This was hilarious… In my early career, I was quick to speak and judged being correct and early to be more wise than not. I still have that, but (I hope) I can choose battles better.

Mobile Upload: You meet the strangest people on BART

You meet the strangest people on BART

Mobile Upload: Urban shoe tip

I am now walking this city’s streets with Onitsuka Tiger Shoe-fu.

Mobile Upload: Puzzle notes page from Silent Hill 2.

I’ve been using up old notebooks and came across this puzzle notes page from Silent Hill 2. Best survival horror game EVER. I owe my love of it to Michael Sobczak. Silent Hill 3 was pretty amazing too. I hope they make one for PS4. Fans might recognize the noose puzzle at the bottom.

Mobile Upload: Seeing Ohland

Seeing Ohland

Mobile Upload: Walked the new Eastern Span of the Bay Bridge

Walked the new eastern span with Lauren

Mobile Upload: "Sandman" retrospective coming to San Francisco

‘Sandman’ retrospective comes to San Francisco

Mobile Upload: Good morning #rubyconf

Good morning #rubyconf

Mobile Upload: Happy snuggly early winter from the glorious Golden Gate city.

Happy snuggly early winter from the glorious Golden Gate city.

Mobile Upload: Behind-the-Scenes Tour of Oakland Zoo

Sarah is showing us the zoo today!

Mobile Upload: Texts from "Silent Hill"

Scary text messages to your girlfriend.

Mobile Upload: One of my favoritest pictures ever: Us at Wilkins / Caffalete Wedding

Picture at the Marin Headlands Center for the Arts at our friends’ wedding reception.

Mobile Upload: Swedish-American Society's observation of Ste. Lucia

My Swedish friend during study abroad showed us a Ste. Lucia ritual during our dark December nights. It was amazing to see these children, not even alive back then, replay those rites.

Mobile Upload: Deep Lyrics

Deep Lyrics

Mobile Upload: Label from my Dad's Packard

Label from my Dad’s Packard

Mobile Upload: King Cake!

One of the students brought a King Cake! He had to explain the dangers of letting Baby Jesus into your stomach

Mobile Upload: Slipped on a grate on Grant Street. Ouch

Slipped on a grate on Grant. Ouch.

Mobile Upload: San Francisco says LOL winter

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Mobile Upload: At the cartoon museum

At the cartoon museum! How much did I love the Sam & max adventure game!!

Sandman Exhibit

Welcome!

Mobile Upload: Elevation and pace are inversely correlated - as expected :)

Hills are tough

Mobile Upload: Baby Elephants Rule

Happy place on Wednesday

Mobile Upload: Lauren calls these my "weekenders"

Lauren calls these my ‘weekenders.’

Mobile Upload: Strip-mining my college years

Strip-mining my college years

Mobile Upload: Chez nous aujourd'hui: coffee et coffee-cake!

Chez nous aujourd’hui: coffee et coffee-cake!

Mobile Upload: Lauren and I went out to dinner this weekend

The lady and her bear

Mobile Upload: Our new friend: Byron

Our new friend.

Mobile Upload: Byron is home

2 states, several counties, one emptied stomach (car sick), and a trip through some righteous fog, our Byron is home.

Mobile Upload: Byron showing the post-bathroom outside treat: the puppy run!

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Mobile Upload: Snack with mom at Louis' at Land's End

Snack with mom at Louis’ at Land’s End

Mobile Upload: Byron Sleeps on My Shins

Melted heart

Mobile Upload: My Urban War Wagon

Years of loving next to an Asian retirement home has worked its magic on me.

Mobile Upload: Feel the ocean breeze, see the hint of fog, smell the tendrils of sea air

Feel the ocean breeze, see the hint of fog, smell the tendrils of sea air

Mobile Upload: Lauren at Rockafeller Center

Lauren makes the tourists’ dreams of glamorous ladies about Rockefeller center come true.

Mobile Upload: Byron: with foot for scale

Byron: with foot for scale.

Mobile Upload: I think I'm getting sick

I think I’m getting sick. When your puppy, who never sits down you calmly comes over to sit on you calmly after giving your cheekbones a bath of ‘kisses;’ I’m thinking he knows something I don’t.

