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In my job as IT demigod, petitioners unto My Grace open “Cases” where they ask for “Help.” Like a good Deist Deity I frequently look upon these “pleas” with disdain and go on about other things like imagining what the perfect color of yo-yo is. Unlike a true deity, however, the petitioners unto my favors are invited to fill out satisfaction surveys. This does not work so well in the real world. Rating a deity on His or Her success in fulfilling your request for miraculous intervention generally has bad side effects varying from Elk-Turnings-Into, Wanderings-Until-Messiah’s-Return, and the classic lightning bolt.