuine moments when a macho boy decides to start trying to be a grown man.
One of the movies that flicked across my radar this last year, but which I did not see in theaters was the indie noir/high school movie “Brick”.
Noir and high school? Yes, the very same. I’ll explain how the homages are done.
Brick occurs in a nameless burg in Southern California ( Orange County, if my eyes deceive me not ) where the cliques of high school are all the more pronounced; more like gangs. There’s the dope crew, the jock crew, the drug kingpin and his muscle, and our outsider protagonist, the information gatherer, Brendan.
The crew speak in noir-ese, Sam Spade style, ya see?
Wow!
“The Lookout” is one of the first movies all year that made me lean over to Lauren at the end and say “That was awesome”. I’m sorry “Pan’s Labyrinth” and “Children of Men”, you both were important and worthy, but this was out and out fun and suspenseful.
The main thing that I thought was great is that this may be one of the most tight scripts I’ve ever seen put to screen and that’s probably no accident as the director and writer were Scott Frank (Out of Sight, say no more). I never once had that feeling of “oh yeah, but where did he conveniently get implement X” or, “Oh yeah, the granny can handle the shotgun, sure” or “where did he conveniently become a master of kung-fu?
Man, attending SXSW was really brutal this morning thanks to the enforced and early daylight savings time change. We woke up pretty foul and pretty tired. Last night we had attended one happy hour and had then headed down South Congress to Southside Pizza.
It was a wonderful meal and there was this nice quartet of senior citizens. One of the ladies of the group touched my arm as we crossed paths and she said:
You know how beautiful she is, don’t you?
Of course she was referring to my beautiful, classy, elegant, and wonderful girlfriend, Miss Lauren. I answered in the affirmative to the lady and they ambled out.
Two Christmas seasons ago that mindless namby-pamby drivel known as Narnia assaulted my eye-sockets in San Jose. The only blessed moment of that two hours of tooth scraping was when a certain screenwriting lawyer-friend of mine abruptly turned and “Ssshhh!’d” a chatty 12 year old behind him.
…CGI lion comes on screen and mutters something…
Kid: It’s Qui-Gonn!
Lawyer-Friend: ¡¡¡Shh!!!!!
This Christmas, the gorgeous Golden Compass is coming to theaters near you and it’s envisioned the world of His Dark Materials in a lush, dream-filtered, techno-steampunk richness. The plot is compleling and the charaters rich. It’s sort of what Narnia would have been, had it been written by Richard Dawkins.
Last night Lauren and I, sick of being sick and trapped in the house, went out to Austin’s Paramount Theatre and saw the 9 o’clock showing of “Bombshell”.
The synopsis runs essentially like this: “Bombshell” film actress Lola Burns, a from the farm in Illinois to Hollywood starlet type who fickly hops from idea to idea: Marrying the tanned European marquis, adopting a baby, changing her Hollywood image. Naturally the studio’s publicity man and the studio head are none-too-keen on their bombshell becoming “a rubber nipple” and are thus dedicated to thwarting her ambitions and making sure she’s back for her make-up call.
So The League informed the world of the availability of the Iron Man trailer. I must say Downey looks like he’s caught the disaffected playboy / Bush-era military-industrial-complex profiteer turns warrior for good ( but with a hint of misanthrope ) lightning in a jar in a way which is not “just the character formula of Batman” yet again.
He can do that because he’s an excellent real actor. See counter-example:
But the thing I’d like to lens in on is the use of Black Sabbath’s Ur-Metal song, uh, “Iron Man”. “Iron Man” is the Epic of Gilgamesh of Heavy Metal.
This weekend my Brother in the Sisters of Mercy and his lady invited us to see the latest Wes Anderson movie, The Darjeeling Limited, so duly after a night of masquerading about town, we dragged ourselves up and out to make the midday showing.
I know there are some people in this world who give Wes Anderson an absolute carte blanche, can do no wrong. I think that’s malarky. The man can do wrong, and does so often, but because the films have the earnestness of a thrift store cardigan worn by the ingenue in your freshman English literature survey class but whose number, alas, you never succeeded in getting, he gets away with cinematic sloppiness.
Florida Republican representative Bob Allen has been found guilty for soliciting sex in a public ( state park bathroom ) place.
