Ticks

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Once, on Facebook I wrote:

When we were down South we came in one night and I found a tick crawling on me. I promptly SMACKED THE SHIT OUT OF IT but, it seems, to have not bitten me.

Needless to say, this article has me FREAKING THE COVFEFE out:

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_kids/2017/06/how_to_prevent_tick_bites_and_lyme_disease_during_the_tick_threat_of_2017.html