@J__Swift @thanatos_net @TheGoodDeath My grandma grew up in rural North Tennessee. Once, when at an antique place, she saw an item mislabeled. “Oh that’s a table.” “Oh no, child. That’s a coolin’ rack. I remember my grandmother on the porch on one. My momma told me to hide my eyes when they poured out the bowls”

This tweet was metaphysically and near-religiously targeted for my wife. @lauren_n_roth

@SketchesbyBoze HOW MANY fireplaces did you say are at Rosings?

RT @Cryptoterra: I’ve been standing here for 90 minutes what do I do

@raorao_ @JEG2 @JEG2 Inverting dependencies and representing constituencies. Published author (without ghostwriter), father, advocate for underserved populations, and steward of the environment. The MINASWAN candidacies are nigh.

RT @IHLaking: ‘Yoink!’

In line with this. RANDOM ACTS OF FLYNESS is bold, inventively edited, and educational. I will watch more, @HBO. 👏 @terencenance

RT @nixcraft: Announcing an international Vim conference VimConf 2018 and its CFP being open. VimConf is a place to share your love of Vim…

@oliravi @iworedettos @chadfowler But who will have the last Word?

@dstafford Sometimes I get away with it….

@TheAcademy “America,” family, power: choose one.

All this socialism might really undermine the economic prospects of Akron! Sad! #yesthatssarcasm

@FlatironSchool dogfooding the latest physical spaces innovated by @WeWork Our entry cafe and reception.

Currently we’re in the open office plan but that’s going to change. If this is as good as it gets, it’s a huge leap from what I’ve known.

@WeWork is not done working with us to help envision workspaces of the future: work zones and living walls and…who knows. As a Jane Jacobs fan, cool to “beta” spaces.

Moviepass apparently can’t afford proofreading either. “and” => “while” would make this sentence grammatical. That done, what the hell is “financial discipline” to the customer? Nothing. “In order to continue growing our service, we need to make some modifications:”

@aviflombaum something to think about in Chelsea. Cc: favorite Belgian @LoreDirick

Apple emoji picker. Activate it and type b-e-a-r….

RT @HazelMonforton: @SenatorBrakey @burpmacklin @DSA_SouthernME @RingelsteinME When you try to describe socialism but are instead describin…

@davehoover @mattbaker We’re damned.

I think this is The Bad Place.

@RudyGiuliani Covfefe?

RT @altclassic: Happy 60th birthday to the inimitable #KateBush

RT @slicingeyeballs: 7=HOUR PLAYLIST: Slicing Up Eyeballs’ Top 100 Songs of 1983 — and for once they’re all on Spotify

Looking for the best rss readers for iOS and Android. LMK

I’ve been thinking about this since I read it. I looooove editors, especially vim, but if composition of functions were compelled by the tools as well…what would these look like? Maybe not so strange given our transpiled code era and npm’s tendency to uni-method utils…

I guess it’s 2018 and yay be all edgy about recognizing non-monogamy people as a sales demo and all. But am I the only one that gets a “pink socks is wayyy too young” vibe from these ads? Like they took a mom/dad/kid pic and then sloagan-ed it with an edgier tag?

RT @theintercept: You say you want a revolution? The anti-capitalist film “Sorry to Bother You” shows the way.

I love watching my dog play chase, but I never see the eyes of the leader. Thanks to GoPro this is possible and the dog’s perception of the terroir, the chasers, etc as shown in its eyes is amazing.

RT @z_rose: Beatrix Potter developed her drawing skills on fungus and scientific drawings more generally. She discovered that lichen is a s…

@thefenry Oh wow, you’re a senior engineer now!

RT @jumper_krazy: rt if you grew up going to the library just trying to prove a point

RT @Botanygeek: The smell of the air after a storm is caused by Geosmin: A chemical released by dead soil bacteria. Humans are hyper sensi…

@tomdale Aperol++++ would Italia again.

RT @tlakomy: My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web d…

RT @yokoono: Remember, many feminists have followed the ways of men and hurt their health by drinking, smoking and pursuing more money and…

RT @andywingo: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ ML refers to a programming language ╱╱…

@PolyGalSeeks @amandamull I’m a man of UWS diners and the iconic Zabars. Take a kindle and get a bagel / nova at Russ & daughters

We are too stupid for a computerized society.

RT @PatrickRenna: Said nice shirt to this dude walking by us and he had no idea what we were talking about. Thought I would capture the mom…

RT @semaphore_P: Wow. 20 years of real footage of stars orbiting the black hole in the center of our Milky Way from @ESO. You can even see…

Starting to plot my facebookicide. Export everything, migrate it into hugo, merge blog to Hugo, keep IG, keep twitter. Delete my history post by post. Leave this abomination.

This week I wrote Perl, JavaScript, awk, bash, transformed data in and out of google sheets, queried APIs to calculate differences in complex structures, taught some vim fu, edited a vimrc, and wrote memos to improve operations. How does anyone work without code on their side?

But we don’t need to worry about voting machines.

@funionnn Beach cruiser?

@GlowNetflix Episode 208 is brilliant. Complete payoff to season one and all the steps to this point - And those were good too!

At @FlatironSchool Curriculum dept. we had some docs in Gitbook, whose biz model no longer for us. We needed to migrate our content out, pref. to Markdown. I wrote this quick&dirty script to turn their exportable JSON => Markdown: #hopeithelps #ymmv

RT @skilldrick: Code comments

RT @shanselman: An unofficial fan-made prequel to “Day of the Tentacle?” For Mac, Windows, and Linux? Free? YES PLEASE - “Return of the Ten…

RT @poniewozik: People, nobody hides a horcrux anywhere that obvious

Good for all these rust contributors. What a good showing!

RT @BostonJerry: I know no one cares but this is illegal.

RT @AngelaKinsey: I mean I had to buy it… ❤️🎯😜 @Target

@antiheroine Yes! It’s happening!

RT @WeWork: Atlanta is welcoming @FlatironSchool to their growing tech community.

RT @liamantt: Guy on grindr was called farm boy so I messaged saying it’s pasture bedtime and he blocked me

@MARIADAHVANA @WhoresofYore I suspect the google search that resulted in this was expected to return something quite different.

@maidoesthings 🤢🤮

The cutest accent ever is the way Auli’i Cravalho pronounces “canoe” in “Moana.”

RT @linkblaine: There are no rules….. There’s only one rule.

Also, Rabbit family dreadfully afraid of briar patches.

RT @fredwilson: Diversity is at the core of what makes NYC tech so potent

RT @SethAbramson: It begins. Trump was told—by Putin—that Russia wants him in power. Trump was told—by Coats—that we’re in a hot cyberwar…

Move to New York, they said. Encounter people washing their anuses in you water fountain.

@natashanago Nice to see you posting again.

You know, the idea that twitter is free and creates a lot of entertainment already has a lot of energy. But has anyone considered Amazon?

@chadfowler @jessfraz I like windows 10 WSL. If only it were better integrated with @code it’d be my Linux of choice…. Like @wbruce, I do the Linux stack from 2001 (Gnome) on top of Ubuntu for the wealth of support and solved problems.

RT @sahilkapur: Trump has repeatedly depicted war with Iran an something a president would do for domestic political gain. Here are four e…

@chadfowler Mamba when you had to dd to an iso file before piping that file to a burner. Good times. So year of desktop Linux, that 2003.

On the train uptown it was clear the unseasonably cold rain had canceled Saturday night. Cute and daring tops did not enter clubs. Button down shorts still looked pressed and fresh. Romantic pairs discussed groceries. Library books were cracked open.

RT @ditzkoff: Roses are red New York is a metropolis

RT @greekhistorypod: With life expectancy being so low, the Greeks felt the need for a word specifically denoting a child with both parents…

@SaraJChipps Miranda is a hard compliment. She’s the only one in that clique that has any sense.

RT @wycats: Any sufficiently complicated company w/o management contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation o…

RT @416Bando: The bible says Adam and Eve not florence and the machine

@funionnn @chelsea Will your day of adoration interfere with mine?

@JimDedman @melbotis @rhp7 A fair summation of the brilliance and bluster.

RT @JenAshleyWright: If I was a sexy Russian operative, I would want my name to be Jennifer Sleepinova.

This nudity having thread is hilarious.

@JimDedman @melbotis @rhp7 Concur. Read the book. But Dune is a beautiful, fabulous dream that was too heavy for the air (or spice-gas cloud) which was assumed could bear it.

Here’s an interesting utterance (in our long slide to a pictographic language like “Darmok” or Egyptian hieroglyphs): “Graham, do you not speak ‘Community’ meme?”

@funionnn It’s definitely quitting time in the Pascal time zone.

@SaraJChipps It’s a challenging time. That and choosing photos for the thank you note inserts. And which css to use for the wedding photo recap site. Have a wonderful day!

RT @SJPeace: Someone called in a complaint on a black 13 year old boy, Jaequan Faulkner, who opened a hot dog stand to pay for his school…

Paging @lauren_n_roth who always does the extra to make everyone else’s life better.

@cjc @kimmaicutler Former SF resident: On the other side, NYC has restaurants that are open past 9 & here I have seen a local child in the last year, a thriving live performance scene, warm beaches, genuine diversity, a functionalish transport sys & every pleasure base and sublime in 3-train stops

I think everything about being human is summed up in the dictum by Livy: we cannot stand our evils, nor their remedy.

Well, @Zipcar is doing the right thing here and has gotten in touch with me. Here’s to hoping we can find further models for their provisioning that allows for consistent service.

RT @find_evil:

@funionnn @Seemo In Canada sad is bilingual.

Unnamed King amirite

@luciferxavier Springfield Twerkship, founded 1684 by Anabaptist rumpshaykaz exiled from England by Charles II for their disrespect of his new-model sovereign wall-twerk.

U PRIMARYIN’ BRO

@aviflombaum “Influencing!”

Quo usque tandem abutere, Orangina, patientia nostra?

RT @Travon: Remember how for eight years Republicans and their supporters thought the country was being run by a foreign agent and it wasn’…

@ccmeyers324 @FlatironSchool Sorry I missed this transformation, I got to @FlatironSchool later, but I hear that L’XCode est un oiseau rebelle.

@charcrea @cxhrndz @MTA Move to New @nycgov, they said. See what a “real” transit system looks like, they said.

RT @SaintRPh: Well we did it

Yesterday I arrived at my @Zipcar and the battery was dead. Replacement strategy was to Uber from Jersey City and get a replacement in Queens?! So do a 3 hour detour, pay bridge fees, miss my appointment and pay a monthly fee for the privilege?

To add insult to injury, the @Zipcar rep told me the car had reported as dead battery. Well then, “Why didn’t you call me to tell me this?! You have my number on file?!” …with sufficient warning I probably could have gone along with their cockamamie scheme.

I have a @Zipcar is for in frequent, but high importance, use. They let me down and have me wondering why I should continue to pay the monthly fee. The extra surcharge at Avis is what I Amortize with Zipcar membership. feels like they’re slipping.

After seeing #WontYouBeMyNeighbor I see why late Xers like me felt Bourdain’s death so: he was curious, open, felt things, and showed you could too and still be a valid person, esp. a low-/no- toxicity man. He was a grittier Mr. Rogers for an later, not larger, “modulation.”

RT @wbruce: It turns out that finding a book you wrote at Powell’s doesn’t really get old.

I joined Alignable, but anyone who reads this subject line knows that’s a bald-faced lie. NYC needs me like it needs another pothole. Here, we’re legion, anonymous, and largely insignificant. That’s why we try so damn hard.

RT @blackthought: Philly! I bought out tomorrow’s 8pm showing of @Sorry2BotherYou. Go see it on me. #Shoutout to @BootsRiley & @LakeithStan…

RT @Sona_Sonara: GIMP just stands for graphicdesign is my passion

RT @KentBeck: Watching @Sorry2BotherYou left me laughing, uncomfortable about race (in a productive way), a little squigged out about the..…

The fact that an human had to write this to an audience of educated humans to teach them Humanity 101 suggests to me that the humanities might be missing in tech education.

Edie Brickell on at Trader Joe’s. Time to go home, order a Mr Gattis and play Karnov and Rygar on NES before Arsenio Hall. Or tape it if I’m close to winning.

RT @classicsforall: “A clay tablet discovered during an archaeological dig may be the oldest written record of Homer’s epic tale, the Odyss…

RT @dhh: Look, open-space offices may be necessary for some companies, if they can’t afford private offices. But don’t dress up such a comp…

I suspect open office plans are actually unhelpful to their purported key value (“collaboration”). To keep my flow I un-headphone, stride to do an activity to maintain my meat exosuit, and stride back to my chair, re-headphone. I see this happen all day long.

I wanted to find out what happened between Interpol and Carlos D(engler). His interview here is profound, emotional, and revealing. Through his path through therapy, Stella Adler, etc., he shows a humanity that makes me curious about his acting

Know what I love about NYC? When I, a nerd, parse rules on the web-site and decide that nothing really applies and call the help desk and they tell me that “Nobody cares about those rules, do this instead and save some bucks.”

RT @ra: the purge: for 12 hours everything is legal, even murder 😈 me: so, like, everything including immigration violations? the purge: uh…

I wish I could shout my favor of “Sorry to Bother You” more loudly. But it’s really good. @lauren_n_roth described it as “Idiocracy” meets “Hollywood Shuffle.” That’s a perfect elevator pitch.

@ethanschoonover Mr. Prelutsky came to my elementary school back in the day. Read from “The New Kid on the Block.” It was pretty epic for a 3rd grader.

@Reductress is 🔥

Oh my goodness. It’s all I ever could have hoped for in 1994. And all this before I die. Amazing.

Wwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww.

One of the few perfect things ever created. It influences me every day, even when I don’t use it, it guides me. It’s as noble as the Three Noble Truths.

Is there a generic tool for defining and graphing dependency hierarchies. Surely someone in library science, education, etc. has figured this out (altho if it existed, how come bundler and npm/yarn rolled their own?)

