I hate the Charmin bear ads. I mean, there’s a famous joke about bears and their necessity in the woods, and I think that this commercial is attempting to trade on that ….

But … But … Ugh! It’s freaking disgusting

“Don’t squeeze the Charmin” - Yes I’d prefer that by a mile. A trade of goods and commerce from the inventory stocking gentleman.

But relieved ursae? Yeaaach!

Imagining a bear needing toilet paper, if you’re lucky, merely gets dismissed as an absurdity and the mind rejects it. But if your mind lets it go past then – as I said before

It’s freaking disgusting!