What I found interesting, is his counsel repeated appeals to the fictitious geography known as “Bizarro World” as part of the defence.
During closing arguments earlier in the day, Eisenmenger told jurors the state’s version reminded him of a comic-book land called Bizarro World, “where everything is backward.”
And further….
But in his closing, Whitaker pointed to an enlarged mug shot of Allen’s unshaven face and declared, “This is Bizarro World.” “Bob Allen making eyes at police, looking over a stall door at another man’s eyes, going into that stall .
This last weekend Lauren and I caught the anti-Darjeeling Mumbledy, a movie with quirk and actual heart, “Lars and the Real Girl”
Lars is a very young, very lonely, and painfully shy 27-year-old man who lives in the upper wint’ry wastes of The Mitten. He lives in a small, meagerly-heated garage adjacent to the big house where his brother and pregnant wife live. He drives his winter-reasonable Toyota hatch-back from his “Office Space” ( action figures and stuffed animals, yes, humorous destruction of productivity solutions, no ) job and on Sunday Lars shows up to church ( while the brother and wife attend Keillor’s “Church of Brunch” ).
I’m well past the age of seeing movies that are terrible for the purpose of throwing back a few beers and marveling at just how horrible it is.
But I remember that Mr. Shoemaker, at the beginning of UT football season, and I were both kinda excited to catch Shoot ’em Up. We thought that, from the trailers, the gratuitous love of bullets would be an unashamedly bullet-heavy, ridiculous action-fest.
Through a moment of loopiness at the RedBox DVD kiosk, I found myself watching this with Lauren.
Now on paper my man-crush, and Lauren’s more conventional crush, Clive Owen will be afforded opportunities to excel all things he’s good at:
The esteemed Ransom at Chronological Snobbery has asked if I would like to make a contribution to his retrospective on the 10-year anniversary of “The Zero Effect”.
I admit, I procrastinated, I avoided the obligation and said that I, quite honestly, had nothing positive to contribute to the movie. Mr. Ransom agreed that I could take a con position. I took that offer and decided to re-watch the film and see if my perceptions had changed in the 10 years since I saw the movie. I can say they have not and I think that the movie is just as forgettable and insignificant today as I thought it was 10 years ago.
In the world of comics there are the comics which are considered, well, kids-stuff by the non-initiated. In this silo fall the comics that they make blockbusters of: Spiderman, Superman, et. al.
Then there are the world of Literary Comics, the comics that those who shrug their shoulders at the oeuvre of the first style know that they will be thrown out of hipster High for dissing ( nota bene: there’s some overlap in these two camps cf. The Dark Knight Returns, Death of Superman arc, etc.). Chief among these would be anything by Alan Moore but assuredly most embodied in his magnum opus: “The Watchmen”
Rachel McAdams starred in the “The Notebook”. This movie is the staple of “Girls’ Nights In” everywhere.
Later this year she will star as Clare Abshire in The Time Traveler’s Wife, based off of Audrey Nifenegger’s superlatively good novel.
I am a completionist fetishist. I read all of Atlas Shrugged, I read the entire “Ender’s Game” series, and I stuck with the Vampire Chronicles through Memnoch, but I simply could not complete twisted animator Terry Gilliam’s pile of eye-pain known as “The Brothers Grimm”.
Perhaps most shockingly for a Terry Gilliam movie, it was entirely derivative. The steampunk machinery and effects? Seen it in “Sleepy Hollow”. What about the brighter than life set and costuming? Seen it, “Big Fish”. Assembly of hot, as-yet-unsee-by-American-eyes European actresses, well no one tops Terry in that.
If ever I get to cast a “History of New Wave” music, I already have Michael Score to be portrayed by Macauly Culkin, but who to play Colin Moulding of XTC?
Answer: Jon Heder
Last night Lauren and I watched Anton Corbijn’s “Control”, the bio-pic about the late frontman from Joy Division, Ian Curtis.
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You cannot explore the tangent to the late Glam Rock / punk / pre-goth fertile period of English music without coming across Joy Division’s “Love Will Tear Us Apart”.
With its rich synthesizers, Curtis’ unintelligible Doors-influenced baritone, and driving bass work, it marks a shift that would move to richer, more ambient, more experimental sounds in the New Wave.