Mobile Upload: Golden Gate Park and Ocean Beach with vaccinated puppy

Sleepy lil’ guy

Mobile Upload: Byron goes to Philz in Mission Bay

Chilling outside of Philz

Mobile Upload: Byron loves his morning post-exercise snuggle and nap

Byron loves his morning post exercise snuggle and nap.

Mobile Upload: Monterey

Enjoying Monterey during the week is vastly more fun! Gorgeous view and Byron too

Mobile Upload: Byron, take the wheel!

Byron awaits Lauren’s return so that the driving lesson may resume.

Mobile Upload: Asilomar

Lauren and Byron, the sea-weasel, at Asilomar.

Mobile Upload: "Let's not get up just yet..."

Let’s not get up just yet…

Mobile Upload: Byron loves sleeping in the crook of an old neck pillow

Byron loves sleeping in the crook of an old neck pillow. He’s outgrowing it but loves the snuggled feeling of it.

Mobile Upload: Byron after a bath

Byron after a bath. Byron after a bath.

Mobile Upload: Byron loses a tooth

Byron just came back in from outside, stopped, opened his mouth and out dropped this baby tooth. Mail key included for scale. 😭

Despite all my rage I'm still...

Despite all my rage I’m still…(via @mikesacco) (old Smashing Pumpkins tune)

Mobile Upload: Lauren's doodle of a poodle

Lauren’s doodle of a poodle

Mobile Upload: Byron took the Bimmer out for a drive

Byron took the Bimmer out for a drive.

Mobile Upload: Lock Screen

Tell me I don’t have an amazing lock screen. He’s cute and sweet but also primal and mysterious.

Mobile Upload: Solo San Francisco life

Lauren N. Roth and Byron are out of town. Early morning haircut, diner breakfast in the tenderloin, and some Ann Lamott. Some of the best parts of San Francisco life.

Mobile Upload: We love Brooklyn!

We love Brooklyn!

Mobile Upload: Byron is so fuzzy

Byron is so fuzzy

Mobile Upload: Lauren and Sassy Princess at Mission Creek dog park

Lauren and Sassy Princess at Mission Creek dog park.

Mobile Upload: Packed and Moved Out

What takes you years to acquire and days to pack takes them an hour to cart away. Are the goods of our life, the heavy durables of our comfort and even pride so very ephemeral?

Mobile Upload: We're home!

We’re home! Found a parking place and parallel parked an Xterra. Unloading our first bags.

Mobile Upload: This is different

This is different.

Mobile Upload: French Snack at 1600h

1600h.

Mobile Upload: Rosy-fingered Eos above Brooklyn

Rosy-fingered Eos above Brooklyn.

Mobile Upload: After days of rain, Byron get his Christmas wish for his sunbeam

After days of rain, Byron get his Christmas wish for his sunbeam.

Mobile Upload: Lauren got us a new ornament for this past year

Lauren got us a new ornament for this past year.

Mobile Upload: Christmas dinner for software engineers

Christmas dinner for software engineers.

Mobile Upload: Cinnamon rolls

Made some cinnamon rolls, and didn’t require $500 in flat pack furniture to get them.

Mobile Upload: Altered ✅

Altered ✅

Mobile Upload: It's his birthday!

It’s his birthday and mom tastes better than any cake.

Mobile Upload: Happy 1 year birthday to the Russo x Carly litter of Karbit Poodles

Happy 1 year birthday to the Russo x Carly litter of Karbit Poodles.

Mobile Upload: After a walk through late winter slush it seemed nice to dry out on a blanket in the window.

After a walk through late winter slush it seemed nice to dry out on a blanket in the window.

Mobile Upload: Mini Avocado Bowl

A recipe I learned from my old colleague Caitlin

Mobile Upload: I find the quiet and stillness of snowfall very relaxing.

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Mobile Upload: Thinking about Lauren

She’s a real Lady

Mobile Upload: Dusk begins to draw the shadows long and a chill blows in

Dusk begins to draw the shadows long and a chill blows in.

Mobile Upload: Delivery Life

I thought I heard the downstairs buzzer heralding the delivery guy with my breakfast in bed with Mama! I love New York!

Mobile Upload: The Roosevelt Manse

Roosevelt History

Mobile Upload: Mom and Aunt make the lunch and day drankin' scene in Williamsburg

My mom and aunt

Mobile Upload: "Warriors, come out to playyy-ay"

Warriors, come out to playyy-ay

Mobile Upload: Byron's rolling through Brooklyn.