Someone needs to get out there and salt these NYC roads. The melting tar in these intersections is a real slip and fall hazard. #thinkofthechildren

Me: Got my fresh new Converse kicks for summer. So white rubber. So black canvas. NYC: MELTED TAR ON YOU SHOE, BITCH. Me: snuff You sweet summer child, I was raised in the tar-pebble beaches of the Galveston, TX in the 80’s. I know how to deal with you.

@timoni Wonderful.

But… but… how is that possible without arming every teacher, baker, And street sweeper with fully auto death-sprayers?

RT @Grady_Booch: Ada Lovelace devised the first program. Grace Hopper wrote the first complier. Margaret Hamilton started the field of soft…

RT @ztellman: given enough time, every boolean value will become an enumeration

So many of my younger friends are applying to or attending @recursecenter. The whys I’ve heard are fascinating and tend to involve the phrase “late stage capitalism.”

@DanielMiessler It’s a bot. Absolute gibberish.

@KITTENTHEBAND @Chlochai Hey Chloe do you feel kinda limited by your (gorgeous) Neko Case / Ronnie Spector sound like Fall in Me? Are you running from it, pausing it, integrating it? It’s awesome to watch Kitten grow!

RT @LindsayPB: this is called “dada” and it first emerged in the wake of the first world war out of the belief that a society which could c…

@jk_rowling @chadfowler @realDonaldTrump I would love to know which writers of the current (or past eras) @jk_rowling admires though. Roth fan? DeLillo? Murakami? What stirs you?

Writing at now 2 boot camps has borne this out for me.

@dog_rates my wife @lauren_n_roth took a picture of this swishy eared boy. What’s your take?

@davetron5000 I admire your bold stand. The Austen comparison was top-notch.

@KarenElson_ Our lives are spent seeking transcendence and that LP qualifies.

Linguistic musing: Latin noun and adjective order was flexible. As it vulgarized in Spain, did contact with Arabic and Hebrew promote the noun/adjective order of Castilian Spanish?

RT @ArmstrongDrew: Sorry, but this is just called “doing some drugs”

@lauren_n_roth and I saw “Leave No Trace” and it was a beautiful film. Like a more PNW-“Winter’s Bone” minus the noir but with so much heart, and tenderness, and awareness of the burdens of vets. It reminded me of the beauty of the PNW as described by @NekoCase. Recommend.

Walked into a restaurant on Bleecker and they were playing The Strokes. I see what you did here.

Life in San José has challenges.

This trackpad thing in iOS is great for anyone who writes text in the form of sentences with more than 20 syllables.

$ wget (url) zsh: command not found: wget

@maidoesthings @philipwang Where are you dancing?

Need a weaponize the youth playlist on Spotify.

“I’m sorry, but will someone please tell that Nazarene, Josh Josephson, to treat the money-changers more civilly?”

I had never thought it would be a part of my life, but now that it is, I realize how wonderful it is to watch boats throughout the day.

Every time i go back to Daft Punk “Alive 2007” I think…wow. Still.

@sarahmei Tango music is like this as well. Neat, predictable and 2:15 almost every time. Bum-bum

RT @DickKingSmith: #heatwave

OHAI did I mention I finished IQ84? Murakami fan friends and I can now talk about this.

@osutein Saving me from the endless abyss of pain.

@ow @codepo8 FFS just fix @code integration with WSL so we can get rid of these crap book pros already.

@ow @codepo8 @code Thanks for the outreach. I want WSL as my shell and @code as my IDE. Basically a Redmond Unix. I want to use the WSL to config my Python, Ruby, Node multi-version installs (e.g.

RT @dylanbeattie: @avdi @lizardbill @raganwald The cantina band on Mos Eisley are called Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes. Whereas the band…

@izakaminska Flattering the vanity of the emperor has proven lucrative and beneficial time and time again.

AmaZing. Houston has shifted so far since I left decades ago. Urbanism, pride, cricket fields!?

I can’t handle how much blood was spilled to make this country sometimes. The enormity is so staggering. Where would anyone start to repay the blood debt?

@DanielMiessler This proximity was noted by none other than Dante Aligheri himself; although his level of rigor in linguistics was probably a notch above “folk tales, prejudices, and wild guesses.”

RT @WhoresofYore: Burlesque superstars Tempest Storm, Gloria Pall & Dixie Evans at Bettie Page’s funeral in Westwood Memorial Park, Los Ang…

Quick Check: does national “the cramps” appreciation day exist yet?

RT @Karnythia: You supported the idea that businesses can choose who to serve regardless of identity. Welcome to the consequences of making…

RT @qls: Relevant to @questlove @phontigallo and our faithful #QLS listeners: #AlDunbar

I ragehate the Udemy Python ads so much. “Python’s where it’s at” – What is this, two turntables and a mic? “You can do almost anything with it.” – In what sense? “You should take a course with Udemy” - wtf are you? Why are you telling me what to do? I’m sure the actor’s swell

@DanielMiessler Waiting to see this in the @linkfinds …..

One of the most painful pieces of art ever made is Lou Reed’s “Berlin” which features a song where children scream (for seemingly-endless minutes) for their mother. This facility surely resounds with the keening of the choir of the damnation of the indifferent.

@qrush “Arrakis teaches the way of the knife.” - for kitchens.

RT @wbruce: An important life lesson I’ve learned: Don’t trudge through a task you hate. Stop to reflect on your emotional state, then focu…

@fox At University of Texas, my MIS had a legal env. of business class had a good dose of what’s legal isn’t always ethical (R. Prentice); Management 1 also (J. Westphal). my Philo. degree had no strict ethics req. but I did 1 sem. of Contemp. Moral Problems.

RT @neilhimself: Am I the only one who doesn’t think of the Four Horsepeople as Antagonists? They are just doing their job.

@DanielMiessler Maybe you could share with your devoted readers the impact and morality of his actions here? I’d appreciate your contextualizing the deed? (If you’ve not already ;) )

@marthakelly Hot Tip From Terence: If you’ve had conversations outside of your drink order you can bring up that context, and then ask out. But homegirl says “But you might lose a really good café.” I think you have to weigh those two choices.

@antiheroine You and @PhizLair are high on my appreciation list.

@marthakelly My colleague Terence and homegirl are now deeply interested in whether you ask them out.

RT @find_evil: FAIL = First Attempt In Learning END = Effort Never Dies NO = Next Opportunity

RT @vespertinena: get in loser we’re going cloudbusting

RT @absurdistwords: To white America, “Family values” only apply to white families. The bond between white children and white parents is s…

@conspiracystory Given the staggeringly huge gaps of space between EVERYTHING IN SPACE and the necessary touch of atoms in a neuron, I can’t help but see this parallel as a fanciful projection on mankind’s part.

RT @41Strange: Chinese ink painting of Alien xenomorph in the style of Chinese painter Qi Baishi

@wbruce Gendered nouns wut

There’s a very strong girl / Muslim skateboard culture in NYC. Wished the hijabi working on her Ollie Eid Mubarak. “Thanks.”

RT @leahculver: @mathowie Who doesn’t like yoga?!!!!! 😧 That’s what I never got about that song. There’s like probably only one woman who l…

RT @tedstgodard: This got the cartoonist fired. Share it.

RT @WhoresofYore: Beauty after Bath, 1920 by Hashiguchi Goyo (1880 - 1921)

RT @kengarex: You are OK

RT @daringfireball: On the Sad State of Macintosh Hardware:

RT @slpng_giants: This is a concentration camp for children. Who is the tent manufacturer willing to profit from this? Who is the bed man…

“Busy, busy, busy, is what we Bokononists whisper whenever we think of how complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.” It was cruel to lose Vonnegut before this era. It would have been cruel to Vonnegut to make him see this era.

Visited @xianfoods in memoriam to Mr. Bourdain.

@gtvrhs Thanks @gtvrhs - doing nothing to abate my love of 🐻🐻🐻.

RT @ishabazz: I sometimes wonder if I’m in a coma having super weird opioid induced dreams… “Trump was president, IHOP became a burger plac…

As a curricular author I think part of the reason for the decline of social dance is pedagogical, the lack of focus on what we try to do at @FlatironSchool: introduce somewhere where you feel joy and can discover love; then abstract or break down, but love first.

Morning mood: “Soul Vibrations” by Dorothy Ashby from “Afro-Harping.” A piece of vinyl for which a long search continues.

You know, it’s hard to express honest love of jazz flute in the post-“Anchorman” era.

RT @questlove: Yup. All week. His “fav” Billy Joel….😢

@Racheldoesstuff @jasonpbell @TheRock What about Yael Rasooly for a cabaret ou français number?

@triketora I see it as this: that they assume they will get to the implicit later /without/ ensuring they’re sourcing the widest is where the problem lies.

I’m glad they made #SoloStarWars in 2018. Had they done it in 2001, with Nic Cage, and featuring an arc with Han working in a band playing a stringed instrument, I can’t imagine it faring well. Who’d have wanted to see “The Corellian Captain’s Mandolin?”

RT @RepJohnYarmuth: Say what you will about Trump, he sure is loyal to the country that elected him.

Weird to see this body art limiting career opportunity meme surface in 2018. Those fit under my general “diversity” rubric. Let me learn about your traditions and your epidermal marking craft; also, what cultural values lead to your inking the face of Mark Hoppus on your thigh?

RT @Janice_Resist: Popular vote winner Hillary Clinton warned everyone that Russia was interfering in the election and that, if elected, T…

RT @radleybalko: “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.”…

RT @BenedictEvans: The fact we have Twitch for games videos but no equivalent for makeup videos tells us something about Silicon Valley.

@cczona As an educator in the code realm, curriculum @FlatironSchool might be a good change. My team is awesome and the company is growing in many exciting ways! Write, code, philosophize and change lives is a good week.

Welcome to Hell.

RT @jimwindolf: Big news for Breeders fans

RT @gravislizard: i’m going to bed

As I’ve continued programming for years I’m finding my preferred IDE is vim + job control. I’m totally about that CTRL+z / fg life.

@avdi So you have a perfect instapot recipe? Hope…..

🔥🔥🔥

RT @avdi: I for one am horrified at the SourceForge acquisition, and confidently predict it will end the Open Source movement by 2016.

If this drives a seamless integration of @code with WSL and brings amazing tools to node, golang, python, and ruby as a side effect, I’m all for it.

@MichaelTCisco @steveklabnik I have thought this so many times.

Man all this #WWDC got me thinkin’ it’s time to dust off an iOS app I wrote…but you mean I have to upgrade to the OS version that had a 0-protection password entry field in order to work on my app again?

@gfixler @lambda_conf Nice ribbing!

@lauren_n_roth and I watched the 1972 film based off of “From the mixed-up files of Mrs basil e. frankweiler.” It holds up! But damn that movie dumbed nothing down for kids: vocab, humor, strategy. Amazing Ingrid Bergman role too.

I’ve been shoulder surfing the creation of @FlatironSchool’s data science materials. I know its good because I saw like…so…many Greek letters. So you’re either going to learn Greek or a new way to interpret reality.

It was flawless.

@avdi Where was the “no” option?

RT @copiesofcopies: There are three simple rules for choosing flights out of New York: 1. Never pick JFK 2. Definitely never pick Newark 3.…

RT @NetflixFilm: ATTENTION HUMANITY: Coco is now on Netflix! Here’s a quick thread to celebrate the tiny details in filmmaking that make th…

Because prosecco is pricier in NYC the quality is better. Ergo these home made aperol spritzs are lethal.

@avdi May be a bad sign that even those seemed vaguely hopeful if not outright affirmative. 🧐

I love FP more than most but I would not be able to FP on a day like that.

I’m going to finish @neilhimself ‘s NORSE MYTHOLOGY on my subway ride today and I’ve loved how bouncy and fun they are. He keeps the mythic poetic rhythm & repetition tropes so the myths are familiar AND novel. I recommend! 2️⃣ train is now called Jörmungandr in my head 🐍🌎🐍

RT @AndrewTCollin: A diss track is just two grown men sitting in separate rooms, writing poems about each other.

@DanielBrami1 @NekoCase Vae! Omnes urbes tuae in pulveribus…occiderunt — Anxient Siouxie

RT @funionnn: Hey everyone I figured out the problems, we forgot to keep putting the Netiquette rules at the top of every website

RT @ReinH: I feel personally attacked

OK someone’s gotta do it. Who of us is going to bait him into tweeting about “Roseanne?”

Hey my tweets have been all over the place today, but I did want to say this “A Quiet Place” was fundamentally perfect. See it before it leaves theaters.

@TalkFilmSoc Exciting. I hope he can bring that special bag full of carbon-monoxide over the head to The Fountainhead he brought to Sucker Punch and Watchmen. Good luck explaining how Francon wasn’t really raped in the #metoo era.

Crying.

@soft_chomps Did I miss the slot for a GDPR joke? “Runic font: ‘We have updated our privacy policy…’”

@mperham Y U no wear Hoodie?

@ishabazz A new laptop line?

@ChipotleTweets If I were to see see < 1 plastic dish worth of Tabasco, and I were to take the bottle, would you still hate me? #AskingForAFriend

Is there anything really exciting happening in tech that doesn’t involve a coin or a block chain that’s really exciting and in need of tons of new practitioners? Where’s the Rails of 2005 for 2018?

So wrong. I’d handle the household if she wants to do the career at peak-earner. It’s some sexist-ass stupidity to believe that maintaining the home & family is anything less than a critical role.

@ChipotleTweets I thought about and I think the reason people steal ‘em is because some customers love the spice. To empty sufficient (for me) smoky Tabasco takes like 200 shakes to fill the dish? Triple that for a bowl. BULK dispensers or big pre-filled dishes for HOT HEADS like me would help!

Amazing. From being “America’s mayor” on 9/12/2001 to being booed at Yankee stadium. Cronyism hurts legacies, people.

@billchilds @slicingeyeballs Ted should ask the caller to produce a Document, he’s not that Green.

@timoni Wasn’t this a lovely series of semiotics studies wrapped in eco-Lovecraft? I saved this passage as well. It recalled that “geo + metria” has fuck all to do with measuring the earth (anymore). Similarly “computer science” is only incidentally about the computer, et al.

