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“Pamela will be an artistically rich and visually stunning series,” executive producer Randy Barbato said in a statement. “The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today’s most iconic superstars in the style of a uniquely shot documentary film.”

While the series, as announced, promises to let viewers meet “the real woman behind the famous breasts,” it will draw a big line, and will not feature her and ex-husband Tommy Lee’s two children.