The film is short beautifully, Corbijn’s eye for composition showing off his years of experience in still-shot photo journalism.
While I lauded “Control” in the previous post, we also caught “Get Smart” and “Baghead”.
June, in the run up to the 4th of July hot zone of movies, seems to go through a doldrums just as the air truly begins to stultify. Left few other choices, we saw “Get Smart”. It wasn’t especially bad, but it wasn’t especially good either. I had the same feeling I had when I caught “Evan, Almighty”.
I wanted Steve Carrell to do well, and I wanted it to be funny, it just, well, failed to deliver. Not even the cute Anne Hathaway in ( I am told ) Chanel could really keep me interested.
I loved “Wall-E”. It was a superlative and moving effort.
In the, surprisingly heartless, “Be Kind, Rewind”, Mia Farrow’s character proposes a toast to movies with “heart”. Well, “Wall-E” is one of those movies.
It explores, in touching, subtle, expansive movements, the experience of abject loneliness. It expresses the Heideggerian dichotomy between dasein and sein, of how distracting dasein is and how debilitating the long reflection of sein is.
It also expresses the jubilation of finding her. One of the best wedding sermons I ever attended was for my friends, The Dowiaks. In it, their minister described the moment of Adam seeing Eve as a moment of total jubilation.
You may see my last post in which I ask, how can it be that here in Austin there is nothing to do on Sunday night?
Well, Lauren and I took a wild stab at a solution and went to the campus area’s venerable “Hole in the Wall” for “shoegaze” night. I figured it couldn’t be all that bad as I always had a bit of a think for My Bloody Valentine.
We headed down and the bar was sparsely populated. Many people were seated out in the hallway alongside and in back of the bar, sitting in the humid night air with sweating bar glasses stacking indefatigably higher.
We saw “The Dark Knight”. It was very good. etc.
I thought that the whole “Saw” turn in the writing ( difficult moral conundrums ) was an unusual turn, but it served very well to highlight the trouble with being a masked vigilate ( until March, 2009 when “Watchmen” will give the final word ).
I love Chris Nolan’s direction: he really seems to be the heir to the Hitchcock-style of suspense.
The movie is also very much a product of its times questions of how much humanity do you sacrifice ( torture, invasion of privacy ) of the things that made you once great in the name of preserving that state–at what point do you lose it in pursuit of protecting it ( any bells ringing?
Lauren and I just finished watching the turn-of-the-decade camp-comedy “But I’m a Cheerleader” starring Natasha Lyonne and featuring roles by RuPaul ( as a man ) and Bud Cort ( aka “Harold” ).
The opening song is April March’s “Chick Habit”:
Lacking a canonical video, I’m going for the one with the “Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! footage
This song is an amusing interpretation of Gainsbourg’s “Laisse tomber les filles” (literally, Allow the girls to drop or “Quit the girls” - so an excellent translation by March ) as recorded by ye-ye chanteuse France Gall:
The bass-line is infectious and definitely writhes like Jack Marshall’s “Munsters Theme”.
We saw “Hellboy 2: The Golden Army” last weekend. I disliked it. It is for movies such as this that the 2.5 star rating was invented. There were some good ideas, in spots, but never that unified, compelling vision thing ( apologies Poppy Bush ) just never really materialized ( like Jr. Bush ).
So here’s the gig. Humans are greedy and destroy the earth’s natural sylvan beauty. Elves and goblins, understandably tired of this, put together an unstoppable army that numbers, in the Lovecraft ordinal series, “seventy by seventy” unstoppable soldiers. After these clockwork and aurium terminators lay waste to such a degree that the beloved elven woods are actually damaged by the excess of blood, the Good King, his Moody Son, and his Good Daughter ( the twin of Moody Son ) decide to split up the crown which entitles the wearer to command the horde and put the army into a slumber.
http://www.cinematical.com/2008/12/05/darren-aronofsky-wants-to-redo-the-fountain/
I totally liked “The Fountain” – even if it did lose itself in its pretensions. I think they call it right, DA just can’t let it go, it may be his Mona Lisa, not finished until the day he is.
