Dear Huffington Post


Dear Huffington Post,

I love you. I worked on Arianna’s gubernatorial campaign where she autographed one of her books for me. As the big-names of journalism and television news are becoming ever more farcical, you properly captured the zeitgeist of the Obaman age.

But I implore your copywriter to stop using the term “slam” as a verb. You use it for everything. To wit:

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