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First test of my Steve Martin theory

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The value of any theory is its predictive power.

Steve Martin will release “Cheaper by the Dozen” around Christmas this year. I won’t be in the country (whew).

Here’s a trailer.

Bad omen: a stifled “What’s that smell”

Bad omen: a stifled “What’s that smell”

Notice that Steve’s expression falls into one of the three described by my Steve Martin poster test.

As such, I am predicting this movie will suck….not that you really needed the Steven martin poster test to tell you this. It will be more hackneyed family crap comedy that Michael Keaton essentially mined smashingly for all it was worth over 20 years ago with Mr. Mom.

Here’s a pic….