2016

January

According to comics artists @Grimezsz is Jem. | Tagged: Tweet

I finally installed Steam and Portal and SOMA on my Mac. What game controller do I use? | Tagged: Tweet

Playlist Based Off of the Ska Sounds of the BBC's "Plebs" | January 2 | Tagged: Music

Decided I felt really New Yorker when at some rando discount store in Brooklyn “The Tide is High” by Blondie came on and I sang with relish. | Tagged: Tweet

Many of us use an editor that doesn’t charge, but isn’t “free.” Why not start off the year right by paying for your editor? | Tagged: Tweet

If entering a federal building with munitions doesn’t get a white person labelled a terrorist what does? #AskingForAFriend | Tagged: Tweet

The Amazing Incan Khipu: Textile Accounting | January 3 | Tagged: Knitting Programming

Lucky typo or next million dollar startup: KinkedIn? | Tagged: Tweet

When I visit @amazon with my VPN on I get asked whether I which Chinese experience I want. Using @digitalocean + OpenVPN. What is this? | Tagged: Tweet

Kurosawa's Composition | January 6 | Tagged: Film Programming

RT @kerrizor: Of all the technical skills I possess, “Reading the error” is one I’ve never regretted maxing out on. | Tagged: Tweet

Re-watching S1 “Gilmore girls” with @lauren_n_roth and it holds up. Still sweet, touching, funny. ❤️ | Tagged: Tweet

SF Loss: Art Stores | January 8 | Tagged: Modern_times Economics

I’d like to say my #favoritebowie is “Heroes” but my heart’s dark clouds demand it be “Ashes to Ashes.” | Tagged: Tweet

RT @mariofusco: The purpose of abstraction is not to be vague, but to create a new semantic level in which one can be absolutely precise … | Tagged: Tweet

😭 Mobile Upload: So long, Starman. We all owe you so very much 😭 | January 11 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Rip Music

My Favorite Bowie | January 11 | Tagged: Music

Tippi Hedren: Helper of Vietnamese Immigrants | January 12 | Tagged: Modern_times Philanthropy

Bowie singing "Heroes" in German | January 12 | Tagged: Music Rip

I started playing SOMA. I haven’t played games in years so now I’m scared about dying. Add a controller I don’t understand and i’m in panic. | Tagged: Tweet

The moment you hit PUBISH on a blog post your proof reading accuracy goes up 1000x. #internetfact | Tagged: Tweet

Millennials complain about “adulting” often, but I feel like I am “corporating” so well when I actually submit my expense report. | Tagged: Tweet

Nootropics and the post-Human future | January 13 | Tagged: Scifi Transhumanism

RT @Blackamazon: If you are not ready to deal with #newyorkvalues you aren’t ready to govern a lemonade stand let alone this country | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: A night time run with a wild snow-loving beast. | January 18 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

Mobile Upload: Lauren at the Museum of the City of NY | January 18 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Ted Cruz Really Is the Worst | January 18 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Politics

Evolution of Religions vs Programming Languages | January 18 | Tagged: Modern_times Programming

KELLY BISHOP YOU ARE THE FLAWLESS QUEEN. Your voice, your expressions GREAT ACTOR. | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: Cozy Scarf Time | January 19 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

Bernie Sanders | January 19 | Tagged: Politics

Canadian Pop Icon | January 22 | Tagged: Humor

Byron blizzard-poodle does not even care about a blizzard warning | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: Looks like snow | January 23 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Mobile Upload: Snow in Brooklyn | January 23 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Mobile Upload: After dog walk came dog bath and pre-breakfast | January 23 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Mobile Upload: After a bath for ice removal | January 23 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

Mobile Upload: Blizzard Breakfast | January 23 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Mobile Upload: Blizzard: Five Hours Later & No End in Sight | January 23 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Only one drawback to bingeing “Gilmore Girls” during a blizzard: that theme song … Nice once a year but 6 times in a day…no. | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: After the Blizzard | January 24 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Mobile Upload: Prospect Park post-Blizzard | January 24 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

