An Apology

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I would like to apologize to the steak I cooked tonight. After a good yoga workout I was hoping to leech every ounce of protien out of a steak that I had bought at Whole Foods (this is no run-of-the-mill cut mind you).

I prepared onions and peppers and Tabasco.

I put the steak in the Foreman Grill o’ Doom and 8 minutes later I had gray steak.

Ugh.

The flavour was – disappointing. It would have been OK for a Dave and Buster’s Philly Cheese Sandwich – but it was an insult to all that sirloin could have been. Dear meat, I apologize and tell you that as i drowned you in Tabasco, I made a promise to never overcook a steak like that again.