@worrydream I do love that Oxbridge / MIT / Harvard 19-29th c. style of typesetting (my copy of Hardy’s _Mathemetician’s Apology; Allen & Greenough’s Latin Grammar) as shown in the Greek and math samples.

@aviflombaum This was a good answer. I tried a tutorial, and it’s cool: fast stuff in the browser. But I think I’m looking for a for. OK, great, horsepower, can write libraries, but what…for? This is the quandary.

I wish there were a bootcamp course for mid-life: geometric proofs, Euclid’s Elements, λ-calculus, Arabian al-Jebr, {Newtonian, quantum} mechanics, growing food, textile production, decision theory, stats, adv. econ, assembly. I agonize around the words “too late.”

@timoni 1. Southern Reach 2. Xenocide 3. “Darmok” 4. Watts’ “Blindsight” These are all I have at the moment…but they all have demonstrations of incompatible understanding or life-forms as a hinge.

@qrush Oh my God-emperor

Post wedding stress dream. I wake up because I was so late to a reception that everyone was mad, missed dinner, and instead had guzzled the liquor, angrily. Must be the analog to all those dreams about not really having graduated college.

RT @JakeRudh: Happy birthday to the truly original #SiouxsieSioux 🖤

@gobslapped Memento mori always welcome

RT @slicingeyeballs: Happy birthday, Siouxsie

I loved “Annihilation” the movie and just finished the Southern Reach trilogy. I’d recommend it. The third book rewards the slog of the second and suggests a subgenre of affectless xeno-ecotastrophic-lovecraftian horror.

When I survived my quarter-life crisis I thought I was an aberration. But as I’ve known more people, esp. in their career-change throes, I can tell you in sum: people are tweaked, nervous, directionless, confused, en masse. Not sure if it’s the industry or the times, but it’s bad

Odd. The country that truly weaponized the use of monetized debt as a means for controlling sovereigns now finds itself battling that selfsame system.

RT @radleybalko: It isn’t easy for a man to rip a screaming child away from his mother. Most of us couldn’t do it. This is where “animals”…

RT @PicturesFoIder:

Maybe we can localize neighborhood response in Mel Brooks fashion (make hate ridiculous). Turn swastikas into the Win95 logo and turn this into “Ill Jews” by wheatpasing posters of the Beastie Boys over the “k.” #mca #adrock #miked #thaillest

@Thomas_Adam @geofft Good eye. The non-teal default colors is the giveaway.

@alicegoldfuss High because you were in a carrousel?

This pillow wears JNCOs and has marks-a-lot Xs on its hands.

RT @3liza: HOP ON LOSERS WERE GOING TO VERDUN

RT @IL0VEthe80s: 36 years ago this year the Commodore 64 was first revealed at the Consumer Electronics Show, in Las Vegas back in January…

@NekoCase @marthabayne First @NekoCase song I ever heard was Pretty Girls. Later a lyric about a fearless lady pilot. So I’ve known pretty clearly since “blacklisted.”

@antiheroine Can’t upvote this enough. @lauren_n_roth and I saw it at during a run at @SymphonySpace and all I want to do is make sure everyone sees it: to celebrate Hedy as well as to show how narrow conceptions of womanhood wrecks lives.

You know the meme punchline image of Leonardo DiCaprio, ebullient, parading through SoHo(?)? Today is a day like that in NYC. If you’ve never been that happy – that winter is over, that the humidity isn’t yet making draining you – you’ve never experienced NYC.

Going back to text-mode internet sounds more and more appealing every day. Maybe the French were right with Minitel being sufficient and filling the rest of their lives with delicious food, wine, family, art snobbery, cinéma.

Come and get me, Japanese fairy butterfly mothership!

RT @alex_navarro:

oddly ungrammatical. seems like I Français-ified and misapplied “faire” from some mis-generalized idiom “to making draining.” I’m oddly compelled.

@fox Heard from an awesome friend who was getting mansplained that “software isn’t engineering.” She riposted: Well that’ll be interesting when all that hardware gets junked because people want to download the app to the hardware in their pocket.

I wonder what the GDP productivity hit is due to open-plan offices where people are trying to find music that’s loud enough but not too distracting but peppy but not cloying but can cover the mids of room-based conversation but which doesn’t mean you won’t hear a fire alarm

@edevfoley @AlaskaAir I totally rock these on planes. I usually carry enough for my and my loved ones but haven’t worked up the temerity to hand them out. Yet.

@WestSideYenta @westsiderag I’ve been running the west side park lately and between construction and lane closures it’s a disaster waiting to happen.

For a second I thought it was Uber for yarn and I was so there.

@geofft Fvwm 4 eva

@steveklabnik Third IPA blind?

Saw a girl on. Roadway this morning wearing the Use Your Illusion double cover shirt. She was the age I was when they came out.

Perhaps open-plan offices are like capitalism unto communism as detailed by Marx’s model: the necessary Hell-state before unfolding into a glorious future.

@EricaJoy Searching for my bravery and trying to disentangle me from the system. I know you know this better than I ever will.

@funionnn Update?

Just completed a 7.52 mi run with @Runkeeper. Check it out! #Runkeeper

@webtwozero @aviflombaum @robcobbable @emilyst @kodewithklossy Every day we build and tune a machine that, when properly calibrated, has the necessary outcome of paving over all bad learning experiences with focus, approachability, philosophy, and, with any luck, Bauhaus references.

So uh, is High Sierra safe to use now? Blank password field for priv elevation’s been patched etc.?

@funionnn Poor Pascal. We know the pain! Just help him stand when he needs the support (drugs) and have a big mound of blankets ready for him to flop on.

I can’t decide whether I’m filled with anger or agreement or despair.

There is a thing that we as successful mid-career technology types know but we’re not saying. And I want to say that we all know it, publicly, and that someone is going to speak soon. And then…apres nous le deluge.

RT @cevangelista413: BREAKING NEWS: All these cows are kissing this dog

RT @qrush: BY AGE 3,500 YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT PEACE TO THE GALAXY THROUGH CONTROL OF THE SPICE, MERGED LIFEFORMS WITH ANOTHER SPECIES, AN…

@anthonyharvey @FlatironSchool I love that you’re keeping the glory and beauty of well-crafted CLI apps going. Awesome.

@SWI_Prolog @steveklabnik Yes

@RachelBros We love it. We love you. We love Amy. The Mrs says she saw extras dressed in Maisel fashion in the neighborhood the other day and we were sooooo excited.

RT @ProductHunt: ���

@EricaJoy @VirginAmerica @AlaskaAir @kaskade Pure rage.

@SaraJChipps Showed skeeto-bite-prone wife. She’s into it.

RT @McKelvie: Anything except admit the real reason. Anything.

RT @TohoKingdom: R.I.P. Yuriko Hoshi (Mothra vs. Godzilla, Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster, Godzilla vs. Megaguirus) Dec 6th, 1943-May…

From this thread: pretty much life will make your body hurt in surprising ways. For this most of us turn to anasthetics and @NekoCase, but then you realize who started the thread and realize the First Noble Truth all the way down.

@laurenancona I bet it was a cynical buzzword count tracker for some disgruntled employee.

RT @dantoml: grep, sed, awk, and comm are the standard big data tools.

Wow, The Dustbowl Revival’s “Got Over” just broke my heart. This playlist needs to come with a warning and a lexapro.

Truth: I pronounce “numpy” as if it rhymes with “bumpy.” “Data scientists love some numpy.”

RT @AlexIsrael: “There is no place like it, no place with an atom of its glory, pride, and exultancy.” –Walt Whitman on New York

RT @greekhistorypod: Episode 074 Marriage and Domesticity (the legal status of women in Ancient Greece, the dowry, and the epikleros; the b…

ProTip: Don’t read the comments on sites explaining how America got its name.

So that’s where Pyramid Heads come from

RT @geofft:

RT @amayor: Prometheus making a man from scratch ancient Etruscan gem #GodsandRobots

Just completed a 7.90 mi run - Rainy day run home. #Runkeeper

Just completed a 7.77 mi run - Back on the wagon pasta-boy. #Runkeeper

@mperham @tenderlove That got the ol gears Turing alright.

RT @moocowpong1: I sure hope I’m not the only one who keeps reading GDPR as German Democratic People’s Republic.

RT @slicingeyeballs: Happy birthday, Andrew Eldritch

RT @BodegaBot: These two ex-Github engineers want to replace bagel shops with the Semantic Web Stack

@funionnn @ceebdweeb Oh that throaty howl Yelp is the worst. Lotsa love and reassurance will help him understand that the world isn’t like that though things like this happen sometimes.

RT @greekhistorypod: Inaugural episodes of @silkroadcast, giving a survey of the geography of the region and its critical importance to und…

RT @birbigs: I have my own damn suite in Walla Walla.

@aviflombaum And Princess Buttercup.

RT @ohgoddickie: Happy mother’s day from the Dune coloring book

My peer group, if you’ve not seen @SHO_HAPPYish you are missing something you really need (on Netflix). Beautiful zenith of existential absurdist late-capitalist humor. Kathryn Hahn and Steve Coogan are stellar.

I find Izabella’s commentary to be very thought-provoking and a lovely Taleb or Roubini style of rainstorm on most parades that might loosen my grip on measured enthusiasm. Plus yay for shouting out the Medici.

RT @luvcraft: There are 3 types of Californian.

RT @wita_staff: 風邪ひいて熱で頭おかしいだけなのですが、これをやりたいです。 雪山は寒いのでローションプールとかでやりたい。 誰かやらせてください。 かおりん

@antiheroine I remember the pre première hype around it and then when it aired I was like: tired Beaver-esque plot, baby steals the show and…it’s puppets?

Tears in my eyes

RT @alicegoldfuss: talk about getting blood from a stone

@mperham Fudsy-B is my old-school hip-hop alias.

@rauschma For me it’s staggering for @Apple hardware to go from the machines every developer wanted their company to switch to, to something that every developer wishes they could leave if only WSL + @code integration were slightly better.

@ishabazz Shitty keyboards on laptops. They’re going to corner the market. And then they’re going to use this asset and some hitherto unimaginable way.

RT @markdalgleish: “One of Google’s goals this year is to make it possible for developers to code on Chromebooks.” Good thing Apple isn’t…

Reading about @PhizLair ’s experience of (music) Guyville in the late 90’s reads just like every conversation I’ve had with a woman in software. The Guyville guys sold their Rickeys, moved to SF, and got code jobs with benefits and organic cashew bars.

RT @aviflombaum: Thinking about switching careers? We’re looking at you @SpeakerRyan. Come learn to code in DC with @FlatironSchool. https:…

@rauschma Exacerbated by the fact that@apple hardware has gone down the toilet in the last five years. I know of no net promoter of the current MacBook.

RT @iano: These three weeks of spring really boost NYCers egos so much we talk biggest game the entire year

RT @thekitze: Not so long ago: “Works on my machine” Now: “Works on my machine, on macOS, in Chrome, edited with VS Code, ran with node >=…

@linkblaine Bad ergo in those too.

Watched Thor 2 and 3. They were both a lot of fun.

RT @holyurl: we found love in a hopeless place

RT @mperham: Just googled “how to give arguments to a rake task” in case you wanted to know if I’m a 10x Rubyist.

RT @DukeGreene: When your buddy is “venting” about how relationships are “unfair” because “females” are “impossible to please nowadays,” th…

@sebpatrick Astounding. Not surprisingly the show runner has the rights to “Infinite Jest,” so pedantry jokes are thankfully assured.

I hung this print for years before leaving home. I knew it was Michaelangelo; and then later studied Heraclitus (whom the figure portrays); but only today I learned he was a last minute addition. Raphael was so moved by what was next door he added his colleague as a necessity.

What is happening in America? “Incels,” apologia, social regress? Whaddaya say we chop out women’s reproductive bits and create axlotol tanks for parthenogentic cloning?#dune #benetleiax (Yes that was sarcasm, not an application to the op ed board)

@ethanschoonover I feel like in the postpocalypse this knowledge will ensure you steady access to the premium green plankton discs.

@linkblaine Yep. Dog ownership.

Most European Thing ever happened: I heard the water in the electric kettle for my Nescafé bubble over so I sped out of the bathroom and the draft caught a €5 and sent it into the bidet.

Day 7 in Italy. I’m. Kinda. Ready. For. Salad.

RT @SonnyBunch: This ET sequel is dark af.

@gnomeslair So much memories.

2018: you wake up from a nightmare where you accidentally / imprudently retweeted a dog whistle meme and now find yourself unemployed and vilified. Woke up and scrolled my history to see whether it had been real.

In Europe, New Yorkers dress as Europeans; Europeans, in as much NYC / Brooklyn swag as possible. 🤔

RT @ashleyfeinberg: i honestly kind of forgot what a backbone looks like

Honeymoon pro tip: skip a some of the sites and sleep 12 hours. After 6 days our brains are finally in a place where worry-free sleep is possible. 10, 10, and 12 hours thanks to walking & Tuscan sun and wine is a blessing.

It was a pleasure to share my own weird of experience of programming with the world. I hope your learners enjoy discovering Ruby’s malleability on their own.

@antiheroine Tho adjacent article was awesome too: @PhizLair defined a whole new class of lady that I aspired to be worthy of..smart, vulnerable, mean, single-coil pickups etc.

Seen a lotta Python shirts here in Florence. Is python a preferred language of Tuscany? Given what happens to languages that get big here, is there a looming Dante of the dictionary here in the area?

@EricaJoy I now shamelessly rock the surgical mask look on busy subways.

A curse that comes with success - realizing your practices need to formalize and accelerate.

Leave. The. Bay. Area.

Every. Woman. I. Know. In. The. Bay. Says. This. And gaslights herself into thinking this is normal for dating or that they’re asking too much or need to settle for being someone’s thruple’s unicorn. BA women: You deserve all of the love from the best of men esp you EJ!

