I believe in Crystal Light

At my megacorp we now have Crystal Light in the breakroom. These ‘single use’ crystal packs are to be added to bottled water ( boo bottled water! ) so that instead of having another bullet of brown sludge you can have a nice lemonade.

I, for one, welcome this change.

In that spirit, I provide an advertiser’s wet dream by repeating this mantra:

• Drinks
• Products
• Crystallight
• Advertising
• Work
• Worklife

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