Picture from his daytime playgroup caregiver

Mobile Upload: Love Wins

Love Wins. From ‘The Brooklyn Daily Eagle.’ No relation of mine, just coincidence.

Mobile Upload: ¡ Peeeeeek a boo !

Siouxsie is forever a legend.

Lauren, s'mores, snuggles, and a wary poodle in Vermont.

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Mobile Upload: We keep an old contract.

In the night critters scurry and he growls; they stay away. I tend the warming fire between his rumblings, before I shelter him at my side, on my warm blankets. We keep an old contract.

Mobile Upload: Nothing says justice tempered with mercy...

Nothing says justice tempered with mercy quite like housing a juvenile court in something out of the Edward II catalog, using mostly right angles and writing LAW in Latin above the gate. Why would that set families on edge? #foucaultmatters

Mobile Upload: Beautiful Lauren and Byron at Gifford Woods, VT.

Beautiful Lauren and Byron at Gifford Woods, VT.

Mobile Upload: My Original American Ancestor in the "Brooklyn Eagle"

My original American ancestor (27 October 1887) made the news as a boogey-man in a political attack by the Temperance league on Colonel Andrew D. Baird. For more: http://bklyn.newspapers.com/image/50378225/ (Column 3)

Mobile Upload: The articles in the Brooklyn Eagle of the Gilded Age are truly beyond compare

The articles in the Brooklyn Eagle of the Gilded Age are truly beyond compare.

Mobile Upload: Byron Loves His Vet

This is my dog camping outside his vet’s (closed) office. He refuses to move.

Mobile Upload: Byron's Got Giardia

Well, if you’re going to explain to parasites to the people you should use the vulgar tongue, I suppose

Mobile Upload: I knit Byron a scarf from scrap string. He seems comfy in it.

I knit Byron a scarf from scrap string. He seems comfy in it.

Trying to Decipher Fancy German-American Longhand

Wedding certificate for Georg Harms and Meta née Kastens I need a miracle. I have the 1883 wedding license of my 2x great-grandparents — the first of my father’s bloodline in America. City records said the records are rather damaged and the result is below. I’m trying to make out the place of birth. It looks like: Cesck Sieke, Hau(e)r Uh, never heard of that place. I have no idea where to go with this. In later censuses both report being from Germany. Can any of you make out the place? I’ll be doing some computer pattern matching searches to try to find a winner, but was wondering if you could help.

Mobile Upload: Liberty

Visiting the Lady with Dad, Sandra, and Lauren

Byron Like a Sandworm From "Dune"

Byron, Shai-Hulud

Mobile Upload: My Black Knitted Cap and Black Dog

My Black Knitted Cap and Black Dog

Mobile Upload: More hilarity from "The Brooklyn Eagle"

All those quote marks make me wonder what’s being discussed…

Mobile Upload: Paint me like one of your French poodles.

Paint me like one of your French poodles.

Mobile Upload: So I knit a white hat

So I knit this white hat last night and today. It’s not quite my color. Maybe someone blonder and fairer is the right recipient.

Mobile Upload: My 4th knitting project: a mangled cabled beanie

More of a science experiment, but I gotta work on this some more

Mobile Upload: Teacher's Certificate in NY State

Licensed to thrill in the Empire state.

Mobile Upload: Kinski and Sarandon? Cocaine apparently was one hell of a drug.

Kinski and Sarandon? Cocaine apparently was one hell of a drug.

Mobile Upload: Yankee Hotel Foxtrot

YankeeHoteFoxtrot

Mobile Upload: "Let's go outside!"

Let’s go outside!

Mobile Upload: Sugar cookies for Santa

Check out the French lady in Jersey bottom left.

Mobile Upload: Some elf who loves me wants me to knit many round things.

Some elf who loves me wants me to knit many round things.

Mobile Upload: "There are many sleeping surfaces but the best is your outerwear."

There are many sleeping surfaces but the best is your outerwear.

😭 Mobile Upload: So long, Starman. We all owe you so very much 😭

So long, Starman. We all owe you so very much. #davidbowie

Mobile Upload: A night time run with a wild snow-loving beast.

A night time run with a wild snow-loving beast.

