Today on the way to get a bit of tea I ran into one of my English co-workers, Abdul and he reminded me of how you don’t really see quite as many fat people over in the UK.

I think it’s because they drink more tea than us.

It keeps the metabolism high and helps them lose weight.

With our multi-million dollar teeth bleaching industry, I think we can afford some tarnish for some vanished poundage. Look at Kate Moss for golly’s sake.