What does this say about programming? @fractionalgames game “SOMA’s” biggest scare has been a puzzle where you resolve module dependencies | Tagged: Tweet

February

Mobile Upload: Tonight's frankendrank | February 2 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

The Curious Linguistics of Sarah Palin | February 2 | Tagged: Politics Linguistics

Where are the black red vines in BK. Hell anywhere on Long Island | Tagged: Tweet

The one day I rent a car in NYC: snow morning! | Tagged: Tweet

Nathaniel Rateliff | February 6 | Tagged: Music

Mobile Upload: The art from our bed is pretty good. Oh that's a window. | February 6 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Travel Upstate

@damon was one of the forces that got me into Ruby, 6 years later I’m writing Ruby curriculum at @devbootcamp | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: Yankee Achievement Unlocked: LL Bean Boots for the mud season. | February 9 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Bobby Gentry: "Fancy" | February 9 | Tagged: Music

Like Mark Twain imagining a vacation so well he didn’t need to go, years of imagining Portal didn’t dampen the brilliance of the game. | Tagged: Tweet

What #NYC winter thinks of your #Valentines day plans | Tagged: Tweet

Movie: "Dope" | February 18 | Tagged: Movies

Has anyone (else) noticed the virulent expansion of the prefix “super-” these days? It’s super-everywhere. Is it an NYC thing? Feels larger | Tagged: Tweet

RT @altclassic: Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand” reimagined as a Dr. Seuss Book via @DrFaustusAU #NickCave | Tagged: Tweet

Jewish Socialism is a Relevant Factor | February 19 | Tagged: Politics

PARIS GELLER: [Asked “Is it raining?”] No, it’s national baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot. #GilmoreGirls | Tagged: Tweet

Umberto Eco, who introduced me to semiotics & hermeneutics, passes on. PARS EIUS SUPER ALTA PERENNIS ASTRA FERATUR | Tagged: Tweet

What work of literature captures the post-9/11 era the best? I’ll contend de Lillo’s Underworld was the final coda to Cold War mentality | Tagged: Tweet

Read: Super Sad True Love Story | February 21 | Tagged: Books

Planning One's Demise Well | February 22 | Tagged: Art

RT @claytoncubitt: Millennials mate when the female shyly extends her selfie stick into the charging port of the male’s drone, exchanging w… | Tagged: Tweet

@kelleydeal makes some beautiful textiles. Wow. Coder, guitarist, knitter, entrepreneur. | Tagged: Tweet

Fellow liberals: I saw 2 Dominican car service drivers agreeing that Trump is right, is going to get trash out. Our model needs updating. | Tagged: Tweet

INTJ's are a Great Adjunct | February 26 | Tagged: Personal Psychology

March

Mitt Romney Lays Out the Facts on Donald Trump | March 3 | Tagged: Anti_trump Politics

Mobile Upload: I don't trust you.... | March 4 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

@questlove we pay for medicine or we pay for food. Pave the way method and red! | Tagged: Tweet

RT @altclassic: Nick Cave & PJ Harvey | Tagged: Tweet

RT @SICPQuotes: As far as anyone knows, mutability and delayed evaluation do not mix well in programming languages | Tagged: Tweet

@lisperati the Land of Lisp song has such a Camper Van Beethoven feel to it. In a good way. #takethelambdasbowling | Tagged: Tweet

My printer model number ends in “-DW” I secretly dream that it means “Deutsche Welt” and my printer delivers int’l news w/ a pleasant accent | Tagged: Tweet

How glorious is #NYC today? Windows open, breezes, chirping birds, barking dog, “HEY ASSHOLE YOU GONNA PULL OVER OR WHAT?” | Tagged: Tweet

@stevelosh Just came across your why I two-space post and I love it so much. cc/@DanielMiessler | Tagged: Tweet

They NYC parenting topic of “not taking up the whole (fucking) sidewalk.” | Tagged: Tweet