Mobile Upload: Lauren at the Museum of the City of NY

Lauren attending a superhero exhibit

Ted Cruz Really Is the Worst

Ted Cruz on ‘New York Values’ is gross, ignorant, cultural triangulation. He’s class signaling and its unseemly in a would-be leader of this land. That leader should never denigrate one of his would-be constituents over another. NYC is the ultimate American city. There are more people here than LA and Chicago combined. The NYPD is larger than many standing armies. NYC has faced and conquered scale larger than many planners will ever imagine. Washington was inaugurated here. The Federalist was born here. Americans were made here. My great grandfather registered to fight his father’s countrymen. My grandfather fought against those same former brethren because he had become an American in heart and mind.

Mobile Upload: Cozy Scarf Time

Mama put a scarf on Byron after a walk in the frigid morning. He made a muzzle hammock of it.

Mobile Upload: Looks like snow

Looks like snow

Mobile Upload: Snow in Brooklyn

For the curious.

Mobile Upload: After dog walk came dog bath and pre-breakfast

After dog walk came dog bath and pre-breakfast.

Mobile Upload: After a bath for ice removal

After a bath for ice removal.

Mobile Upload: Blizzard Breakfast

Breakfast

Mobile Upload: Blizzard: Five Hours Later & No End in Sight

5 hours later: no end in sight

Mobile Upload: After the Blizzard

Fear not, we survived and are loving Prospect Park on this beautiful sunny morning. Byron is roving off-camera.

Mobile Upload: Prospect Park post-Blizzard

Deep snow throughout Prospect Park

Mobile Upload: Tonight's frankendrank

Tonight’s frankendrank

Mobile Upload: The art from our bed is pretty good. Oh that's a window.

The art from our bed is pretty good. Oh that’s a window.

Mobile Upload: Yankee Achievement Unlocked: LL Bean Boots for the mud season.

Yankee Achievement Unlocked: LL Bean Boots for the mud season.

Mobile Upload: I don't trust you....

I don’t trust you….

Mobile Upload: National Puppy Day!

National Puppy Day! Here’s Byron in SF. He only lived 6 months there before moving East to the land of folded pizza versus folded tectonic plates.

Mobile Upload: Hi NYC. Visiting Summer.

Hi NYC. Visiting Summer.

Mobile Upload: Surprise Mom's Birthday

When you surprise your mom by visiting her in the middle of the night with your sister.

Mobile Upload: I gotta say it was a good day.

I gotta say it was a good day.

Mobile Upload: Dogs don't like to be hugged they say.

Dogs don’t like to be hugged they say.

Mobile Upload: Programmers: Duck Typing

You’re killin’ me Smalls.

Mobile Upload: Hi Steve, we're bad ideas!

Hi Steven, we’re bad ideas! From the Gristedes around the corner.

Mobile Upload: Memba when? Puppy Byron

Memba when?

Mobile Upload: Evening, crossword, bed, poodle, sun, Hudson, New Jersey, America.

Evening, crossword, bed, poodle, sun, Hudson, New Jersey, America. From our new place on the Upper West Side.

Mobile Upload: Home After Travels

After prancing hello he finally settled where he wanted to be.

Mobile Upload: The fabulous stage for "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time."

The fabulous stage for The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time. Brilliant blocking and direction.

Mobile Upload: Stuck in Boston

Really trying to leave this place.

Mobile Upload: Byron the Grinning Goon

Byron the Grinning Goon

Mobile Upload: Met new poodles at the park. Lucy is a sophisticated older lady.

Met new poodles at the park. Lucy is a sophisticated older lady.

Mobile Upload: If your bagel shop doesn't have this, I feel bad for you son

If your bagel shop doesn’t have this, I feel bad for you son: Absolute Bagels, UWS

Mobile Upload: Rise and Chew Stick

I realize you might have planned to get up this morning; however, I was planning on chewing on my stick here

Mobile Upload: Carnegie Deli damage. L'Shana Tova indeed!

Carnegie Deli damage: reuben and matzoh ball soup. L’Shana Tova indeed!

Mobile Upload: A minute of monkey time before Lauren comes home.

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Mobile Upload: The benefit of missing Paris is that as one of the most filmed cities ever we can visit any time.

The benefit of missing Paris is that as one of the most filmed cities ever we can visit any time.

Mobile Upload: Mamas feet are perfectly muzzle width.