When I first moved to the Bay area I would see mentions of Harvey Milk’s name in The SF Chronicle like the name was common knowledge. I had no idea who he was and I suspect the same is true of most of America today. Gus van Sant’s movie about Milk is an attempt to educate the post-1980’s-born generation about the man’s life, his work, and to demonstrate that life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are rights that all Americans are entitled to pursue by birth in this land.
Milk had lived a closeted life in New York State and eventually city before choosing to head to the City on the Golden Gate well into his middle age.
Going to see “Revolutionary Road” was an exercise in controlled discomfort. I knew what the subject was, how it invariably would end, and what the upshot would be. I also knew it would be a chance to see two great actors ply their craft: Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet are fine, emotional, and unafraid performers. The film, helmed by director Sam Mendes of “American Beauty” fame, rides like a Buick all over the “Suburban American Dream” with whitewall tires but does so in a clumsy and exploitative manner. Redeeming qualities of the movie are well-written argument scenes and the value of having a difficult mirror in which to examine one’s life.
Quoth Stuff White People Like:
White people love Wes Anderson movies more than they love their kids. If a white guy takes a white girl to a Wes Anderson movie on their first date, and neither of them have seen it, they will immediately commence a relationship that is reflected in songs by Ryan Adams and Bright Eyes.
– On: “Wes Anderson Movies”
If you read my review on “The Darjeeling Limited” ("The Darjeeling Mumbledy"), I make no bones about my dislike of the cult of Anderson that has so thoroughly given him carte blanche to make vapid etchings into celluloid with pretensions of grandiosity-cum-naivite.
Recently I rented Tarkovsky’s Solaris, the film based off of Stanislaw Lem’s story of the same title. I was very much moved by the movie and consider it to be one of the finest science fiction movies I have ever seen. I esteem it so because in this science fiction future, humans, and our essential need for emotional contact and connection are so thoroughly explored without being directly mentioned. Further, the movie has some of the best visual tableaux and spatial constructions that I have ever seen.
The movie may not be easy for a Western audience. It has an extremely slow pace, sometimes glacial, sometimes brooding, crosses the 2-hour mark and suffers under the strictures of USSR film budgets.
https://www.amazon.com/Helvetica-David-Carson/dp/B079N3Y4C6
I loved Hustwit’s movie, “Helvetica.” The feedback I heard during SXSW is that this film continues the cerebral exploration of our modern design sensibility.
I was very excited when Daniel posted the trailer for “Moon.” It looked like a slow, and elegiac science-fiction movie of the “2001” or “Solaris” model. It was indeed a movie of this variety.
While SciFi that blows stuff up and has one-liners (looking at you, Will Smith) is a dime a dozen, one that drives uncomfortable thoughts into your gray matter and makes you like it is a special type of art.
Unlikely to say: “I gotta get me one of these!”
As you may intuit from the trailer, Sam Bell is a man working on the dark side of the moon.
Recently released on Netflix is “Playing Shakespeare,” a program that aired on PBS in America in the early 80’s. The series features John Barton, director, and his cast of thespians from the Royal Shakespeare Company. Many of us will recognize X-Men heavyweights Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart, British luminaries like Judi Dench and Ben Kingsley, as well as a host of other actors of note.
Barton will set up an aspect of performing Shakespeare and call forth the performers to illustrate the concept under discussion. Occasionally other actors of the company toss in observations and methodological notes. In that capacity the actor Alan Howard had come to notice as a particularly reserved if not nebbishly.
I have never seen a film that captures dramatic tragedy better than Chan-wook Park’s Boksuneun naui geot or, to us non-Hangul speakers, Sympathy for Mr. Vengance. This film has all the epic tragedy of something by Sophocles or Shakespeare; and it has all the concomitant blood and tears. I grit my teeth throughout, except for the moments where I was taking sharp in-breaths in the “a-ha” moments as threads collapsed together in a symphonic story-path.
Simply put, a poor factory worker arranges to sell a kidney and give 5million won to shady organ harvesters so as to acquire a kidney suitable for his ailing sister.
Over at The Signal Watch, Ryan takes a few moments to talk about the latest cash grab from Darren Star enterprises: “Sex in the City 2.”
