Mrs. Elyse Luray - (something)
I love the way you sleuth history.
I love the way you research.
I like your hi-lights and perfect teeth and the way you seem to enjoy trolling in dusty old tomes.
I love the way you have trendy sunglasses and that you wear them into dusty archives.
Thank you for giving hope to all the girls who volunteer in the library - and the guys who love them.