Mamas feet are perfectly muzzle width.

Mobile Upload: All alone at the dog park in a beautiful autumn day

All alone at the dog park in a beautiful autumn day

Mobile Upload: My whole youth was preparation for this moment.

My whole youth was preparation for this moment.

Mobile Upload: Byron in autumnal sunlight

Byron in autumnal sunlight

Mobile Upload: Symbols of our Travels

Our kitchen sill has a pitcher from Laguna Beach, a clock from Austin, a bridge from San Francisco (gifted in Austin) and a froggy teapot from Orange County.

Mobile Upload: Byron Says: "I'm ready for my closeup now."

I’m ready for my closeup now.

Mobile Upload: Early winter play in Riverside Park.

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Mobile Upload: Fear not for your safety boulevardiers! Byron watches!

Fear not for your safety boulevardiers! Byron watches!

Mobile Upload: Byron observes (belatedly) an English tradition of wearing a paper crown during Christmas.

Byron observes (belatedly) an English tradition of wearing a paper crown during Christmas.

Winter in the Den

My house cleaner took my love of SF Giants to be NY Giants and he bought me a NYG champion sweatshirt. What the Hell, my college team has brought me nothing but tears. We’re watching the battle at Lambeau, drinking. And avoiding howling wind.

Mobile Upload: Last night I was on Broadway, tonight in Printer's Row, Chicago.

Last night I was on Broadway, tonight in Printer’s Row, Chicago.

Mobile Upload: Last time I was here I wished she were here too!

Last time I was here I wished she were here too!

Mobile Upload: Found an 18th century poodle showing his "lunettes." Definitely ready to be a scamp.

Found an 18th century poodle showing his ’lunettes.’ Definitely ready to be a scamp.

Mobile Upload: Snowy Manhattan morning.

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Mobile Upload: Handsome Byron

Handsome Byron

Mobile Upload: You might need a poodle at maximum ferocity.

You might need a poodle at maximum ferocity.

Mobile Upload: 53 weeks ago I took a picture through this same window.

53 weeks ago I took a picture through this same window.

Mobile Upload: Video in Woodstock

Woodstock Chalet

Mobile Upload: Go'n dust these snowflakes off

Snow-dusted Byron Ladies is pimps too Go’n dust these snowflakes off. Get. Those. Flakes off your shoulders. Snow-Z

Mobile Upload: Snowy retrieval and a Weimaraner after the snow

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Mobile Upload: St. Patrick's Dinner at the Court of the Two Sisters

I don’t pay much attention to holidays so I completely missed that out first night on the NOLA venue hunting would fall on St. Patrick’s day. The Court of the 2 sisters was our dinner choice.

Mobile Upload: I was surprised to walk into St. Pat's last night; tonight, St. Genaro's parade

I was surprised to walk into st pats last night. Tonight We walked into a parade.

How NOW, "Scientific American."

How NOW, ‘Scientific American.’

Mobile Upload: Yorktown, VA

Yorktown, VA

Mobile Upload: Simulacra et Simulation

Simulacra et Simulation

Matte Manhattan

Who parked that matte painting at the end of w35th? Highly dangerous for wily coyotes.

Mobile Upload: New Yorkers getting drenched.

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Mobile Upload: Thanks for all the birthday wishes

Thanks for all the birthday wishes. It’s getting going with a whirlwind and promises to be a busy year. Thanks to those who came out last night and thanks to those who sent along gifts and memories that cater to me and my personality. …And most especially my deepest love and thanks to Lauren who arranged a whole fabulous day.

Mobile Upload: Guess who "buried" his prized headless hedgehog baby in the decor pillow lair?

Guess who ‘buried’ his prized headless hedgehog baby in the decor pillow lair?

Mobile Upload: "us"

If there is an ‘us,’ who make up the ’them?’

Mobile Upload: Byron in sunlight channels Richard Gere "American Gigolo."

Kinda Richard Gere on the poster of ‘American Gigolo.’

Mobile Upload: Humid Run

Humid

Mobile Upload: No A/C, no job, run with Byron, late summer hiatus

No A/C, no job, run with Byron, late summer hiatus. Late summer has arrived, I’m calling it.

Mobile Upload: TGIF from Byron!

TGIF!