Me: …the Hell that is writing without a fountain pen. Wife: whitest thing said today Me: blinks Maybe stationary privilege hasn’t been checked. So here: FOUNTAIN PENS DON’T MAKE YOUR WRIST HURT when you write. They are more $ but better than ball point.

RT @mrjamesob: Brexit latest: Outrage as people who voted to abolish free movement discover that abolishing free movement means movement wi…

In line at JFK behind many EU passports “Next please.” No one moves. Man about 15 behind ducks the ropes and walks to the counter. Queens woman: Wow! How come you’re the only one to move? Man: I’m British and that is why I voted to leave their stupid club. 😲🤔

RT @AndrewCrow: On the last @VirginAmerica flight from JFK to SFO. Pictures being taken, everyone is sad. People singing the safety video l…

@linkblaine What’s the breed of your pup?

@davetron5000 Next: make Usenet great again.

@ethanschoonover I am sick and tired of the conventional fixed style jazz.

RT @cam_joseph: Just a reminder, folks:

1 hr 15 minutes so far to JFK from UWS. Clearly this infrastructure has everything: scale, resilience, delightfully-cologned Persian drivers.

@linkblaine Wife and I agree, very cute.

RT @hunterlurie: which pink floyd album is this

You have never eaten grits until you taste Blakley Kymen’s kitchen’s take on it at Marcello’s in New Orleans. Served at my wedding and at a tasting about a year ago, it is absolute perfection when paired with shrimp.

RT @mike_sell: An NRA protestor at our high school had a sign that read, “EXPLAIN CHICAGO!” so I told her, yes, the Kander-Ebb tunes posses…

@linkblaine Don’t start looking st your old clothes either.

Meant to cc @EricaJoy. Seriously I don’t know of better grits. Damn near wept…twice.

RT @ananavarro: Trump promoted a racist “birther” conspiracy questioning Obama’s legitimacy. Melania stood by her husband’s insanity & parr…

RT @washingtonpost: John Oliver wants to educate Trump, so he bought ads on Sean Hannity’s show

It’s a sci-if story about a generation ship but it’s really just a car leaving JFK for the City

RT @thecultureofme: wework partnership confirmed

RT @BenBajarin: I can’t recall the last time I used iTunes on Mac. Mostly because of this.

@BenBajarin Or when it inexplicably auto launches when I just wanted to charge my damn phone.

Got married yesterday. It’s awesome. She’s amazing.

RT @TheBrutalArtist: JG Ballard knew. Even in 1977, he knew.

@CattleCastle Got married yesterday. Hate this trope.

Peak New Orleans?

@rauschma For superstores in America this seems brilliant.

So Michael Schur the runner behind @_TheGoodPlace also owns the rights to “Infinite Jest.” If anyone could do the impossible it might be him in filming it. OTOH I know it’s safe from lesser attempts by lesser directors so if he did it as prophylaxis, thanks.

For 21 years I’ve known the Lucinda Williams line about “back in Algiers my darlin’ broke my heart.” In the next hour I will get a marriage license in the same village.

RT @SarahThyre: He was one of the nicest people in show biz I’ve ever met, speaking as the wife of a sidekick.

It’s like when NY Phil people busk in the subway and get told “keep practicing!”

@Delta why is TSA precheck shut down in JFK T2? Besides a market opportunity for the @Clear salespeople to have a stranglehold sales pitch. As a New Yorker I respect hustle, but this looks like a swindle.

@NekoCase @FirstAidKitBand @ShempLabs Oh please oh please. Pump in extra oxygen for those pipes

RT @beauty_jackson: Black.

@SaraJChipps I did Trunk Club for about a year. The clothes were great and have held up by the premium really stuck. This is probably a factor of my age but I now really like Jos. A. Bank (even their casual stuff).

RT @almondmilka: “not all men are trash” you’re right. the Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Time Tea Bear would never treat me like this https…

@almondmilka That bear is the sweetest. I always wondered what the program was that he nodded off to? “On the Media?” “Prairie Home Companion?” “Learn Spanish in 12 Tapes?” “Bodak Yellow?”

@spncryn ‘‘Tis a sweet vintage.

@SaraJChipps We’re at the finish line. Next Saturday the event happens. Will report back. But as far as I can tell the “ bridezilla” phenom. is a reasonable response to having a full time job dumped on you while you stage direct and go broke.

@alicegoldfuss I think some of us have a deep memory. I can remember slights that happened decades ago. I didn’t realize that others don’t have this until recently. They can assume we don’t still smart from it when they see us at pizza hut decades later.

@ElizabethN @rachelmyers At @FlatironSchool were scaling education in staggering ways beyond the bootcamp model. Big shifts upcoming, backed by wework. Write? Code? Manage? Both? Author? Teach? Inspire? We have so much opportunity ahead it’s boggles. LMK!

RT @NekoCase: One of my favorite things about Berlin is you see elderly couples dressed like Roxette

RT @rajandelman: I hope Janelle and Tessa never announce they’re dating and just keep making more elaborate music videos until they acciden…

@melbotis Is that Bartman?

RT @yoavlurie: Paul Ryan is going to primary Donald Trump. That’s gonna happen.

RT @PaulMMCooper: You can almost hear the brickmaker shooing away his dog from this clay brick that was used in the building of the Ziggura…

@EricaJoy Leave your unnecessarily adorned Mac and cheese the Hell at home, Karen. - T’Challa

My dog got shots today and it really tires him out.

RT @exjon: When they’re done with Zuck, can the senators grill Spotify’s CEO on why he keeps shoving The f*%!ing Lumineers down my earholes?

The Queen.

RT @shipdrummer: @SonnyBunch you see how I enjoy your human toast

RT @oldpicsarchive: Iranian woman in the era before the Islamic revolution, 1960

RT @qrush: S̕E҉́N͜A̕͟Ţ́̕O̕R̨͠,͝ ͞͏W̵̵È̵̡ ͟Ŕ͠U͡҉̸N̡͘ ̴̨͢AD̢́͘S̢

RT @kinnsyg: Just tried this…………….My wife did mind.

@marthakelly @LaurenLockliear What does dump it mean? Dropped it so you could regain it? Dropped it off at a collaborator so it was on the bart on a way to a fence operation?

@antiheroine And then Uncles Stable Genius and Uncle War Twain said:

2018: I build Intro to Programming & Augmented Reality curriculum w/ an awesome team at @FlatironSchool to fuel @karliekloss’ @kodewithklossy initiative while listening to my favorite murder-ballad chanteuse @KarenElson_ (pictured here). Elson show is on the bucket list. ❤️

OK Rant time: HOW GOOD IS “THE GHOST WHO WALKS” by @KarenElson_. The pedal steel like falling hammered metal rain; the prosodic genius of the uniformity in “The Birds They Circle” twisting on “secrets in my bones,” “down to the dirt below.” So glad this exists in this timeline.

@marthakelly @LaurenLockliear maaaaaaaaannnnnn!

@wbruce Good job Bruce! Your heart will be so thankful!

RT @antiheroine: Happy Cubs’ opening day!

@timoni It seems positively archaic. A man wanting to be grand for a woman. A man believing a woman should be honored. There’s some heavy chivalric patriarchy there, but you never doubt that he reveres her. How quaint. I miss it.

@timoni I am wo-man who will fight for your honor I’ll be the she-ro, you’re dreaming of We’ll live together Knowing for ever that we did it all for the glory of love?

@timoni Unless you were suggesting that I do the swapping which would be awkward because the deposits on my upcoming nuptials are in that “you get nothing, lebowski” phase of the contract.

RT @AmeliaMangan: Never forget this inexplicable promo pic for Cronenberg’s CRASH that makes it look like the must-see prime-time sitcom of…

RT @PixlEmly: ･ ｡ E∴｡　* ･ﾟ*｡*･ ･ *ﾟ｡　* ･ ﾟ｡･ﾟ X｡ &･｡°. ﾟ *　ﾟ｡·･｡ ﾟ ﾟ .｡=｡ .　･ o ｡･ﾟ*.｡ *　+ ﾟ･｡ * ｡ ･　ﾟo…

RT @ekp: Over the 10 days I caught up with two friends. Each independently mentioned the lack positive feedback from their managers–one fi…

@iano @SaraJChipps ❤️blessings of love❤️

RT @pixelatedboat: Donkey Kong

RT @mcfunley:

This Duane Reade is playing Best Coast signing about SoCal. My fellow New Yorkers are sharpening things and eyeing the speakers.

RT @ubuweb: Six hours of Women Making Electronic Music [MP3]

RT @qrush: ･ ｡ 🐝∴｡ ･ﾟ*｡🐝･ ･ *ﾟ｡　* ･ ﾟ｡･ﾟ🐝｡ 🐝･｡°. ﾟ ﾟ｡·･｡ ﾟ ﾟ .｡🐝｡🐝　･ 🐝 ｡･ﾟ*.｡ *　🐝 ﾟ･｡ * ｡ ･　ﾟ🐝 ｡’…

RT @garybernhardt: My favorite reason to learn a bit about the lambda calculus: it shows us 1) how simple computation is (at first it seems…

@dastels @garybernhardt @CompSciFact Is there a solid canonical textbook or curriculum for the LC? Studying the LC as continued growth but often find strange assumptions or glosses where repetition would be appreciated. Any recomms?

Fans of Infinite Jest: What do YOU think happens to Hal after the book chronologically ends end? In Arizona. I worry (too much) about Hal; his ailments and how his life goes post-S.T. (@noradio @chadfowler?)

@izakaminska Have you ever noticed how SV and Bay Area types use the noun “reality” to describe totally fucked situations? Do a count on how often FB c-suite use it. It’s a tell. Sandberg uses it here too.

RT @flyosity: When you post a funny joke to the Messenger group chat

@edevfoley Not braggin’ but my team (not including me) once we reach full staffing will be 50-50% at worst with a rotation from another team which will put it 60-40% with woman majority. So. Y’know. #bragging @FlatironSchool

RT @feministy: Happy “5 years ago I quit my job to learn to code” anniversary to me ✨ I AM STILL HERE, TECH. You haven’t destroyed my will…

@seldo Hit me. I’m up in Barbar-futurism.

RT @antiheroine: A cool thing I get to work on 👇

@cyberduckapp is a great app. But something’s not right with that duck icon. It’s looking at me….

Excel is the Jupyter notebook of the C-suite.

(I’m of the era that knew VBScript and JS for writing marquees in browser so…) I have often taught students that JS is like English: weird looking & hard to always predict but in every niche it somehow gets by: Chinglish, Hinglish, Danelaw, US-EN, Carib patois, etc.

@lauren_n_roth So many better ways to court diabetes in the Big Apple

If citing the “Pizza, ‘suh; Lasagna, ‘za” sketch is ever wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Maybe Trump will do Amazon a favor and after mocking the PO incessantly, drop the service and let Amazon have a total monopoly. Enjoy that Phyrric victory there, Ace.

@westsiderag Smdh. Namas gonna need some J’s to leap that.

RT @lauren_n_roth: New favorite Turkish place. Harmony Grill on 31st and 8th ave.

Land this plane right!

My last tweet was “land the plane right.” And then I see they were literally on a plane. I meant it metaphorically. More songs like S1, be nice to Chan, no weird plot tangents. Give us Tovah and Rebecca moving forward.

RT @lostboy: im crying im so happy for them

RT @RaminNasibov:

@Philips is this really the best you can do for your customers? Note the ineffectiveness of cutting on the dashed line, the tortion from twisting futilely, the failed bite marks of a herd of coyotes that couldn’t tear this.

RT @bbbyjocey: IMA GO TO HELL FOR LAUGHING

RT @ziyatong: This is why I don’t eat bacon 🥓

Friends in education and/or coding. I’m finding out third hand that you’re applying (or thinking about it) @flatironschool. 🙌 Wherever you are in the process, even if idle musing, let me help. Warm handoffs of great people is my passion.

RT @mikebroberts: Sqlite is an undervalued adhoc analysis tool. I never realized you can give it a CSV file and it will immediately let you…

@juliamae @linkfinds This might be my most favorite twitter thing ever. Like I might have come here for this.

@DanielMiessler I’m underwhelmed by tempurpedic 7 years in. Expected a longer life.

@SaraJChipps @jewelia Also this is fake snow. Won’t stick. Slow moving sticky rain. Small umbrella a good idea. Also: move here. SF is not a city.

RT @UnburntWitch: fuck. I just realized if Crash wins the Hugo I’ll be accepting it almost 4 years to the day after my ex tried to destroy…

@timoni The bay to breakers course is always awesome. I do it whenever I visit Sf to see how it’s changed.

RT @slicingeyeballs: Watch: The Breeders return to Conan O’Brien’s show after 25 years, play ‘Wait in the Car’ http…

RT @oldpicsarchive: “Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid…

Hm. I’ve been thinking about writing a script to take the Facebook download and extract it to Jekyll posts…then Exit Facebook

Shout out to seton hospital and to the appendix that convinced me I was definitely not going to live a life without her happily; we get married next month. :)

It just dawned on me that a measure of Infinite Jest’s achievement is that I could easily imagine character sheets for a table-top RPG set in Boston, Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment.

Between the fog, humidity, and preparing halal carts, Wall street is basically a cloud of onion-ness.

@dark_shark @NekoCase I’m put in mind of the Bowie invitation of Fripp to Berlin: “Do you want to make dangerous rock-n-roll?”

Man I’ve been missing the stupidly talented Bill Hader since he kinda took some time away. “Barry” looks great though (still Vinnie Videcchi is a masterpiece).

It’s hilarious because it’s true. We’re so Stockholm syndrome we think curses and readline keybindings are deluxe.

Today: Finished “Infinite Jest.” I’m still rattling through some of the custody of a certain samizdat, and tying together some characters’ forays, but I’m glad to have read it (and not have to lug it on the subway).

I work for @WeWork but I’ve never worked in a @WeWork. I have to say, if I had my druthers, I’d never work anywhere else. The co-tenants are inspiring, beautiful spaces, surprising conversations. They all keep my brain from stultifying. It’s a new high bar for office space.