Is California Oversubscribed? | March 15 | Tagged: Modern_times California

RT @NightValeRadio: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a cursed talisman must be in want of a hex re… | Tagged: Tweet

"When Calls the Heart" | March 16 | Tagged: Television

What do you call my growling poodle lounging on the area rug? A barkalounger. | Tagged: Tweet

Flax on Market Closes | March 17 | Tagged: San_francisco

Brooks: Anti-Trump | March 18 | Tagged: Anti_trump Politics Programming

RT @tomgara: This is definitely the deepest and most metaphysical question posed by NYC subway ticket machines | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: National Puppy Day! | March 23 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

Mobile Upload: Hi NYC. Visiting Summer. | March 26 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Travel

Mobile Upload: Surprise Mom's Birthday | March 26 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Family

I shudder at #election 2016 recalling @Shteyngart:: “…an angry man risen and ready to punch, celebrated itself throughout the night.” | Tagged: Tweet

Frankly, I’m kinda glad so many people are leaving Twitter. It’s more targeted and digestible. Like it was when it started. | Tagged: Tweet

April

Scifi told us humans would invent robots, indulge and become lazy. It never told us how humanity made it from everyone works to no one works | Tagged: Tweet

The cutie is the kwisatz haderach of fruit | Tagged: Tweet

Since the last 20 years of “internet innovation” have been HTML-wrapped replacements of Unix tools, what’s the one for Usenet? | Tagged: Tweet

Nothing ruins the enjoyment of an Oreo quite like eating it with headphones in. | Tagged: Tweet

The Tender Joy of "Freaks and Geeks" | April 14 | Tagged: Entertainment

Dr. Strange is Coming | April 14 | Tagged: Movies

Mobile Upload: I gotta say it was a good day. | April 15 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Moved to the Upper West Side | April 15 | Tagged: Nyc Personal

A Different Political Map | April 15 | Tagged: Politics

Best perk of working from a Brooklyn Deli: The swingy bounce of Dion, the Shirelles, and Frankie Valli keeps the afternoon lag at bay. #NYC | Tagged: Tweet

C64 gamers: A game where you set up a maze and then place a ball. Hoping your placed walls, springs, etc. guide it to the end safely? | Tagged: Tweet

Constructed Languages in "Game of Thrones" | April 20 | Tagged: Linguistics

Flooded Houston | April 20 | Tagged: Modern_times

WHERE CAN I GET BLACK @RedVines IN NEW YORK CITY? #impossibletofind #foundagrailtho | Tagged: Tweet

The Artist Prince Dies | April 25 | Tagged: Music

"Here's the Thing" Podcast with Alec Baldwin | April 28 | Tagged: Entertainment

Mobile Upload: Dogs don't like to be hugged they say. | April 30 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

May

Amid these political times I wonder…what if parties funded partisans having children. “Love America, have another kid that votes!” | Tagged: Tweet

I’m struck by how closely Typescript resembles Swift. They are preparing to heal the Great Schism. | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: Programmers: Duck Typing | May 9 | Tagged: Mobile Programming

Mobile Upload: Hi Steve, we're bad ideas! | May 11 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Mobile Upload: Staggering data about higher education | May 12 | Tagged: Education

Emmylou Harris | May 12 | Tagged: Music

Mobile Upload: Memba when? Puppy Byron | May 12 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Puppy Dog

Just daydreamed while listening to “Don’t Give Up On Me” that @lissiemusic held a LissiePalooza in a field on her farm. Camping. Bees. <3 | Tagged: Tweet

Guy Clark & Emmylou Harris | May 18 | Tagged: Music Austin Rip

Guy Clark Remembered | May 18 | Tagged: Music Rip

Her seduction of me was intense: a stare, licking of lips. I adjusted my jacket to find a blob of shallot cream cheese on my lapel. #nyclife | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: Evening, crossword, bed, poodle, sun, Hudson, New Jersey, America. | May 22 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Remixing Political Parties | May 25 | Tagged: Politics