I think SATC2 suffers from a bout of ill-timing and age. Accordingly, these make it seem tone-deaf to the mood of the country. It’s not the case that this latest offering was exceptionally bad, it’s just that the scales have fallen from our eyes and the inherent ridiculousness shines through.
A certain someone I know told me that she loves “Confessions of a Shopaholic.” I understand why, Isla Fisher is cute and funny (Exhibit A: Wedding Crashers).
In Pixar’s “Wall-E,” we encounter an adorable robot who is left to clean up the mounds of trash associated with the global spread of the consumerist lifestyle across the planet. Ancillary thereunto with the disregard for the natural world is the disregard of one’s own body and one’s own wellness. Pixar seems to be sugesting: “Hey, stop buying stuff and eating neon-colored food, get back to the basics and enjoy living as an able bodied human.”
In Pixar’s “Toy Story 3,” heart strings are tugged as toys are left behind, subject to jeopardy, or wage petty internecine battles. All of this tugs at our emotional response as they toys seem to say “Remember to play, and play with us, don’t get rid of us – don’t throw away your sense of childlike wonder by scrapping us.
I’ve recently been thinking about the influence of Southern folk traditions on my aesthetic appreciation of the world. I had not though of them for quite some time, but there they were comfortable, threadbare and familiar as a cabin heated by pot-belly stove in the depth of winter. I recalled those mountain tales and their fierce Biblical Naturalism and their warnings of the broken bond of blood to blood and man to woman.
Watching “Winter’s Bone” brought all those tales and sensibilities back in a rush. The film is the story of Ree Dolly, a girl forced to be the man, woman, and only adult in the house to her two tiny siblings far too early.
While not a lover of the works of Whit Stillman unto the extent of JimD, I have to say that I always enjoyed the vaguely blue-blood, post-prep school and Ivy League musings of “Barcelona.” When we noticed that the Criterion Collection’s edition of “Metropolitan” was now available for streaming on Netflix, it seemed like a good amusement.
It’s a delightful movie.
It’s the story of young men squiring debutantes to “deb dances” and the conversations that happen afterwards in the debutantes’ parents’ East-side apartments in the wee hours. The movie’s plot is chiefly the story of poorer Tom Townsend who, by accident, becomes swept up in a debutante clique with the scions of older and wealthier families.
When I saw that Marvel was making a movie around Thor I was intrigued because it’s just so ridiculous as a premise. First, my earliest associations with Thor were via the annoying sister in Adventures in Babysitting, so the Asgardian hero was starting at a deficit.
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Private Pyle, please kick this kid…
But more important than the influence of Elisabeth Shue vehicles is the narrative idea of a Norse God (ça veut dire: immortal) versus some sort of evil and powerful thing (pick anything from the Marvel universe up to and including Galactus) seems silly. When you get to comparing gods to men, even highly mutated men, aliens or sentient robots, the plot’s conflict seems silly: the god is going to win (barring some MacGuffin to hold back the immortal).
I was always skeptical of the Dreamworks movies: they always seemed like noisy, cloying, poorly characterized, imitations of Disney / Pixar animated features with scatalogical jokes Walt wouldn’t have allowed. It was only during Lauren’s recovery from an appendicitis that I was able to get around to seeing “Kung Fu Panda” which I wound up enjoying very much.
I had held off because a little Jack Black goes a long way, and the notion of Black taking himself “over the top” in an animated form was a bit too much to bear. But Black’s Po was subtle (as Black can be, when he wants) and while geared for children was a character I enjoyed seeing grow to be the hero he had always dreamed of.
With all the negative press and deep soul searching occasioned by the release of “The Green Lantern,” it seems like this might be an opportune moment to suggest that a tiny film, made on a tiny budget, set in a tiny land, might be worth your attention: “Submarine.”
“Submarine” was written and directed by British funnyman Richard Ayoade, famous, primarily, for his portrayal of ur-nerd Moss on the IT-support-based sit-com, “The IT Crowd.” Thanks to the relatively deep infiltration of technology and thus tech snafus and thus tech support into our lives, the lives of “the others” versus the “homo technologicus” has made for several hilarious seasons of “IT Crowd” (available via Netflix).