Mobile Upload: Out for an Evening Sail

Out for an evening sail in the Bay with bourbon, balboa, and the bathtub ginnies.

Mobile Upload: Edward "Winnipeg, Winnie-the-Pooh" Bear is a New Yorker.

Edward ‘Winnipeg, Winnie-the-Pooh’ Bear is a New Yorker.

Mobile Upload: VC Conference OR Kid Pick-Up at Palo Alto High?

VC Conference OR Kid Pick-Up at Palo Alto High

Mobile Upload: My country loves the ability to own automatic weapons more than it hates to watch real-life "Hunger Games."

My country loves the ability to own automatic weapons more than it hates to watch real-life ‘Hunger Games.’

Mobile Upload: #wokeuplikethis

#wokeuplikethis

Mobile Upload: Byron in a Coffee-table Book

Byron is published In what can only seem a cunning plan to sell books to at least 1000 or so dog owning New Yorkers, our dog was given a full page in the just-released CANINES OF NEW YORK. Lauren got the announcement a few days ago and an invite to the release party. I think we must have been visiting Whole Foods or Home Goods that day; we’re not often at 104 and B’way.

Mobile Upload: Astro hangs out at our florist.

Astro hangs out at our florist. Considering floral ideas for the wedding!

Mobile Upload: Dogs of New Orleans play pool

Dogs of New Orleans play pool

Mobile Upload: The sanest place in the French Quarter. Strong AC and peaceful.

The sanest place in the French Quarter. Strong AC and peaceful.

Mobile Upload: Engagement shoot in the French quarter

Engagement shoot in the French quarter

Mobile Upload: My 4th Great-Grandmother's Deed

Recording of sale Last week I went rummaging on microfilm in Brooklyn’s records hall and found my great great grandmother’s (Meta Harms) deed of purchase of 792 Wythe Ave. in Williamsburg on March 23 1891; 1 month after her husband’s death. A chiropractor stands there now. That original lot was allocated by the “Freeholders of Breucklyn” in the 1680s.

Mobile Upload: 'Tish and Gomez wish you a spectacular Halloween

‘Tish and Gomez wish you a spectacular Halloween. We marched with our friend Jade in the Village Halloween parade.

Mobile Upload: An early cold snap. Took the parka for a test run to the wine shop with Byron.

An early cold snap. Took the parka for a test run to the wine shop with Byron.

Mobile Upload: When you meet a nightmare

When you meet a nightmare (at the museum of the moving image)

Mobile Upload: Byron After Grooming

Byron after grooming

Mobile Upload: It started like this.

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Mobile Upload: Santa been bringing apple and orange and nuts since as long as I can remember

Santa been bringing apple and orange and nuts since as long as I can remember. Pecans in Texas were whole, but Zabars’ are really tasty.

Mobile Upload: Steven Peppermint, 3rd Lord Candycane wishes a Happy Christmas to all in Her Majesty’s Overseas offices.

Steven Peppermint, 3rd Lord Candycane wishes a Happy Christmas to all in Her Majesty’s Overseas offices.

Mobile Upload: The Hudson is still. That is not normal

The Hudson is still. That is not normal.

Mobile Upload: Byron is Famous at Work

We had our company wide all hands today and look what our operations guy photoshopped out of our #dogz Slack channel….

Mobile Upload: Turn your sound on for poodle snoring.

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Mobile Upload: Hiking near Woodstock, view of the Hudson.

Hiking near Woodstock, view of the Hudson.

Mobile Upload: Probably the last snow of the season...but I love it still.

Probably the last snow of the season…but I love it still.

Mobile Upload: Maybe west-siders are a target market...

Maybe west-siders are a target market. I love bears.

Mobile Upload: Snow whorls downtown.

Snow whorls downtown.

Mobile Upload: So poignant. Sir McCartney Speaks

So poignant. Baby Boomers might be torn up on this one.

Mobile Upload: The busy bustle of the Coenties heliport, boat bustle of the East River, pedestrians, sweeping clouds.

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Mobile Upload: For everyone asking after Byron over the weekend....

For everyone asking after Byron over the weekend….

Mobile Upload: About to see Vivaldi (a Venetian) performed in Venice in period costume

About to see Vivaldi (a Venetian) performed in Venice in period costume. We just walked past this and violà bought tickets. What an amazing place.