Saw Hedy Lamarr doc “Bombshell” at @SymphonySpace. It was really outstanding. It’s so hard to be a woman in tech, but all the more so when one’s seen as a great acquisition by male egos due to beauty. Catch it if you can.

RT @shannon_last: Today I saw a Honda Odyssey with ILIAD on the license plate. It made my day.

RT @antiheroine: This seems as good a time as any to share that, as of next Monday, I’ll be joining the curriculum team at @FlatironSchool.…

RT @svershbow: Date someone who wants to leave for the airport as far in advance as you do.

Just so much opportunity @FlatironSchool. If you really love tech and want to do educate people in a new model, you should really work with us. Community builders, curriculum writers, marketers, curators of better lives….hmu.

“Steven!” Yelled the amazing woman in the @WeWork kitchen on the 27th floor. 3 years ago I had had a hand in her programming education. She’s now working through a thorny code upgrade process at a company on the same floor. Amazing people in this location! <3

When I was listening to @NuShoozMusic “I Can’t Wait” on “Nick Rocks,” if you’d told me I’d be listening to it while watching helicopters land from an office in NYC on the 27th floor, I’d have thought you bonkers. But…

Fitting Room Urban Legend: A man comes in with the max # of items, tries them on, brings them out in a heap without hangars. He is asked to hang his items. He plays the “never in my life” card. Attendant: “First time for everything, I guess.”

Non-Hispanic White Male here who wants to promote @netflix ’s @OneDayAtATime. The stories are timeless and abuelita is pure hilarity. It’s tender, sincere, real, and loving. I love this show so much.

My dog ran up to a homeless person and gave hugs and attention. She then saw him sit outside a deli because he wanted a sandwich. I told her this. She shook her coin cup to count out enough for him. I had to insist no, but thanks. A little love makes the world better.

55% Infinte Jest. I hope my favorite character stays my favorite.

@johnregehr “Who can quote passages from mid-seventies Prog-era through “Signals” Rush with the accuracy of a Replicant and the precision of a flux capacitor” would have only narrowed it slightly more awkwardly.

Quick Reminder: In this timeline we have Kate Bush’s “Hounds of Love.”

In the biopic for the life of Serge Gainsbourg, only Jessica Paré will do for playing Jane Birkin.

@hayesdavis Ignore these amateurs. If you want to plumb the abyss of misery, try Lou Reed’s “The Kids” from “Berlin.”

Your unwillingness to enact sensible gun control means that this Good Boy has to comfort grief-stricken teens instead of smelling trees and gettting belly-rubs. Fuck the NRA AND THEIR CRAVEN QUISLINGS.

“He’s a connoisseur of anger, …he senses a prelude to their anger about a lot more…‘It’s not Me Too. It’s…an anti-patriarchy movement. Time’s up on 10,000 years of recorded history. This is coming. This is real.‘”

The “Joelle and has Too Much Fun” section of Infinite Jest may be my new favorite section of a book ever. So much going on…

RT @mcclure111: TFW your monotheistic God is actually just three polytheistic gods hiding in a raincoat

::cosmic mind:: all the vendors use excel so make life easy by using sheets or excel

RT @mattsebastian: I’m old enough to remember when Best Buy was a CD store that also carried computers and refrigerators

Nerd achievement unlocked: streak 30 days of NYTimes crossword; solo, no external help.

That feeling when you ask something on Stack Overflow and don’t get flamed into oblivion and you think “Huh, maybe something isn’t /quite/ right after all and I’m not a complete idiot faker loser dirty little pig boy (or girl).”

@Noahpinion The soccer fields where I learned soccer and was first exposed to Mexican culture, 30 years on now has a cricket pitch on it as well: Houston.

RT @JEG2: When you adopt a framework like Rails, you’re agreeing to let other developers manage some of your concerns.

@gobslapped It’s the piping of that data to vim that destabilizes the terminal. The -o in xargs keeps it sane.

RT @lauren_n_roth: Planning verse and prose for a wedding ceremony is a sure trigger for tears.

RT @bowiesongs: one of the great coincidences of the 20th C: Ursula Le Guin and Philip K Dick went to the same high school, at the same tim…

This and that my iPhone X headphones don’t work in the latest MBP ARE PROOF Mr. Jobs is no longer with us.

RT @danwlin: If only we could’ve known that a guy who couldn’t sell steaks to a country that loves meat, couldn’t sell vodka to a country t…

@lauren_n_roth :: Infinite screaming into the void ::

RT @mlroach: “Why don’t any senior engineers apply here?!” Careers page talks about ping-pong tables but not parental leave

The first book I completed of 2018 was “This Spake Zarathustra.” What a work. Maddening and dense and hopeful and baffling. I harvested a ton of great quotes.

Worf teaches most of what you need to know about Nietzsche in his discourse on the Klingon tea ceremony: It is a test of bravery…a reminder that death is an experience best shared - like the tea…It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower. S2E18

HAWAII. Couple at a silent, awkward breakfast: Phones: MISSILE ALERT She: I never loved you He: The greatest passion in my life has been your mother Phones: LOL j/k.

Every time I start a new job I burn too hot too short and get sick about week 3.

The @Petco At Columbus center on the #uws is closing. Yesterday we walked in to @flo_tweet ‘s “The Dog Days Are Over” playing.

Silicon Valley is beyond irony. It’s approaching the Trump valley.

@lauren_n_roth found a beautiful and powerful part of “Lady Bird’s” plot mechanics. It’s like the coming of age mounts for 95% and then bursts forth like a dammed river. ❤️

Successfully established a style guide point of 80-col width. 2018 is looking up.

RT @keithellison: The war on drugs didn’t stop drug usage; it just ruined a lot of lives. Jeff Sessions is reviving it because he believes…

Only perk of Sessions going after pot is, like T. Roosevelt actually enforcing blue laws (alcohol sale outside “hotels” on Sunday), it lead to the clear, legal, and taxed sale of alcohol on Sunday. It also united the German vote against the Democrats in NYC.

Maybe Sessions should ask his boss, a hotelier whose grandmother was a hotelier about he lucrative nature of intoxicant sales.

So AWOLnation are coming to nyc but the tickets are really expensive. I’m going to wait a bit and see if they go on….sale!

RT @GeorgeLakoff: Two items trending on Twitter right now. One is what Trump wants you to focus on. But THIS is the REAL story he wishes to…

RT @GeorgeLakoff: Trump uses social media as a weapon to control the news cycle. It works like a charm. His tweets are tactical rather than…

Recreational Pot Is Officially Legal in California via @NYTimes - every single incarcerated person in for sale or use within these tolerances deserves a purged slate.

Listened to Kwanzaa programming on @WNYC. After a year of great tribulation, the African rhythms and folk tales are calming. Thanks for opening up my ears.

The Phases of Aerobie for Christmas: A Play in 5 Acts Act I: I got an Aerobie! Act II: That tree got my Aeorbie Act III: Throwing things Act IV: Darkness Falls Act V: I Weep Sans Aerobie

RT @isilitke: Werner Herzog voice The drama lies not in the fact that the child sees her mother kissing Santa Claus, but in the choice t…

Most powerful musical rest since “Knock on Wood” and the opening of Beethoven’s 5th

Many nights I wake up 45-90 minutes after sleep with the urge to kick my legs uncontrollably. Remedies seem to be magnesium and peanut butter. Any ideas what this is. Worse when stressed.

I hope Santa brings that copy of “Thus Spake Zarathustra” I requested for Christmas.

Everyone’s shitting on 2017, fair enough. But I’m down at least 1000% on hearings of “Hey there, Delilah.” #takethewin

Work highlight: finding the #dogs Slack channel and introducing the team to Byron.

I get why George Lucas gave it up. NERDS: Ewoks are the worst and ruined everything. NERDS: squee Porgs!

When you are swooning over the lovely romantic songs of @KITTENTHEBAND but then find out @Chlochai is 17 and you are much, much older.

I was so busy yesterday that I forgot to tweet that I’m thrilled to have joined the team at @FlatironSchool as curriculum team manager. Day 1 included reviewing reducer code, talking rogue bitcoin harvesting, and admiring Black Thought’s breath control with @aviflombaum.

@kenkeiter @sarahmei Stark is an MIT guy: its in Lisp. Now Spideys suit….hackathon writ so, Python (also hackable by a boy in a chair (rahhhhhhh))

I can order a car on demand, dozens of cuisines, chat with people in Australia. But to get a pass in a Battery-area office building I must wait in line with a letterhead as approval. You thinking what I’m thinking? BLOCKCHAIN 2 THA RESCUE.

Dude just ordered a “mescaline” salad. Mesclún, my dude.

@questlove WOW! Your “roots” with Dr. Gates was so moving, so profound, and so cruel. Hearing about the Clothilde reminded me of the bet at the center of “Trading Places:“? childish, ignorant, destructive, and cavalier. Shameful history but a powerful story.

#fullfrontallive #samanthabee show with @lauren_n_roth. Time to see the evisceration in person. #perchselfie

So, nerd, you’re gonna go back in time and use your superior technology to (with any luck) escape to Baghdad or somewhere civilized from “Christendom?” About as likely as irrational-based measurement leaving the US.

Farewell to my friends winding down @devbootcamp today. I was glad to receive a special Christmas ornament.

@alycit I recommend giving this feeling tons of time. I also (sorry?) disconnected from the ecosystem. I didn’t want to reminisce or trade what-ifs. I signed up for coursera courses. I wrote fun code, fixed my home tech-life and let my sole soul guide me to when I ought emerge.

All Confederate monuments must be removed.

@alycit Feeling was mutual. I think my experience was that I had given so much I needed to refill the pool. I also wrote down all the things I wished to have time to do Looking back now, I did quite a few! It helped me feel like I got better each day.

First snow is magical. It’s kinda wet and all, but Manhattan feels 80% quieter.

Met an amazing woman studying Python and Data Science solo. She’s Oracle-certified, Unix strong, worked for multiple Big Banks. She’s nervous about tech interview & learning wrong tech. IMO she has a huge edge but is still nervous. Retraining might be the next phase of bootcamp.

Fear an old man in a discipline where men usually die young.“California, the place where anything was possible, has become the place where nothing is affordable.” – Didion-esque

RT @alycit: Two days left of this beautiful and amazing place we created. This sentiment rings so true right now. We are what made @devbo…

I love “Actors on Actors” on YouTube. Add this: document.getElementsByTagName(“video”)[0].playbackRate = 2.25 in the console. Very helpful.

Things it is not := { “Terri Garr”, “Terrycloth” }

@SaraJChipps @PBS @jewelbots To be clear, I miss the BBS’, not teens. I mean, they’re alright and all, but y’know, I don’t need their angst on top of my own.

Doki Doki Whiteboarding Interview Club

Episode 106 of #MrsMaisel is brilliant. Alex Borstein and @RachieBros just told such a beautiful story. It’s the “Gilmore” grade magic.

@alicegoldfuss Most of my stack overflow posts go unsubmitted because my fear of being ridiculed requires me to be thorough and methodical which usually means I solve it myself. If I hit submit I always want to show that I have the receipts.

RT @DrAndrewThaler: Folks, I think we need to start coming to terms with the idea that the rapture happened and only David Bowie and Prince…

RT @lauren_n_roth: If you want a pure antidote to everything terrible in the world, watch The Fabulous Mrs. Maisel. It’s so wonderful.

@fbz I do! Those were so great. I liked Land of Lisp for a similar reason. Something magical about transcribing code to make things run.

Goddammit when I say I want Trance I want Trance. I don’t want House, I don’t want Deep House, I don’t want Vocal House, I want some goddam Trance #20inthe90sineruope

@lissiemusic Cannot wait for “Castles.” Where does the Ojai girl after she finds her own Wild West? Definitely getting the vinyl.

RT @VK_HM: The reason Frasier is so popular with millennials is that he basically hosts a podcast and is always alone

@schlaf How about “Budgeting” and “making yourself a nutritious meal.” I took that class it was called HOME EC.

If @Apple were trying to tell Serious Developers ™ that they don’t give a fig about the Mac except as a platform for writing iOS apps, leaving a gaping root exploit is a good way to say “Thank you, we’re through.” Wide open door, @Microsoft.

RT @pt: Silicon Valley, where we celebrate the 80 hour workweek & the four hour workweek, but consider everything in between a life of quie…

RT @GPollowitz: Prince Harry’s kids will be Americans. What if one grows up to be president and is in line for the throne at the same time?…

I really dug “Girls Trip.” I’ve been a fan of @TiffanyHaddish since I heard about her great charity work on @unqualified. @ReginaKing was wonderful, @IAMQUEENLATIFAH too. Also really dug @jadapsmith ’s character going from very pent up to very misbehaving. Very funny!

RT @HistoricalPics: Chevy Chase in the late 1970’s in between a food fight.

Former boot-camp teacher here: students with a good pen and an overflowing notebook performed better, consistently b/c they never confused “learning the magic words to type” with “learning.”

One of the more surreal moments of my life, as I reflect on it, was my 7th grade science class reading a script to “WKRP in Cincinnatti” where Johnny Fever gets hooked on uppers in our anti-drug week. How did that deal get done?

@btaylor My future mother in law, a Midwesterner, has an audible comma after “Alexa” as if Alexa might once say “one moment please.”

@NekoCase @TMobile @ATT Neko Case: voice that can fill a canyon, wireless connectivity troubleshooter, community organizer, visual artist.

“You know @mattbaker could convincingly play Jim Henson in a biopic,” I thought upon leaving the exhibit at the Museum of th Moving Image.

Honestly the Americanness of Queens is the best part of Spider Man: Homecoming.

I’m about to start “Infinite Jest.” Any tips? Skip the footnotes? Pause narrative, read footnotes and hop back? Maximum page count per diem recommendation?

Going to see the exhibition on “The Dark Crystal” at the Museum of the Moving Image in Astoria on Saturday. You can do amazing stuff all the time in #NYC. If any of my tweeps are interested LMK.