Mobile Upload: Home After Travels | May 30 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Read: Parag Khanna's Connectography | May 31 | Tagged: Books Technology Culture

June

Parag Khanna's Connectography and Refactoring by Martin Fowler | June 1 | Tagged: Books Technology Culture

Khanna's Connectography, Bootcamps, and Mobility | June 2 | Tagged: Books Culture Technology

So excited to see @TheCrucibleBway tomorrow! | Tagged: Tweet

At @TheCrucibleBway: I repeat: so excite. | Tagged: Tweet

The Brexit and the Londonexit | June 7 | Tagged: Geopolitics Economics

I’ve lain with the Devil / Cursed God Above / Forsaken Heaven / To Bring You My Love – @PJHarveyUK still levels mountains 21 years later | Tagged: Tweet

JavaScript and Christology | June 16 | Tagged: Javascript Religion

If there’s ever a homicidal mail carrier dogs are gonna be so “I told you so.” | Tagged: Tweet

Study Latin to Become a Better Programmer | June 17 | Tagged: Latin Programming

Pullman on UK: cobwebbed, rotten, diseased and decaying mess of a patched-up, cobbled-together, bloated, corrupted, leaking stinking hulk | Tagged: Tweet

1/3 Idea: Londonexit: A Hansa-inspired free-trade city linked to Hansastad M’chester and EU country Scotland in a commonwealth 1/3 | Tagged: Tweet

2/3: @paragkhanna wrote in Connectography, p. 75: “London props up England’s depreseed depopulated [pro-Leave] regions…liabilit[ies]” | Tagged: Tweet

3/3 As urban, globalized centers get tired of eye-rolling at their reactionary birthmother nation states, will they go global? | Tagged: Tweet

RT @SarahSoWitty: I think David Bowie was holding this world together a lot more than we ever comprehended. | Tagged: Tweet

In which Gilmore girls predicts me life arc: WOMAN: Dave, do you have your space pen? MAN: Do you have to ask? | Tagged: Tweet

July

My favorite movie about America? “The Godfather:” BONASERA: “I believe in America.” | Tagged: Tweet

Big World and Small World | July 5 | Tagged: Geopolitics Economics

@aviflombaum @SaraJChipps “Will I actually be writing pentameter if I get this job?” “No you’ll be shifting haiku by one syllable.” #broken | Tagged: Tweet

If anyone knows where to get BLACK @RedVines in Manhattan let me know. NOT Twizzlers; NOT red red vines. Thought this city had everything. | Tagged: Tweet

@RedVines how can it be that there are no results for within 10 miles of Manhattan? | Tagged: Tweet

If you say you’ll have time for diversity after you get things going, you’re assuming that you can reach success without a diverse team. | Tagged: Tweet

Quick way to test if you’re dead: Listen to @lissiemusic ’s “My Own Wild West.” Did you feel nothing? You are dead. Otherwise, yay. | Tagged: Tweet

In #nyc summer, women’s fashion gains the options of “fancy short opened-back hospital gown” and “fancy shortened finger-painting smock.” | Tagged: Tweet

Love the John Carpenter style soundtrack to “Stranger Things.” | Tagged: Tweet

Marni Nixon screen test: she kills in vibrato, pitch, tone and smiles at every phrase’s ending. When done, she smirks at the camera #ripboss | Tagged: Tweet

NYC Trifecta: Dude rich enough for a high rise apt. with a rain bath shower. With a window with blinds. That he leaves up, #dgaf-stylee. | Tagged: Tweet

August

RT @catallman: RIP, Seymour Papert, who died today at 88. Co-invented the LOGO learning programming language | Tagged: Tweet

Turned off the AC’s. No fan running. Just the peace and quiet of sirens and 8.4 * 10**6 million people going about their lives. | Tagged: Tweet

Why Corporate America Is Leaving the Suburbs for the City (via @Pocket) cc:@convojito | Tagged: Tweet