Mobile Upload: Saturday night at The Doge’s House.

Saturday night at The Doge’s House.

Mobile Upload: Rainy day time lapse.

Rainy day time lapse.

Mobile Upload: Tea in London with Max and Jen

Tea in London with Max and Jen

Byron Reaches Escape Velocity

Mobile Upload: Celebrating Her Birthday

Lauren’s Birthday

Mobile Upload: In England we are comfortable with our masculinity. Evidently.

In England we are comfortable with our masculinity. Evidently.

Mobile Upload: Back in Prospect Park

Back in Prospect Park

Mobile Upload: Our debonair Mr. Wolf has a Tex Avery moment in 96th street station.

Our debonair Mr. Wolf has a Tex Avery moment in 96th St. station

Mobile Upload: Holidays in NYC

Friends: Due to wedding and honeymoon I don’t have any vacation left for the year. So we’re doing turkey day at home, for brunch. Thanks to all our loved ones. It might be 22 out but here it’s warm, tasty, and has a begging poodle.

Mobile Upload: NYPL Reminds You Books Are Free

NYPL sees your Black Friday and reminds you that taxes save you from wasting space and cash.

Mobile Upload: Once there was a baby puppy...

Once there was a baby puppy. This was his first time at puppy prep and he was there with Lauren and my mom. He hung out by my feet and tried to understand what “other dogs” were all about. And then, in a second, he snapped and began to play.

Mobile Upload: Manhattan Christmas decor

Manhattan Christmas decor

Mobile Upload: A beautiful werke from the Ruhr region. Thanks, Santa Wife.

A beautiful werke from the Ruhr region. Thanks, Santa Wife.

Mobile Upload: Wonderful Books from My In-laws

New books My in-laws sent me a gorgeous library of Roman zenith, Greek collapse and Roman collapse books. Is this an insurance policy for survival planning for their daughter? Best get reading, Leading indicators are very negative. Ho Ho Ho!

Mobile Upload: “I love fuzzy ball!”

“I love fuzzy ball!”

Mobile Upload: Happy New Year from Manhattan. #punsfordays

Happy New Year from Manhattan. #punsfordays

Mobile Upload: We’re hiding.

We’re hiding.

Mobile Upload: This is proper way to wear parka. Or as I call it, PeoplePomppa.

This is proper way to wear parka. Or as I call it, PeoplePomppa.

Mobile Upload: Methinks the machine translator needs some more training.

Methinks the machine translator needs some more training.

Mobile Upload: I am so getting this library card

I am so getting this library card. https://www.nypl.org/loureed

Mobile Upload: Hey New Yorker anniversary celebrants, what’d you do when you got back to NOLA? 🤟Costco🤟

Hey New Yorker anniversary celebrants, what’d you do when you got back to NOLA? 🤟Costco🤟

Mobile Upload: Baby Puppy Byron

We called this ‘kaiser walkin’

Mobile Upload: Byron Cavorts on a Humid Spring Day

Byron Cavorts on a Humid Spring Day

Mobile Upload: The Gender Gap, Illustrated

I thought this was a simple and powerful illustration

Mobile Upload: When you’re a member of the coolest library in the world your library card looks like this.

When you’re a member of the coolest library in the world your library card looks like this.

Mobile Upload: Storm-Menacing Day in Riverside Park

Storm-Menacing Day in Riverside Park

Mobile Upload: Kevin, a fellow WeWorker

Kevin is a cute puppy in a toy box

Ford Taurus & America

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Mobile Upload: The bill at Amelie arrived in this book.

The bill at Amelie arrived in this book

Mobile Upload: Fall light is finally here.

Fall light is finally here.

Mobile Upload: Some days New York will grind you like a keelhaul. And other days you get mariachis while you have a poodle in your lap.

Some days New York will grind you like a keelhaul. And other days you get mariachis while you have a poodle in your lap.

Mobile Upload: “Poodles are so smart!” 🤣🐩❤️

“Poodles are so smart!” begins many of my poodlesplaining sessions. Today, while roaming in Central Park, my canine genius trotted to this hole, ball in mouth, and dropped it in. If you look closely maybe you see a glow ball in this varmint hole? I saw him do it too. Look at hole Open mouth Watch ball fall in Look at Steven in panic Scurry at hole Whine I used my opposable thumbs and a stick and used the chuck-it balls hole as a point of catch and pulled it back out. 🤣🐩❤️

Mobile Upload: A Caryll rune that transcribes inhuman sounds. "Blood Rapture" is the raw euphoria of the warmth of blood.