Lawrence Fishburne on @nerdist is 🔥🔥. Reagan, Latin education, Black culture + filmmaking + rise of hip-hop, lack of humanities, praise of no-nothingism, “self-revealing versus self-reflecting” cultures. Give it 6 minutes from this timepoint:

This time of year, New Yorkers could really use kotatsu.

Nietzsche: ““If this writing be obscure to any individual, and jar on his ears, I do not think that it is necessarily I who am to blame”

New Blog: “Windows Returns as a Platform for Web Development Again”

RT @captainsafia: Take: People don’t miss Google Reader, they miss the ability to curate their content consumption without the invasive nat…

RT @samim: “The Case For RSS”: RSS needs a comeback. Twitter is basically a glorified realtime RSS reader.

@DarcyCarden you are amazing.

In these times I am thankful for the creativity and brilliance of @nbcthegoodplace, it’s writing, @IMKristenBell ’s subtlety, @DarcyCarden ’s interpretation and all the myriad of moments the entire cast and writers bring.

Someone can hate your youtube tutorial video, or someone can REALLY HATE your YouTube Tutorial video with style.

@FirstAidKitBand I believe you were born to endure this kind of weather.

“Her T’s are shiny and bright, like the ringing of a hand bell.”

Superstition is a technology too. #zomg

The great joy of introducing an adult to Django Reinhardt.

@goldman Orkut will always be a success to me. Met @lauren_n_roth on it. Nuptials next year.

Kids think they’re gettin’ candy tonight when their parents computers are gettin’ my root kit.

At this point my retirement plan is to buy some Michigan land with water now while I have some cash and to live best I can of what i grow.

Just installed a 1TB SSD into my dead and forgotten in the closet 2011 Mac Mini. The beast rides again (zippy & silently).

RT @newtgingrich: Robert Mueller is superb choice to be special counsel. His reputation is impeccable for honesty and integrity. Media shou…

When you aren’t sure if you’re on a familiar block because a scaffold has (dis-)appeared, seemingly instantaneously #nyc

RT @ohen39: wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it me: [peeing on jellyfish] this is for stinging my wife

That break in “Kiss them for Me” where they do the Indian voices. #siouxsieforever

New Blog Post: Remove the Symbols of the Confederacy:

@Brooklynology @rowmyboat Follow Up: Found my g-g-ma buying the property where her husband’s saloon (for which he was protested!) stood in W’burg(h)

Blog Post: The Purple Light in New York Wedding Venues: cc:@tomdale

New Blog Post: “Addition to Jekyll: chill_post_url”

@mattwhitlockPM @kurt_loder Young Beignet here to rep the 504.

Coursera is the UDP of education.

i dream to bathe in a barrel of magnesium fire.

The last 2 minutes of Portishead’s “Wandering Stars”…and the previous 3 minutes, too.

@triketora Why do they have to get jazzy with the sirens? Bop de Bwap boop a beeeeee booooo beeeee boooo ba ba bar bar bar Barbara ann beeee booooo

New Blog Post: “Guide to Developing Chrome Context-Menu Applications”

Do you write JavaScript? If you’ve never read this, add minutes back to your life:

Lotta babies were made to tom petty; or after that one extra beer you had because his music felt so nice on such a pretty day.

RT @SaraJChipps: Today has made me appreciate how good Obama (as president) was at comforting a grieving nation.

@FirstAidKitBand You two are a gift. I remember Pandora (early days) serving you two up and it was a gift in my SF winters with my gf; soon to be my wife :)

The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. - Yeats

My upbringing included the following phrase which I can’t stop thinking about today: Eloi Eloi lama sabachthani

RT @mathowie: Kathy Sierra warned us all ten years ago. We did nothing and the cycle repeated until our goofy web tools brought us to the b…

In my mind Aiden Gillen plays John Cale (“Drella” era) in the biopic

Where’s the biopic for Dorothy Ashby cc:@questlove

Remember it’s all jokes and fun for boys until it isn’t. Beautiful smiling youngsters enacting hate with laughter.

RT @goosemangus: Totally hypnotized by the amazing @Maisie_Williams pulling off this ridiculous dagger move!!

Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman are hilarious from minute 1. Fast and quick.

The awkward time of year when McSweeny’s class white people have to decide if it’s too early to share the “decorative gourd season” article.

This week’s “New Yorker” digital edition’s cover is beautifully enhanced with animation of leaves.

Michael Cera is so nice every tribe is willing to let him in. And I gotta say, he’s kinda killin’ the Pauly D hair.

@garybernhardt : 3 dozen Teslas pull up to Palo Alto High : “Oh are we on a board together and they moved the meeting here? Oh you read the tweet too LOL!”

Blog: So, I’m Not Working:

I asked her to marry me. Proof of the love: designing the Capfile to deploy our wedding app.

@edevfoley And doesn’t dress like a fake new yorker: wears a real sleeping bag all winter, yoga pants to fad-gem, and sweats thru tank tops all summer.

RT @WritNelson: When your job is creative and your side projects are creative and the things you do to relax from both are also creative-re…

Chrome extension to extract your Kindle notes / annotations out of Amazon and into beautiful JSON.

Bowie: Space alien, knower of “Fashion”, occasional chooser of dull shirts. If he can swing to brilliance AND failure, so can you.

RT @hunterroseeee: “Girls don’t mature faster than boys, they’re just groomed earlier for sexual consumption and physical /emotional labour…

@marthakelly Monkey Island I; Indy jones / Atlantis; Space Quest IV; Sam & Max

RT @J_Arcane: Never forget the time a gay man and an army of women saved the Western world from fascism with ludicrous amounts of really cl…

RT @zerobeta: Equifax: you missed a cc payment 3 yrs ago. How irresponsible. Good luck buying a home Also, Equifax: Your SSN’s were hacked…

Jury duty tomorrow. Proud to serve my fellow citizens of the Empire State. 🗽🤔🤝

We have a Zojirushi rice cooker. When cleaning up I take the leftovers and mush them into small balls that I call “Mifunes.” #kurosawasan

Something about Septermber and “Floodland.”

“This is currently undocumented but easily understood by reading the source.” Advice: Add a period after the 4th word, delete to end.

There was whisky, tender flesh in tawdry costume, dancing, diabolical violins, “Happy Birthday,” a boat close hauled.

Must be fall on the East Coast: heard Guster through open windows at a bar.

“And in all of the west lands the voice of the water, with her eternal disasters is feared, and heard” - H. Marsman; Dutch poet; died at sea

If only we had stopped the Internet at the brothers Chaps…..it got no better.

In my unemployment I’m writing C and Lisp and Python everyday. And I can’t help thinking I see a different bootcamp in between the ; and ()s

@BCAppelbaum It’s been 20+ years since I left Houston but I know “Mattress” Mack 1) will save me moneeeeyyyy and 2) is a fine philanthropist and human.

I never anticipated how much @rushtheband ’s “The Trees” (1978) would prepare me for life in the 2017.

RT @sigridellis: My son was at his blacksmithing camp yesterday. He came home with a knife “forged in the dark of an eclipse.” I am so pr…

If you think a statue of a mounted Grant guiding bayonets into rebels is in bad taste, you should get why Confederate monuments are too.

@altclassic One of the best records of the 90’s; one of the best concerts of my life (Utrecht, ‘98): an opening scratch battle that awed…

I had a lot about Civil War monuments. Here’s one for the morally correct view: THE UNION.

W145th : 12:30 pm: threat of la chancla deployed to vicious effectiveness. Acting like fools stopped for a 3 block radius.

I love “@Atypical” on Netflix. Such wonderful acting and a tender script and autism reality. So good. And WE LOVE PAIGE!

There is a town in Texas whose name, if you google it, shows you a picture of an Applebee’s.

In SF, I often saw femme-projecting women ignored, marginalized, mocked, minimized or set aside.

@JohnLegere, CEO, rocks @TMobile magenta everywhere all the time. His employees know he is always selling their team’s work.

RT @TheEconomist: Donald Trump is politically inept, morally barren and temperamentally unfit for office

@avdi I’m actually doing the cracking the coding interview tasks in Lisp and I feel it - even if I can’t yet harness it…

RT @mzbitca: the president has taken a harsher stance on Kristen Stewart cheating on Rob Pattinson than he has neo nazi marches and violence

War movies are interesting: “Pvt. Ryan” made life seem cheap meat to slaughter; “Dunkirk” conveys that every one is dear and afraid.

@sarahmei I’ve been told we’re called Xennials.

FUCK “The Kingsman” which made anal sex with a princess a prize as a stupid and unnecessary joke — ruining the whole vibe of the thing.

@kamrinklauschie Reading about Lisp: “s-expression.” Sounds like a Prince song title.

RT @BFriedmanDC: “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

Bet: Google Memo Guy guy thought his liberal arts requirements were “a waste” because he’s “logical.”

BTW: the scientists we hope are not making Skynet / F’stein’s monster have the same level of humanities education as Google Memo Guy. #hosed

RT @CodyBrown: For many entry level engineering jobs at Google, you get kids w/ a CS degree from MIT and a Gender Studies minor from Reddit.

This. No employee should call force his employer into this position: PR disaster is ruining others’ week. No way he makes the much value.

I wore pants in #nyc today. Let’s get that fall on.

RT @hoverbird: @noradio @sayrer @iano getting a fresh made turkey club at 4am NYC: unremarkable SF: impossible

RT @girlziplocked: The myth of male immaturity is a social construct. It’s a way for men to get away with disavowing the consequences for e…

“Don’t block NYers by standing on sidewalks, in entries, etc.” But shuffling at 40% speed up subway stairs while #phonambulating? OK!

@cwshevlin @devbootcamp It was you that did the most! The teachers second. I’m glad to have played a part though.

Taking my dog to groomers, I passed today’s shoot and saw the “Mrs Meisel” lettering and am now so excited for more @RachieBros as Midge.

People: I have low levels of b12 and vitamin D. Anyone else suffer with this / have a solution?

Male role models get C. Barkley’s “I never said I was a role model” as an out —on the presumption of emotional work by women being “free” 2/

I’m sure she has sore muscles, a bad day, a cold, etc. but we never hear of her failing to be Diana Prince. It’s work I want to recognize.

NYC needs to get over itself re: summer. Suits in the subway with the heat we had today!? With global warming this is just the start.

Waiting for dental appointment in Manhattan and HGTV host used the phrase “suburb of Waco.” Tempus fugit.

One of the more humorous experiences one can have is hearing @escaping_mind meep @maroon5 ’s “Animals” as Beaker the Muppet.

Cold open to steady string of bass quarter notes: “Psycho Killer” or “Hardest Button to Button?” T’would be a stellar mashup.

RT @JenAshleyWright: Donald Trump Jr., at 39, is being called a kid. He is the same age as the President of France.

Wow @alliex sounds like Emmylou Harris washed in electropop on this one:

When you’re in a transitional moment in life and then you discover that Sia has a new record. :fire:

Said @escaping_mind : Montreal is like if French people built Austin (yep: 6th street plus boot stores).

@JimDedman Mile End, Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Gonna buy a French “Valérian et Laureline” whilst in Montreal.

“Indiana Jones and the ‘it belongs in a museum’ speech for a culture-robbing, eschatological death-cult called … Hobby Lobby”

Watched “Taxi” S1E3 which featured Angela, for whom their iconic theme “Angela” was composed.

Man “I Love Lucy” was edgy: The early drama of late-stage Captialism, monogamy, urbanism versus suburbanism

@Zalambar Liberal arts and art were knowledge for those born wealthy. As we move backward to inequality, this might be a sacrifice in the step back.

I wish I could get my “We Will Rock You” a la carte. I wanted stamping, not your “We Are the Champions” loser-time bereftness.

Overnight in Monmouth co, NJ we relaxed to OG battlestar, Wonder Woman, and Trek’s “Menagerie Pt 1.” U jelly?

Our hotel uses real keys. And puts them on keysticles.

Every time I see a bolt of lightning across the clouds I think of “The Gunslinger” by @StephenKing and lightning as ideograms across the sky

What’s diversity done for you? Given you “Master of None S2.” Wonderful stories from lives you might not have considered.

Thanks jabberwockeez for blessing this day.

Duane Reade no longer sells microwave popcorn. I guess it’s gone to that big date night in the sky to join Blockbuster video.

At the beginning of the week I asked stack overflow how to combine, and convert several files in Node.JS. Not a single answer.

Richmond, VA feels like Austin 1998. Young people in cool houses. I king to Fresh Market from yoga classes.

@ethanschoonover Rush’s “Presto:” Zork and D&D maps; later: Rifts and Illuminati.

As I aged her and Prince’s shadows have only grown longer.

RT @monkchips: arguably the most powerful tech company in the world hires engineers in their 60s. we should all learn from that

RT @CoryBooker: Please read this profound speech by Mayor of New Orleans, Mitch Landrieu re: the removal of confederate monuments. https://…

When Soundgarden ruled the air bands wrote and performed their songs. Virtually unthinkable in pop today. 1⁄2

Hearing Chris Cornell scream across a piano’s range in key is one of the highlights of my teens. #RIPChrisCornell

Some day I will be able to not eat an entire box of Mike & Ike’s in one sitting.

Ron-kón-kuh-ma

My dog is a New Yorker. “delivery” is a word that induces excited dancing and prancing.

The character arc Ep IV Special Ed really broke was Jabba. From avuncular investor negotiating %s to murderous gangster is inexplicable.

My skill in designing technical curriculum was best trained by Sierra game savepoints and cheating through choose your own adventure novels

“Max Headroom” was right about everything except the conduit. It was TCP/IP (wired/unwired), not coaxial cable.

@DanielMiessler I just drop to shell with Ctrl-z; reattach with fg.

RT @thomas_violence: i’ve tweeted about this before but Sugababes being a perfect example of the Ship of Theseus paradox is the most beauti…

“Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” is as if Zabar’s, “Broad City,” “Kimmy Schmidt,” and “Mad Men” had a Gilmore baby. Rachel Brosnahan is hilarious.

My favorite breakout performers of the last 2 years have both been Rachels: @Racheldoesstuff and @RachieBros. Fearless and funny.