I am in love with prose style and economy ofin Ch.1 of Thinking Recursively with Java by Eric Roberts | Tagged: Tweet

Genius @samesmail of #MrRobot tested audience’s implicit bias: 2 hijabi, boy named Mohammed playing with a passenger plane. Nervous? Why? | Tagged: Tweet

@dstfelix on @ForColoredNerds. Loosely quoted: “Wes Anderson is Tyler Perry for white people.” I died. | Tagged: Tweet

SF friends. I’m here in Soma for the next week. Love to hear what you’re up to | Tagged: Tweet

I watched this video and tied a bow tie on my second attempt: | Tagged: Tweet

New metric for hotels: can you hear tall men urinating in other rooms while lying in bed? | Tagged: Tweet

One might bemoan the state of diversity in techl, but today I saw a db table with a column of first names that included: “Ta-Nehisi” | Tagged: Tweet

Through the air I go into tomorrow. 🗽 | Tagged: Tweet

When you love actresses with dark under eye circles and aren’t sure if it’s ok to tell them that you love their circles. #takes12know1 | Tagged: Tweet

RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Windows users with bash. Linux users with PowerShell. FreeBSD users with WiFi. It’s been a crazy year. | Tagged: Tweet

Emboldened to Hate | August 22 | Tagged: Antiracism Modern_times

RT @altclassic: 36 years ago today, #DavidBowie was at No.1 on the UK singles chart with ‘Ashes To Ashes’ | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: The fabulous stage for "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time." | August 27 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Broadway

Communicating Across Uncrossable Expanses | August 30 | Tagged: Modern_times Programming Scifi Linguistics

September

@IBM staff CRRRRUUUSSSHHHHEEEED this morning. Swift in Linux more performant than Java and node. 👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻 #tryswiftnyc | Tagged: Tweet

Been a while since Big Blue seemed so relevant and edgy but with Watson, Swift extensions for web, Kitura. I say ¡WELCOME BACK! #tryswiftnyc | Tagged: Tweet

#tryswiftnyc feels like the conference that changed my life and put me on Ruby years ago. Swift is going to be huge by this feel. | Tagged: Tweet

Judging by mass incarceration rates, I wonder: “Will prisons become the melting pot we always believed our cities were?” #5446wasmynumber | Tagged: Tweet

Where is the deeply researched docudrama about what happened to Montel Jordan? Amid “Pulp Fiction” and 1995 ésprit he seemed assured glory. | Tagged: Tweet

A Cheat Sheet For Avoiding Cognitive Bias | September 5 | Tagged: Philosophy

RT @altclassic: “One day in Berlin, Eno came running in and said, ‘I have heard the sound of the future’ and put on ‘I Feel Love”-DB https:… | Tagged: Tweet

OMG #KuboMovie was so great. Just beautiful all around. | Tagged: Tweet

I wonder if the rise of fast recompile languages correlated to decline in thoughtful mental code-tracing and debugging. | Tagged: Tweet

RT @HistoricalPics: Salvador “I don’t do drugs I am drugs” Dalí painting The Face of War, 1941 | Tagged: Tweet

Isn’t it odd that “graphic” and “drawn-out” don’t mean the same thing? | Tagged: Tweet

NYFD widows and children memorial packed with comrades, spouses, and teens who never knew their parent reminds us to #NeverForget. | Tagged: Tweet

Shout out to Troy and Gris who helped this guy out at @jetblue flight JFK to ORD this morning. You’re both legends. | Tagged: Tweet

The Bitch America Needs | September 13 | Tagged: Politics Feminism

If “Moulin Rouge” is the price we had to pay to get #TheGetDown, it was worth it. | Tagged: Tweet

RT @lauren_n_roth: Determining the difference between “important” and “urgent” is an art honed only with experience. | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: Stuck in Boston | September 15 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

Bay Area puppy has a chew toy hedgehog named “Hetch Hedgie.” | Tagged: Tweet

My new Lamy Safari; next to my very old runner of Safari. Went metallic for a change of pace. | Tagged: Tweet

