I’m secretly paranoid


When I’m somewhere and young teenage-girls start laughing I worry that they’re laughing at me. I don’t think I soiled myself, is there a snot-cicle hanging out my nose? WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS IT YOU HARPIES?

For all I know they are laughing at the sill nonsense girls laugh at all the time.

Yet still I worry.

I think all men are with me on this. We suspect they’re laughing at us, and I think they would admit that they are, if we had incontrovertible evidence of it.

It makes me consider the famous Jethro Tull line “Eyeing girls with bad intent” to bond the “bad intent” to the girls, not the viewer.