Where music video touched high art. Colors done on film, pre photoshop, glory.

We all lose our in innocence in degrees, but the day one realizes the wooden cap on Cholula is merely decorative has a special tangy burn.

In Manhattan everyone is checking phones while they wait; in NOLA while waiting for dinner an absent-minded twerk broke out. #puritains

New Orleans: coffee with a side of Ginuwine. Guess the song.

RT @daisyowl: if you ever code something that “feels like a hack but it works,” just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricke…

So spiders kill prey for interrupting their train of thought.

Just remember, you don’t need the liberal arts. You know how to code!

Really, my dream is to think in Lisp and sleep peacefully at night.

Few shows have created characters such that a proper noun and a gerund could invoke such terror: “Omar strollin’.”

That special moment when you get the worst bloody nose you’ve had in years as the plane is taxiing out and you’re wearing a new shirt.

With all these displays of unity, decency, and piety, I wonder if converts will increase. Then we’ll see “Who’s a real American” get nasty

The poetry of David Berman on The Silver Jews’ “Natural Bridge” is sublime: it’s like Miltonian Judaism..20 years later.

Giving up on humanity. My M.O. is to make sure dogs inherit the Earth. Consider all of Trump’s decisions in that light.

Just for a moment let me remind you of something: we live in a world with rye toast and coffee.

Wrote JavaScript to extract my highlights and notes taken on my Kindle to a file. When you know how to code, life is better.

Bought the @KarenElson_ “Ghost who Walks” record just in time to be ready to get her next record. Definitely the optimal format for her.

RT @Lollardfish: GOP: Free speech is important you fucking lefty snowflakes! GOP: Science on the internet will be deleted and perpetrators…

Is there post apocalyptic Native American sci-fi? E.g. After rising waters and ruined industrial food chain First Nations know how to adapt?

You have been a key part of helping me and my fiancee keep sane these last few days w/ The Good Place. Everyone on this show is stellar.

I love #TheGoodPlace. The cast are all great. Smart writing, funny enacting of philosophy dilemmas. Fun.

I’ve dreamed of playing @Interpol’s TOTBL on vinyl in NYC on a rainy night for 15 years. Tonight. Now. It sounds amazing, it looks amazing.

Heard from @AlecBaldwin: New York is a river, LA is a lake; one, you let the street carry you, the other you gotta dig your oars in to go.

Love it so much. Kid is wearing a Miley shirt in front of a man whose demons could press tears from angels.

@questlove great interview with @AlecBaldwin on “Here’s the thing.” I would love a book of departure records with stories / gestalts!

We love the tree hallway in all seasons in Riverside park.

I got engaged to @escaping_mind which is cool….but I’m thinking maybe I should have married Trader Joe’s Jalapeño Pub Cheese instead.

1) Flout ethics in Congress 2) Leave the military as the only trustworthy institution 3) Add pro-military demagogue – Stop – #juntatime

Verifying myself: I am sgharms on Keybase.io. nYlm30iSnyBmzdDB_NxS39yUy3WSXU5Fv5wX /

I was going to marry her anyway, but she bought me “Purple Rain” on vinyl.

Couple behind me evaluated #LALALAND as “Terrible. Depressing.” I think they should visit dreamers or LA and re-view.

When your stepdad fixes your sisters air conditi ning with a Makita 18v, hair dryer, and profanity and saves a Texas Xmas by doing so.

Holy shit I’m in a smoking section in a restaurant.

RT @grossdm: For the 5,000th time, the problem isn’t liberal arts majors who don’t study STEM. It’s STEM majors who don’t study liberal art…

RT @maxgladstone: 1999, me: “Fight Club is a movie about challenges facing men in 20th c” Dad: “This movie is about how fascist movements g…

RT @Kasparov63: The point of modern propaganda isn’t only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annih…

Verifying myself: I am sgharms on Keybase.io. On8E7qswnY1pKixwBiI6612vyxAnU8tX-uTi /

Seen in subway: Ubiquitous beige totebag with the file path to a PSD printed on it instead of the contents. #metaartist

RT @sarahjeong: How many times a day do you ruminate on how unfit you are to scavenge for survival amid the ruins of civilization

Just in case I never write it down: Please play Cale’s “Big White Cloud” at my funeral.

LAX gates 31-34 is a proof of concept for bus terminals of the skies.

RT @pashulman: Look to how Berlusconi was defeated as a model for Trump. This is the smartest thing on politics I’ve read all week. https:/…

Is it just me or do you wish we could go back to a simpler time when our biggest fear was David S. Pumpkins?

RT @samesmail: Please tell me you’re seeing this too

Upper West Side is silent. Only motors and mechanical sounds.

First step in making america great again: Bringing back Google Reader, this time with yuuuge offline caching.

Because I could not stand idly by / At the end of decency / I stand here ‘gainst vile Trump / and the grabbing of pu-sy! #yellowroseoftx

RT @piersb: All operatives in this time period: 48 hours to Divergence. ENSURE YOU ARE IN THE CORRECT TIMELINE. WE CANNOT RETRIEVE YOU AFT…

Frat party, the morning after: plastic bowl w/leftover Ruffles shards & empty, dripping beer can in it. Soaked shards =~ my dogs’ farts odor

@evanrachelwood you are amazing in “Westworld.” The staggering girl we saw in “Seventeen” has grown more formidable and subtle.

Philosophy grad watching #Westworld : “Is this Gnostic allegory with Tarot esoteric tradition motifs?” #fb

BLOG: How I Pack:

“It’s hard to be sad to music that makes you want to Charleston” <3 @crazyxgfwriters

Kaopectate and Pepto Bismol both use the same active ingredient. So the PB Pink color was a … conscious marketing decision. #tmyk

RT @SammLevine: NBC cancels Conan, he gets $30m. They ax Billy Bush, he nets $10m. When they killed Freaks & Geeks all I got was an expired…

Is SF is where tech-Siddarthas are sent to encounter age, disease, death after living in their rich castles of “meritocracy.” 1/

GO TO HELL WEB PAGES WITH AUTO-PLAYING VIDEO WITH AUDIO ON.

My countrymen and women, let us now admit it: We need the bidet.

For anyone breaking / broken up with SF or the Bay Area recently I cannot recommend Kobek’s “I Hate the Internet” enough. Thanks @gtvrhs.

“I Hate the Internet” captures my response when some confused NY’er asks: “You left California to come h-h-h-here?” Yes. Would move again.

“Brain we’re flying back home in a few hours so let’s make the most?” “But what about these great book ideas I never told u about til now?”

OK seriously conservative apologists: it’s not the word “pussy,” it’s “grabbing” someone’s sexual parts without consent that’s offensive 1/n

Did I mention I got engaged to this lady 2 nights ago? In the function signature of my life there will be @escaping_mind #swiftlove

Biggest change since I was in France last is how quickly Parisians use English. Or my horrid French is so horrible they want me to STAHP.

In honor of Serge Gainsbourg: un bouteille Coca-Cola.

A+++++++ 10⁄0 would engage again. #jjabramslensflare ❤️😘@escaping_mind

Teaching mindfulness to kids in Paris, @erinmkidwell. Funny title! “calm and attentive…like a 🐸”

RT @JohnJHarwood: at some point, those who’ve spent years demonizing President Obama have to face the fact that he’s been a sterling exempl…

RT @wycats: I’m pretty scared of what will happen the first time someone runs on Trumpism who isn’t as fatally flawed as Trump.

RT @BreneBrown: To dismiss Trump’s comments as “guy talk” is an insult to good men and boys. This is what rape culture looks & sounds like.

Schneider und Hutter forever.

You know, homages to the 90’s are a thing now…but will no one revive the slinky beauty of the Suede family tree?

RT @Classlicity: People criticizing Clinton’s preparedness probably also don’t realize Hermione is the only reason Harry Potter survived 7…

RT @MissWhoeverUR: This election is a clear representation of what it’s like to be an overqualified woman who has to deal with an unqualifi…

We watched the first 4 episodes of @fleabag after hearing Phoebe on @dinnerpartydnld and its hilarious, bawdy, and fun.

Story about owning a black dog: a black child asks her parent whether white people love black dogs as much as they love white ones. 😭 1⁄2

A world where this message has infected a 7 year old child is a world where social justice is needed. How could I comfort that gap? 2⁄2

New blog post: “Mr Robot Season 2” and “The Prisoner” cc: @samesmail @pdev110

Public Service Announcement: Someone seems to have lost their fingerprint dusting powder on Riverside Drive. Notify police.

I found this hilarious show on Hulu called “Community.” Man this shit will play forever because it’s so funny and original right? Right?

WANTED: Art where anthropomorphized poodles perform jobs (e.g. cop), play sports in a pastel, graphic-ish 80’s health club style #serious

@samesmail I find there to be a lovely parallelism from “The Prisoner” to @whoismrrobot. It’s a brave move. Ready to “Fall Out.”

Bay Area puppy has a chew toy hedgehog named “Hetch Hedgie.”

My new Lamy Safari; next to my very old runner of Safari. Went metallic for a change of pace.

A man thanked Byron and I for not being racist and ignoring him. Fist bump, then: “We all come from the same source!” “Africa?” “No, ETs!” 😳

If “Moulin Rouge” is the price we had to pay to get #TheGetDown, it was worth it.

RT @lauren_n_roth: Determining the difference between “important” and “urgent” is an art honed only with experience.

Shout out to Troy and Gris who helped this guy out at @jetblue flight JFK to ORD this morning. You’re both legends.

Isn’t it odd that “graphic” and “drawn-out” don’t mean the same thing?

NYFD widows and children memorial packed with comrades, spouses, and teens who never knew their parent reminds us to #NeverForget.

RT @altclassic: “One day in Berlin, Eno came running in and said, ‘I have heard the sound of the future’ and put on ‘I Feel Love”-DB https:…

OMG #KuboMovie was so great. Just beautiful all around.

I wonder if the rise of fast recompile languages correlated to decline in thoughtful mental code-tracing and debugging.

RT @HistoricalPics: Salvador “I don’t do drugs I am drugs” Dalí painting The Face of War, 1941

Where is the deeply researched docudrama about what happened to Montel Jordan? Amid “Pulp Fiction” and 1995 ésprit he seemed assured glory.

Judging by mass incarceration rates, I wonder: “Will prisons become the melting pot we always believed our cities were?” #5446wasmynumber

@IBM staff CRRRRUUUSSSHHHHEEEED this morning. Swift in Linux more performant than Java and node. 👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻 #tryswiftnyc

Been a while since Big Blue seemed so relevant and edgy but with Watson, Swift extensions for web, Kitura. I say ¡WELCOME BACK! #tryswiftnyc

#tryswiftnyc feels like the conference that changed my life and put me on Ruby years ago. Swift is going to be huge by this feel.

RT @altclassic: 36 years ago today, #DavidBowie was at No.1 on the UK singles chart with ‘Ashes To Ashes’

RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Windows users with bash. Linux users with PowerShell. FreeBSD users with WiFi. It’s been a crazy year.

When you love actresses with dark under eye circles and aren’t sure if it’s ok to tell them that you love their circles. #takes12know1

Through the air I go into tomorrow. 🗽

New metric for hotels: can you hear tall men urinating in other rooms while lying in bed?

One might bemoan the state of diversity in techl, but today I saw a db table with a column of first names that included: “Ta-Nehisi”

I watched this video and tied a bow tie on my second attempt:

SF friends. I’m here in Soma for the next week. Love to hear what you’re up to

@dstfelix on @ForColoredNerds. Loosely quoted: “Wes Anderson is Tyler Perry for white people.” I died.

Genius @samesmail of #MrRobot tested audience’s implicit bias: 2 hijabi, boy named Mohammed playing with a passenger plane. Nervous? Why?

RT @catallman: RIP, Seymour Papert, who died today at 88. Co-invented the LOGO learning programming language

Turned off the AC’s. No fan running. Just the peace and quiet of sirens and 8.4 * 10**6 million people going about their lives.

Why Corporate America Is Leaving the Suburbs for the City (via @Pocket) cc:@convojito

I am in love with prose style and economy ofin Ch.1 of Thinking Recursively with Java by Eric Roberts

NYC Trifecta: Dude rich enough for a high rise apt. with a rain bath shower. With a window with blinds. That he leaves up, #dgaf-stylee.

Marni Nixon screen test: she kills in vibrato, pitch, tone and smiles at every phrase’s ending. When done, she smirks at the camera #ripboss

Love the John Carpenter style soundtrack to “Stranger Things.”

In #nyc summer, women’s fashion gains the options of “fancy short opened-back hospital gown” and “fancy shortened finger-painting smock.”

Quick way to test if you’re dead: Listen to @lissiemusic ’s “My Own Wild West.” Did you feel nothing? You are dead. Otherwise, yay.

If you say you’ll have time for diversity after you get things going, you’re assuming that you can reach success without a diverse team.

@RedVines how can it be that there are no results for within 10 miles of Manhattan?

If anyone knows where to get BLACK @RedVines in Manhattan let me know. NOT Twizzlers; NOT red red vines. Thought this city had everything.

@aviflombaum @SaraJChipps “Will I actually be writing pentameter if I get this job?” “No you’ll be shifting haiku by one syllable.” #broken

Blog: Big World and Small World: (How I understand Brexit and Trump)

My favorite movie about America? “The Godfather:” BONASERA: “I believe in America.”

In which Gilmore girls predicts me life arc: WOMAN: Dave, do you have your space pen? MAN: Do you have to ask?

Pullman on UK: cobwebbed, rotten, diseased and decaying mess of a patched-up, cobbled-together, bloated, corrupted, leaking stinking hulk

1⁄3 Idea: Londonexit: A Hansa-inspired free-trade city linked to Hansastad M’chester and EU country Scotland in a commonwealth 1⁄3

2⁄3: @paragkhanna wrote in Connectography, p. 75: “London props up England’s depreseed depopulated [pro-Leave] regions…liabilit[ies]”

3⁄3 As urban, globalized centers get tired of eye-rolling at their reactionary birthmother nation states, will they go global?

