Sometimes only Dead Horse can help you make an intelligible response

One of my co-workers sent me a Quicktime movie ad for IKEA in France.

You may want to watch this video and see something that is wrong, very wrong.

[ Warning, this video might remind you that your parents may have done something after that something resulted in you ]

I was so appalled I had to appeal to the only source of response that I could think of: mid-nineties Houston death metal band, Dead Horse, whose lead-in to Satan kissed my dog always answers the unanswerable (like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious).

Satan kissed my dog
and cracked his moral shell
dressed him up in a kilt
and sent him to a Scottish hell

Whew, thank you Dead Horse.

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