Tonight Show Shakeout: Prognostications

Diabolical Plan

  1. The greatest “Tonight Show” presenter ever was Johnny Carson The Swami
  2. Conan gets the axe because NBC sucks and he will go somewhere else
  3. Jay has ruined audience goodwill and “The Tonight Show” will fail spectacularly
  4. Jimmy Fallon will have a “tragic accident”
  5. Carson Daly will be left the lone man standing


Check and Mate, sir


They’re both named “Carson” for a reason.