One of my co-workers sent me a quicktime movie ad for IKEA in France.
You may want to watch this video and see something that is wrong, very wrong.
[ Warning, this video might remind you that your parents may have done something after that something resulted in you ]
I was so appalled I had to appeal to the only source of response that I could think of: mid-nineties Houston death metal band, Dead Horse, whose lead-in to Satan kissed my dog always answers the unanswerable (like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious).
_ Satan kissed my dog and cracked his moral shell dressed him up in a kilt and sent him to a Scottish hell _
Whew, thank you Dead Horse.