A man thanked Byron and I for not being racist and ignoring him. Fist bump, then: “We all come from the same source!” “Africa?” “No, ETs!” 😳 | Tagged: Tweet

20 Years of Loving the Cardigans | September 16 | Tagged: Music

My New Lamy Safari | September 16 | Tagged: Fountain_pens

@samesmail I find there to be a lovely parallelism from “The Prisoner” to @whoismrrobot. It’s a brave move. Ready to “Fall Out.” | Tagged: Tweet

WANTED: Art where anthropomorphized poodles perform jobs (e.g. cop), play sports in a pastel, graphic-ish 80’s health club style #serious | Tagged: Tweet

English Usage: Anyone Versus Everyone | September 18 | Tagged: Linguistics

Mobile Upload: Byron the Grinning Goon | September 18 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

Young Men: Idle and Idling | September 19 | Tagged: Modern_times

I found this hilarious show on Hulu called “Community.” Man this shit will play forever because it’s so funny and original right? Right? | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: Met new poodles at the park. Lucy is a sophisticated older lady. | September 20 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

Public Service Announcement: Someone seems to have lost their fingerprint dusting powder on Riverside Drive. Notify police. | Tagged: Tweet

Mr. Robot Season 2 and The Prisoner | September 23 | Tagged: Television

We watched the first 4 episodes of @fleabag after hearing Phoebe on @dinnerpartydnld and its hilarious, bawdy, and fun. | Tagged: Tweet

Story about owning a black dog: a black child asks her parent whether white people love black dogs as much as they love white ones. 😭 1/2 | Tagged: Tweet

A world where this message has infected a 7 year old child is a world where social justice is needed. How could I comfort that gap? 2/2 | Tagged: Tweet

No, I'm From New York | September 24 | Tagged: Humor California New_york

Obama and Doris Kearns Goodwin | September 25 | Tagged: Politics

RT @MissWhoeverUR: This election is a clear representation of what it’s like to be an overqualified woman who has to deal with an unqualifi… | Tagged: Tweet

T.S. Eliot Sees Cats for the First Time | September 27 | Tagged: Broadway Humor

Stop Pretending You Don’t Know Why People Hate Hillary Clinton | September 27 | Tagged: Politics

RT @Classlicity: People criticizing Clinton’s preparedness probably also don’t realize Hermione is the only reason Harry Potter survived 7… | Tagged: Tweet

Vital Questions When Looking for New Work | September 28 | Tagged: Work

Schneider und Hutter forever. | Tagged: Tweet

You know, homages to the 90’s are a thing now…but will no one revive the slinky beauty of the Suede family tree? | Tagged: Tweet

October

Being Effective Advice From Tim Ferriss | October 1 | Tagged: Modern_times Work

Mobile Upload: If your bagel shop doesn't have this, I feel bad for you son | October 2 | Tagged: Mobile Photography New_york

Mobile Upload: Rise and Chew Stick | October 3 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

Mobile Upload: Carnegie Deli damage. L'Shana Tova indeed! | October 4 | Tagged: Mobile Photography New_york

Primordial Origin Stories | October 4 | Tagged: Science Linguistics History Literature

RT @BreneBrown: To dismiss Trump’s comments as “guy talk” is an insult to good men and boys. This is what rape culture looks & sounds like. | Tagged: Tweet

RT @wycats: I’m pretty scared of what will happen the first time someone runs on Trumpism who isn’t as fatally flawed as Trump. | Tagged: Tweet

Foreign Policy Mag Endorses Hillary | October 10 | Tagged: Politics Anti_trump

Even Conservative Pundit Glenn Beck Supports Hillary | October 12 | Tagged: Politics Anti-Trump

Dennis Ritchie Dies | October 13 | Tagged: Rip Programming

Mobile Upload: The Red Son is in Place Madeline | October 13 | Tagged: Comics Travel

Teaching mindfulness to kids in Paris, @erinmkidwell. Funny title! “calm and attentive…like a 🐸” | Tagged: Tweet

