I realized just now that I can type the word ‘enthusiasm’ all in one row of keys on a Dvorak keyboard save for the last m. Compared to the QWERTY implementation, it’s a shocking efficiency improvement. Other words you can spell on the Dvorak home row: annotations, assassinate, Einsteinian, instantiations, tediousness, hideousness.

But alas, the common layout has me beat at typing useful utterances like “asdfjkl;”.