Ryan
wrote a thoughtful post about catching a 35mm print of Lynch’s
“Dune” at the Alamo
Drafthouse. He notes that despite arriving “DOA” in
1984, it was, today, “a bit of a cult movie.” I thought I would take a few
moments to write down why I am a member of the “Dune” cult following. In short,
the reason I love “Dune” is because it is an artistically rich disaster.
The Critical Response
For a standard opinion on the movie, I refer to Roger
Ebert’s
review of January 1, 1984:
This movie is a real mess, an incomprehensible, ugly, unstructured, pointless
excursion into the murkier realms of one of the most confusing screenplays of
all time. Even the color is no good; …David Lean solved that problem in
LAWRENCE OF ARABIA, where he made the desert look beautiful and mysterious, not
shabby and drab.
The Financial Response
“Dune” cost its production company, de Laurentiis Productions, approximately
$40M to make. It grossed ~$30M. A $10M loss before DVD, resale, and licensing
agreements was a staggering loss.
So I can make neither the argument that “Dune” was misunderstood by audiences:
they voted no with their dollars. Nor can I say this was an artist’s movie, a
beautiful avant garde that only the critics grasped. Yet nevertheless I
admire and respect this movie. Why?
Why I love “Dune” anyway
Filming the Dune Universe is a Grand Dream
The Dune universe is so expansive and thoroughly-conceived that it is like the
vast desert of Arrakis itself. When your imagination finally collapses,
dehydrated, cooked and lost in the middle of a sand sea, you realize just how
engulfing Frank Herbert’s vision was, and that you’re nowhere close to any
respite from its expansiveness.
I really loved the movie Drive. I don’t know why I avoided it so long. It has a bit of a reputation for being rather violent and well, I guess I just wasn’t much in the mood for that kind of movie when it was in theatres. BUT I hope I can apologize to all those associated with the movie with my zeal in saying that I love “Drive.” It could possibly be my favorite movie of the last 5 years.
Nevertheless “Drive” follows a certain dialog-minimal approach to performance which I respect artistically but which made BuzzFeed made good sport of in this comic.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2012/10/05/162383428/mandy-patinkin-25-years-after-the-princess-bride-hes-not-tired-of-that-line
The history behind a beloved film.
Did you guys love the “Drive” soundtrack as much as I did? Lauren and I went to BAM to see “Birdman” and the pre-screening soundtrack was a haunting theme that Shazam told me was a musical composition by master horror director John Carpenter. Entitled “Wraith,” it’s magic.
Why New York rocks: IFC theatre thinks MPAA rules are whack, tells parents, decides to flout stupid rules for young people interested in cinematic art (and / or hearing from a dissident).
http://www.ifccenter.com/news/boyhood-rating/
Lauren and I watched “Dope” which is like a cross between “Boyz-n-the-Hood,” “Fast Times at Ridgemont High,” the haircuts of “House Party,” the neighborhood examination of “Friday” and a caper film like “The Thomas Crown Affair.” Best part is that it features a brilliant soundtrack and helps surface some fun subcultures that don’t get much visibility.
This movie was wonderful. Centering on how different creatures communicate mathematically or with sound or with symbol, we show how language reveals different minds, and possibly different views on reality itself.
http://www.npr.org/sections/13.7/2016/11/23/503109667/the-arrival-of-the-hectapods-time-holds-the-key-to-everything
You’re probably familiar with “Shiny” from “Moana.”
Just want to toss out Lin-Manuel’s demo version of “Shiny.” It’s actually more menacing, more glam, more polysyllabic rhyming, and has yet even more characterization of Maui, Tomatoa. The fact that the demo had this….just staggering.
https://www.youtube.com/user/wutangcollection/featured
It reminds me of the hours of classic “39 Gold” Kung-Fu Theatre movies that aired on Saturday after cartoons in Houston.
“Her Ts are shiny and bright, like the ringing of a hand bell.”
This is how California girls are not New Yorker girls.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/01/magazine/greta-gerwigs-radical-confidence.html
https://theplaylist.net/conversation-rerelease-trailer-francis-ford-coppola-20200219/
A tight piece of work by Coppola. See San Francisco when living there didn’t require you to be abjectly poor or obscenely wealthy.
While I had a really busy November and December in 2021, I found a few islands
of escape with my headphones and the podcasts of my friends. Our friend, Ryan
(FKA “The League”), has been running The Signal Watch podcast where he
hosts a “cadre of co-contributors” commenting carefully on cinematic capers.
