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Tweet from Sun Mar 11 03:13:18 +0000 2018

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Once, on Twitter I wrote:

Fitting Room Urban Legend: A man comes in with the max # of items, tries them on, brings them out in a heap without hangars. He is asked to hang his items. He plays the “never in my life” card. Attendant: “First time for everything, I guess.”