Teaching Mindfulness to Kids | October 14 | Tagged: Modern_times

OK seriously conservative apologists: it’s not the word “pussy,” it’s “grabbing” someone’s sexual parts without consent that’s offensive 1/n | Tagged: Tweet

Did I mention I got engaged to this lady 2 nights ago? In the function signature of my life there will be @escaping_mind #swiftlove | Tagged: Tweet

Biggest change since I was in France last is how quickly Parisians use English. Or my horrid French is so horrible they want me to STAHP. | Tagged: Tweet

In honor of Serge Gainsbourg: un bouteille Coca-Cola. | Tagged: Tweet

A+++++++ 10/0 would engage again. #jjabramslensflare ❤️😘@escaping_mind | Tagged: Tweet

I Got Engaged | October 15 | Tagged: Personal Travel

“Brain we’re flying back home in a few hours so let’s make the most?” | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: Time to head home! | October 16 | Tagged: Personal

Violence and the Way of Trump | October 16 | Tagged: Anti_trump Politics

For anyone breaking / broken up with SF or the Bay Area recently I cannot recommend Kobek’s “I Hate the Internet” enough. Thanks @gtvrhs. | Tagged: Tweet

“I Hate the Internet” captures my response when some confused NY’er asks: “You left California to come h-h-h-here?” Yes. Would move again. | Tagged: Tweet

Thoughts on Evaluating Students | October 17 | Tagged: Education

GO TO HELL WEB PAGES WITH AUTO-PLAYING VIDEO WITH AUDIO ON. | Tagged: Tweet

My countrymen and women, let us now admit it: We need the bidet. | Tagged: Tweet

Pro-Bidet | October 18 | Tagged: Modern_times

Kaopectate and Pepto Bismol both use the same active ingredient. So the PB Pink color was a … conscious marketing decision. #tmyk | Tagged: Tweet

Is SF is where tech-Siddarthas are sent to encounter age, disease, death after living in their rich castles of “meritocracy.” 1/ | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: A minute of monkey time before Lauren comes home. | October 19 | Tagged: Mobile Dog

“It’s hard to be sad to music that makes you want to Charleston” <3 @crazyxgfwriters | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: The benefit of missing Paris is that as one of the most filmed cities ever we can visit any time. | October 22 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Personal Travel

How I Pack: 2016 | October 24 | Tagged: Travelogue

Whither the Conservative Intellectual? | October 26 | Tagged: Politics Anti_trump

@evanrachelwood you are amazing in “Westworld.” The staggering girl we saw in “Seventeen” has grown more formidable and subtle. | Tagged: Tweet

Philosophy grad watching #Westworld : “Is this Gnostic allegory with Tarot esoteric tradition motifs?” #fb | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: Mamas feet are perfectly muzzle width. | October 29 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

November

Mobile Upload: All alone at the dog park in a beautiful autumn day | November 4 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

Mobile Upload: My whole youth was preparation for this moment. | November 5 | Tagged: Mobile Photography

External Link: http://www.spin.com/2016/08/96-best-alternative-rock-songs-1996/5/ | November 7 | Tagged: Music

RT @piersb: All operatives in this time period: 48 hours to Divergence. | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: Is He Really Such a Control Freak | November 8 | Tagged: Anti_trump Politics

RT @samesmail: Please tell me you’re seeing this too | Tagged: Tweet

Upper West Side is silent. Only motors and mechanical sounds. | Tagged: Tweet

First step in making america great again: Bringing back Google Reader, this time with yuuuge offline caching. | Tagged: Tweet

Post-Trump: Grab 'Em By the Cryptography | November 11 | Tagged: Anti_trump Politics Cryptography Programming

Gnostic Web Development | November 12 | Tagged: Programming

Is it just me or do you wish we could go back to a simpler time when our biggest fear was David S. Pumpkins? | Tagged: Tweet

Trump Leads Backward | November 14 | Tagged: Politics Anti_trump

Mobile Upload: Byron in autumnal sunlight | November 14 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