This November and December, Ryan hosted outstanding episodes that I wish I
could have commented upon in a timelier fashion.
I really “got” some of the subtler nuances of the November/December arc at
The Signal Watch. Its tenor and resonance seemed just right for a second
pandemic / resurgent omicron variant Christmas. I’ll admit I was a little bit
blue between the stress of home, the holiday expectation of positivity, and the
nagging feeling that what I wanted most of all was my loved ones to be near
— or, heck, to even conceivably have the possibility of being near.
I wanted to put a plug in for a podcast that’s produced by my former colleague,
Jen Meyers, along with her co-host Jessi Chartier: Quiet Little
Horrors. It’s a podcast devoted to “unsettling” horror of the
psychological variety. Their takes on some landmark (and niche) horror has
really made me rethink some movies I’ve seen and get interested in some I
haven’t. They’ve just started season three, so now’s a perfect time to
subscribe or to catch up.and of the slow-to-uptake-but-now-whoa-Nelly medium of
podcasting: they’re maintained by amateurs for niche audiences.
Some of my favorite episodes are the following, of which I’ll cite an archival,
a recent, and hot-off-the presses episode:
One of the things I like most about this podcasts is what I liked most about
the promise of the original web (cira 1995), it’s made with the zeal and care
of amateurs. And by no means is the show amateurish, I rather mean that the
show, like the word amateur itself, has the root of “to love” (ama) at its
heart. The hosts bring a warmth and genuine affection for the topics that make
the short episodes fun, intimate, and energetic.
Recently I had a chance to praise my friend Ryan’s podcast. While we
had kicked around the idea a bit, Ryan reached out and suggested we actually
do a podcast on “A Clockwork Orange” like we’d discussed via email. So we did!
“The Automat” is a joyous film that recalls the arrival and departure of the
automatic restaurant, the automat, Horn and Hardart in Philadelphia and New
York. Guided by and framed with interviews with H&H aficionado Mel Brooks,
the story of a scrappy restaurant that believed in good food for the people,
all people, in a beautiful environment was nostalgic, tender, and sad. As
Brooks recounts: you could never make it today, it makes no sense to accounting
that something so naive and good and cheap could ever be conjured again.
As we shuffled out my seat neighbor leaned over and confided: “They didn’t
mention it, but the mashed potatoes were pretty darn good, too.”
In a previous post, I went heavy on the nostalgia about my mom and I
enjoying trash sci-fi in the beginning of the Reagan era. The object of my
reminiscence was Xanadu, but I thought I’d write about another favorite:
1981’s Flash Gordon.
We seem to be living through some sort of an AI blossom after the AI winter
that began in the mid 1980’s. In the intervening years, many in the tech
community had given up on the hope of AI. However, the rise of cheap,
heavy-computation-friendly GPUs meant the birth of “machine learning,” “data
science,” and “(un-)supervised learning” to train models. With these models
trained, applications could be built that churned out uncanny and remarkably
good results e.g. ChatGPT4.
For the first time in recent memory, it seems that specific-purpose, if not
general-purpose, AI may be a fact of our lifetimes.
And this is just the beginning.
Not only are AI manipulating strings of text seemingly intelligently, they’re
generating art and images from text as well. We’re even using AI to create new
artifacts for special purpose. For example, an AI-designed aerospace product
was recently commissioned by NASA. The component looks more like an alien
spacecraft or biomechanical art than a functional component. But it functions
to its purpose and meets the prescribed tolerances.
This product is eerily different, freed as it is from the burdens of
humanity’s history of ideas around Earthbound biomechanical motion:
or Earthly geometry as in Euclid’s Elements:
or Earthly paradigms around materials’ behavior and economic constraints.
It’s trite, but necessary and profound to note:
Alien intelligences produce staggeringly alien artifacts.1
But can we see alien intelligence’s products among us today? I’m sure there are
factual examples, but what came to my mind were the alien-looking artifacts the
created by alienated among us in art. In the AI-designed space components, I
saw an aesthetic similarity to the Gynecological Devices for Operating on
Mutant Women from the 1988 David Cronenberg film, “Dead Ringers.”