Witch Doctor Pastor of Prosperity Gospel Declares Covid Over with Magic Spell

Sometimes religion is so gross. This bozo televangelist outside of Dallas invoked a magic spell to end it. So…I guess pick your picnic outfits for next week.

You’ll face charges for yelling fire in a movie theatre. But this guy is dooming his viewers. How is that not illegal? What’s the difference between this guy and Jim Jones? Odds? That’s not a basis for jurisprudence. Oh and all the money he rooks is tax-free.

He then even has those psychopath eyes that glitter up when he’s mugging for the camera. Disgusting.

“You may say to yourselves, ‘How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?’ If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed” - Jeremiah 18:21-22