US Propaganda Against Authoritarians | November 16 | Tagged: Politics Anti_trump

RT @pashulman: Look to how Berlusconi was defeated as a model for Trump. This is the smartest thing on politics I’ve read all week. https:/… | Tagged: Tweet

Crafting the Alien Alphabet of "Arrival" | November 22 | Tagged: Movies Linguistics

Margaret Hamilton Presidential Medal Winner | November 22 | Tagged: Programming

"Gilmore Girls" Revival! | November 24 | Tagged: Television

LAX gates 31-34 is a proof of concept for bus terminals of the skies. | Tagged: Tweet

Moana: "How Far I'll Go" | November 29 | Tagged: Music Movies

Arrival | November 29 | Tagged: Movies Linguistics

Empathy Vacuum in Silicon Valley | November 29 | Tagged: Modern_times Programming

December

Preservation of the Union | December 1 | Tagged: New_york Anti_trump

Seduced and Betrayed by Donald Trump | December 2 | Tagged: Politics Economics Anti_trump

We Love Moana | December 2 | Tagged: Movies

Mobile Upload: Symbols of our Travels | December 2 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Personal

Mobile Upload: Byron Says: "I'm ready for my closeup now." | December 3 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

Bicameralism | December 6 | Tagged: Psychology Linguistics

Just in case I never write it down: Please play Cale’s “Big White Cloud” at my funeral. | Tagged: Tweet

Trump Does Not Prepare for the Future: He Nurses Grievance | December 9 | Tagged: Anti_trump Politics

Hours of Wu-Tang Kung Fu Movies | December 10 | Tagged: Movies Personal

RT @sarahjeong: How many times a day do you ruminate on how unfit you are to scavenge for survival amid the ruins of civilization | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: The Only Tyrant | December 11 | Tagged: Comics Art

Morrissey: Chicano Icon | December 12 | Tagged: Music

French Futures | December 12 | Tagged: Art Scifi

Avoiding Avoidance | December 12 | Tagged: Work

Mobile Upload: Trump Earns My Distrust | December 12 | Tagged: Anti_trump Disinformation Politics

RT @grossdm: For the 5,000th time, the problem isn’t liberal arts majors who don’t study STEM. It’s STEM majors who don’t study liberal art… | Tagged: Tweet

RT @maxgladstone: 1999, me: “Fight Club is a movie about challenges facing men in 20th c” Dad: “This movie is about how fascist movements g… | Tagged: Tweet

RT @Kasparov63: The point of modern propaganda isn’t only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annih… | Tagged: Tweet

Verifying myself: I am sgharms on Keybase.io. On8E7qswnY1pKixwBiI6612vyxAnU8tX-uTi / | Tagged: Tweet

Seen in subway: Ubiquitous beige totebag with the file path to a PSD printed on it instead of the contents. #metaartist | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: Early winter play in Riverside Park. | December 14 | Tagged: Mobile Dog

Keybase.io Against Authoritarians | December 14 | Tagged: Modern_times Programming Politics

Early Reports Suggest Russian Election Interference | December 15 | Tagged: Politics Disinformation

Totalitarianism | December 19 | Tagged: Modern_times Politics

Mobile Upload: Fear not for your safety boulevardiers! Byron watches! | December 19 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

Holy shit I’m in a smoking section in a restaurant. | Tagged: Tweet

When your stepdad fixes your sisters air conditi ning with a Makita 18v, hair dryer, and profanity and saves a Texas Xmas by doing so. | Tagged: Tweet

Feats of Home Maintenance | December 26 | Tagged: Family Travel

Couple behind me evaluated #LALALAND as “Terrible. Depressing.” I think they should visit dreamers or LA and re-view. | Tagged: Tweet

Mobile Upload: Byron observes (belatedly) an English tradition of wearing a paper crown during Christmas. | December 29 | Tagged: Mobile Photography Dog

Children of Men | December 31 | Tagged: Movies