Civilization Disrupted by Creation of Earth

“I do not understand,” reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the sun, the moon, water, and a Sumerian who appears to be scratching his head. “A booming voice is saying, ‘Let there be light,’ but there is already light. It is saying, ‘Let the earth bring forth grass,’ but I am already standing on grass.”

“Everything is here already,” the pictograph continues. “We do not need more stars.”

Ah, the inconveniences of archaeology.

https://www.theonion.com/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-1819571221