A Caryll rune that transcribes inhuman sounds. ‘Blood Rapture’ is the raw euphoria of the warmth of blood. #bloodborne #bloodbornememes

Mobile Upload: Kinda weird that two couples I know have the same anniversary date.

Kinda weird that two couples I know have the same anniversary date.

Mobile Upload: He gave us so many amazing images

He gave us so many amazing images. I’ve ruminating over the “Ashes to Ashes” and “China Girl” videos today.

Mobile Upload: My next read.

My next read.

Happy Birthday Byron!

Baby Byron

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Mobile Upload: Honestly If COVID has killed me and broken my streak I’d have been pissed.

Honestly If COVID had killed me and broken my streak I’d have been pissed.

Mobile Upload: “I don’t get why the millennials are so hot for socialism.”

“I don’t get why the millennials are so hot for socialism.”

Mobile Upload: It’s gotten this bad?

It’s gotten this bad? 80s looming fear of nuclear annihilation bad? We need Oscar Mayer baloney and Molly Ringwald and Duran Duran and Tab and hearts warmed by Stephen Spielberg bad? Well… count me in. Miller Lites and Virginia Slims for those chasing the end faster. Cheez Balls Ad

Mobile Upload: It was a tough puzzle to get started today until...

It was a tough puzzle to get started today until…

Mobile Upload: I won’t lament the world getting back underway

I won’t lament the world getting back underway. I just wish we could do it in a way such that this could be seen still. A giant jellyfish, coasting through the canals of Venice.

Mobile Upload: Just another day in Milan; looking gorgeous while out on a pandemic bike ride.

Just another day in Milan; looking gorgeous while out on a pandemic bike ride. Wish I could be there.

Mobile Upload: Windy spring motion and sound.

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Mobile Upload: Wormsign

Wormsign

Mobile Upload: He’s worse than Delores Umbridge

He’s worse than Delores Umbridge

Mobile Upload: I call this dog post “Chile”

I call this one “Chile.” He lengthens as far as he can to create maximal contact. After a bath last night. He is also maximally fluffy, too.

Houston Ailing

Open for business as usual!

Mobile Upload: Cafeteria > Sports > COVID

Maybe the reason COVID is surging in Harris county is because the paper of record’s lead story is about a cafeteria and the video inset is about someone who gets paid a lot of money to run around. The story about “hey, were shitting the bed with regard to pandemic discipline” is THIRD.

Mobile Upload: "Gosh why can’t they just follow the law?"

“Gosh why can’t they just follow the law?”

Mobile Upload: Sure was hot in Manhattan today.

Sure was hot in Manhattan today.

Mobile Upload: Made some real deal southern-Atlantic biscuits

Made some real deal southern-Atlantic biscuits with White Lily flour. Not like my great-grandma made, but more like what my (Great) Aunt Patsy in Tennessee made.

Byron loves duvet cover wash day.

Mobile Upload: Which came first, the movie or the katsu?

Which came first, the movie or the katsu?

Mobile Upload: Summer Birthday Escape to Beacon, NY

Streets of Beacon Tentatively some stores and hotels are open for distanced visits.

Mobile Upload: Seen in Oakland

Seen in Oakland. Seriously, to Hell with Facebook.

QAnon, “Plandemic.” Conspiracy Thinking Likely to Shape the Election

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/06/qanon-nothing-can-stop-what-is-coming/610567/ Conspiracy Thinking Likely to Shape the Election

Migas!

Celebrating PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN

Fox News Calls It: Biden Wins

On behalf of a city left to fend for itself, a coronavirus survivor, and a nation facing A QUARTER MILLION UNNEEDED DEATHS. Let the incompetence end.

Mobile Upload: Remember to look up some time.

Remember to look up some time.

Thanksgiving Leftovers

Bought more stuffing and more shlorp-shlorp . I mock your rules of feasting.

Mobile Upload: Last Christmas here..

Last Christmas here..

Mobile Upload: Ready to be a snowbeast!

Ready to be a snowbeast!

Mobile Upload: The snow falling along a block of Broadway that still has some life.

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