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My Girlfriend Is Great Because…

When i bent over to put socks on this morning i felt my back crack and become itchy and I realized my skin was dry.

In my days before habitating with my female I think I would have gotten dressed and gone to work.

This morning I went into her bathroom and asked if she could use that funny stuff that makes my back gloppy (Logh-shun i think it’s called) that makes me not itchy.

Yay.