RT @SarahSoWitty: I think David Bowie was holding this world together a lot more than we ever comprehended.

New Blog Post: Study Latin to Become a Better Programmer:

Blog:JavaScript and Christology:

If there’s ever a homicidal mail carrier dogs are gonna be so “I told you so.”

I’ve lain with the Devil / Cursed God Above / Forsaken Heaven / To Bring You My Love – @PJHarveyUK still levels mountains 21 years later

Blog: Parag Khanna’s Connectography and Refactoring by Martin Fowler

So excited to see @TheCrucibleBway tomorrow!

At @TheCrucibleBway: I repeat: so excite.

Blog: Read Parag Khanna’s “Connectography.”

Her seduction of me was intense: a stare, licking of lips. I adjusted my jacket to find a blob of shallot cream cheese on my lapel. #nyclife

Just daydreamed while listening to “Don’t Give Up On Me” that @lissiemusic held a LissiePalooza in a field on her farm. Camping. Bees. <3

I’m struck by how closely Typescript resembles Swift. They are preparing to heal the Great Schism.

Amid these political times I wonder…what if parties funded partisans having children. “Love America, have another kid that votes!”

WHERE CAN I GET BLACK @RedVines IN NEW YORK CITY? #impossibletofind #foundagrailtho

Best perk of working from a Brooklyn Deli: The swingy bounce of Dion, the Shirelles, and Frankie Valli keeps the afternoon lag at bay. #NYC

C64 gamers: A game where you set up a maze and then place a ball. Hoping your placed walls, springs, etc. guide it to the end safely?

Nothing ruins the enjoyment of an Oreo quite like eating it with headphones in.

Since the last 20 years of “internet innovation” have been HTML-wrapped replacements of Unix tools, what’s the one for Usenet?

The cutie is the kwisatz haderach of fruit

Scifi told us humans would invent robots, indulge and become lazy. It never told us how humanity made it from everyone works to no one works

I shudder at #election 2016 recalling @Shteyngart:: “…an angry man risen and ready to punch, celebrated itself throughout the night.”

Frankly, I’m kinda glad so many people are leaving Twitter. It’s more targeted and digestible. Like it was when it started.

RT @tomgara: This is definitely the deepest and most metaphysical question posed by NYC subway ticket machines

What do you call my growling poodle lounging on the area rug? A barkalounger.

RT @NightValeRadio: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a cursed talisman must be in want of a hex re…

They NYC parenting topic of “not taking up the whole (fucking) sidewalk.”

How glorious is #NYC today? Windows open, breezes, chirping birds, barking dog, “HEY ASSHOLE YOU GONNA PULL OVER OR WHAT?”

@stevelosh Just came across your why I two-space post and I love it so much. cc/@DanielMiessler

My printer model number ends in “-DW” I secretly dream that it means “Deutsche Welt” and my printer delivers int’l news w/ a pleasant accent

RT @jay_gee: I’m too clever for false dichotomies like “get work done or relax?”. I wisely choose the third option, “do nothing but refuse …

RT @SICPQuotes: As far as anyone knows, mutability and delayed evaluation do not mix well in programming languages

@lisperati the Land of Lisp song has such a Camper Van Beethoven feel to it. In a good way. #takethelambdasbowling

@questlove we pay for medicine or we pay for food. Pave the way method and red!

RT @altclassic: Nick Cave & PJ Harvey

Fellow liberals: I saw 2 Dominican car service drivers agreeing that Trump is right, is going to get trash out. Our model needs updating.

@kelleydeal makes some beautiful textiles. Wow. Coder, guitarist, knitter, entrepreneur.

RT @claytoncubitt: Millennials mate when the female shyly extends her selfie stick into the charging port of the male’s drone, exchanging w…

New Blog Post: Review of “Super Sad True Love Story:”

What work of literature captures the post-9⁄11 era the best? I’ll contend de Lillo’s Underworld was the final coda to Cold War mentality

PARIS GELLER: [Asked “Is it raining?”] No, it’s national baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot. #GilmoreGirls

Umberto Eco, who introduced me to semiotics & hermeneutics, passes on. PARS EIUS SUPER ALTA PERENNIS ASTRA FERATUR

Has anyone (else) noticed the virulent expansion of the prefix “super-” these days? It’s super-everywhere. Is it an NYC thing? Feels larger

RT @altclassic: Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand” reimagined as a Dr. Seuss Book via @DrFaustusAU #NickCave

Like Mark Twain imagining a vacation so well he didn’t need to go, years of imagining Portal didn’t dampen the brilliance of the game.

What #NYC winter thinks of your #Valentines day plans

@damon was one of the forces that got me into Ruby, 6 years later I’m writing Ruby curriculum at @devbootcamp

Where are the black red vines in BK. Hell anywhere on Long Island

The one day I rent a car in NYC: snow morning!

What does this say about programming? @fractionalgames game “SOMA’s” biggest scare has been a puzzle where you resolve module dependencies

Only one drawback to bingeing “Gilmore Girls” during a blizzard: that theme song … Nice once a year but 6 times in a day…no.

Byron blizzard-poodle does not even care about a blizzard warning

KELLY BISHOP YOU ARE THE FLAWLESS QUEEN. Your voice, your expressions GREAT ACTOR.

RT @Blackamazon: If you are not ready to deal with #newyorkvalues you aren’t ready to govern a lemonade stand let alone this country

I started playing SOMA. I haven’t played games in years so now I’m scared about dying. Add a controller I don’t understand and i’m in panic.

The moment you hit PUBISH on a blog post your proof reading accuracy goes up 1000x. #internetfact

Millennials complain about “adulting” often, but I feel like I am “corporating” so well when I actually submit my expense report.

I’d like to say my #favoritebowie is “Heroes” but my heart’s dark clouds demand it be “Ashes to Ashes.”

RT @mariofusco: The purpose of abstraction is not to be vague, but to create a new semantic level in which one can be absolutely precise …

Re-watching S1 “Gilmore girls” with @lauren_n_roth and it holds up. Still sweet, touching, funny. ❤️

RT @kerrizor: Of all the technical skills I possess, “Reading the error” is one I’ve never regretted maxing out on.

Lucky typo or next million dollar startup: KinkedIn?

When I visit @amazon with my VPN on I get asked whether I which Chinese experience I want. Using @digitalocean + OpenVPN. What is this?

Decided I felt really New Yorker when at some rando discount store in Brooklyn “The Tide is High” by Blondie came on and I sang with relish.

Many of us use an editor that doesn’t charge, but isn’t “free.” Why not start off the year right by paying for your editor?

If entering a federal building with munitions doesn’t get a white person labelled a terrorist what does? #AskingForAFriend

I finally installed Steam and Portal and SOMA on my Mac. What game controller do I use?

According to comics artists @Grimezsz is Jem.

@awkwafina What happened in your S1 Lil’ Debbie tawk? Was she just so intense you could only edit a gibbering, baffled 1 minute?

Yep. Still not regretting switching to @TMobile

Moved to @TMobile for Christmas: a provider that treats and adult nerd like one: it’s all just data. So far so good.

@awkwafina discovered yellow ranger on vice. You’re so awesome and rep BK so well: “90 mins later waitin’ for the g train”. #getitin2016

RT @SICPQuotes: The complexity of imperative programs becomes even worse if we consider applications in which several processes execute con…

RT @yukihiro_matz: Ruby was released 1995-12-21, so 20 years have passed.

First time ever to Chicago. Views; and all that jazz.

The more I think about it the more true “Super Sad True Love Story” is. And that is sad. It’s a book that lingers with you.

Hating on the perfidious Mr. Wickham as a service.

Whence pro-Trump rage? Maybe seeing liberal metros becoming more powerful, populated, prosperous, influential from Reagan tax policy?

@Racheldoesstuff Congratulation on the Golden Globe nom!

@stevelosh My dad showing me RPN was a moment that set up my tech career. Fascinating to encounter these moments in tangible history.

Can we start seriously discussing @BillGates running for president yet?

Tonight at grand army plaza there was a Hanukkah celebration with an shredder guitar player riffing on tunes in the key of d-menorah.

He was shredding like he was making latkes: fat and chunky

No more Hanukkah tweets. #blessed I live in a country that has such a positive history with transcending bias and letting refugees in

@EAT24 for indian food because @azizansari ’s dad asking about papadum in #masterofnone got me jonesing hard. I <3 Papa Ansari: So funny!

Speaking of #MasterOfNone: I think it may be the first really great work of “millennial” television. Nothing but respect for the beauty.

I’m going to mull wine, drink it, eat indian food, watch #masterofnone, knit, drink theraflu, snuggle my poodle. Hi haters.

RT @rauschma: Apple’s @SwiftLang is now open source, on GitHub:

@jcsalterego Leroy Jenkins IKEA life hack: always leave with sweet rolls and coffee and you’re always a winner

Headed to Ruby Tuesday for Thanksgiving detox. NEED SALAD.

The film “Brooklyn” is wonderful.

@Theangelreda “Chicago” last night was a revelation. Your performance was all sorts of fierce. Not normally my word choice but Day-um!

The narrator of Weezer’s “No One Else” is a possessive misogynist. He needs therapy.

RT @cortronic: [best Billy Idol voice] It’s a nice day for a… light sweater WHOA… It’s a nice day for a… CARDIGAAAAAN

Man, Billy Joel’s “The Stranger” must have sounded great on vinyl.

That part after watching #CrazyExGirlfriend where you find the explicit version of a song and love It even more.

Is #CrazyExGirlfriend character Mrs Hernandez actually an angel who only serves to guide you to your better nature? I think yes.

One of the best things about life in #NYC is the relatively high probability you’ll hear Miles Davis.

1 year Gothamversary with @lauren_n_roth

We await something that will unite mankind and transcend race, nation, and religion. We need PS4 multiplayer online Katamari Damacy.

@lauren_n_roth notes in “Flashdance” the welder who works out 3x daily, bikes P’burgh is suddenly weak when assaulted by a skinny tough.

Polite warning. Only 2 weeks til Christmas @sheandhim hits steady rotation. ❤️ @ZooeyDeschanel and @mwardtweeting

Worried about a candidate on an entertainment show? Recall how well that worked for sax-candidate Bill Clinton on “Arsenio.” #oshit

I love the songs on #CrazyExGirlfriend in explicit form … but also think that the TV-appropriate have an adorable, charming cleverness.

“Women’s bodies are not entertainment.” Next to an ad for a show where a woman’s body IS LITERALLY the plot.

@CW_CrazyXGF is the first show I’ve watched on @CW_network since “Gilmore Girls.” It’s hilarious and @Racheldoesstuff is so talented.

Visiting #fsociety

@NekoCase in part based on you, we spent last 5 days camping in Vermont and reveling in its beauty. Lovely pics you’re posting.

Ok this time the break up is real: Brie and I are over. #lactaid

RT @CoolBoxArt: Frog Bog / Intellivision / Mattel / 1982

Momentary flash of horror. Is my AOL IM ID still active?

RT @yaboybillnye: if a spider in your room dont freak out. That dude just wants to help u kill flies, keep u company, talk about girls etc …

Listening to Peart on “YYZ” I realize what it is I’ve loved about my favorite Rush music: they’re soundtracks.

It is a tough life to be a vegetarian who doesn’t care for cucumber.

I think #NYC has entered a new season I’ve never experienced before: “Late Summer.”

#Vim users love movies like “The Matrix” & “Dark City” because they believe that separate realities can be overlain by a single buttonpress.

BLOG: Book Review: “Cataloging the World” by Alex Wright:

Why I code: “in the practice…we obtain special opportunities to perceive uniformity amidst variety and…conceive ideas of beauty” J.W.McA

Blog: Ziegfeld’s Midnight Frolic Birthday Dinner:

When will the dudes with Muslim oils and incense return to Wall Street? #nyc

Side effect of reading #readyplayerone: re listening to remastered 2112

@MTV advances the culture AND NOW the aesthetic of @Shteyngart ’s Super sad true love story. Candy and fuckability

I was not born to the Northeast, but deep in my nucleotides a persistent whisper keeps telling me that summer has entered its final act.

@linkblaine: “You got your fountain pen repaired in the same amount of time it took me to eat lunch?” Yes. #onlyinnyc #dbclife

The Trump candidacy reminds me of the fun ha-ha spirit of the Schwarzenegger bid for CA gov. We pulled Brown out of retirement after.

If LA always felt like a Cramps song then I’d think about moving there.

RT @altclassic: On this day in 1994, Portishead released their excellent debut album “Dummy”

The awkward moment when you’re doing genealogy research and you come across the noun “octoroon.” #genealogy

RT @altclassic: This day in ‘02, Interpol released their debut “Turn On the Bright Lights” directly influenced by the post-punk scene http:…

@antiheroine I knew I’d crossed some “Wonder Years” threshold when I asked for the salad bar at Ruby Tuesday’s.

For all who do genealogy research the loss of the 1890 census marks a baffling and frustrating but loss. #backupyopunchcards

BLOG: An Analysis of House of Leaves Part IV: Escaping:

Good birthday party day: party, tightened my iptable rules, added VPN certs. Good day

BLOG: An Analysis of House of Leaves Part II: Mark’s Allegory:

The piano on “Lady Stardust” is magical: a perfect thing. The phrasing on the vocals, sublime. ❤️ @DavidBowieReal 🌠👱🏻

NEW BLOG POST: finding the message of “House of Leaves”:

BLOG: An Analysis of House of Leaves Part II: Poe’s “Haunted”

For my birthday I would like to have a full night’s sleep without Benadryl.

Things I love: ssh-agent(1)

NEW BLOG POST: Latin-based Easter Eggs in Mark Z. Daneilewski’s “House of Leaves.”

They’re screening “Heathers” @brooklynpublic: “Lick It UP!” #coolestlibraryever

RT @somelaniesaid: You don’t have to learn how to code, but you do need to know when you’re draining the life force out of your developers.

At the #NightlyShow. So excite

@lissiemusic oh yes! Your ass kicking show inspired my girlfriend to pick a fight with attendees who wouldn’t shut up during the show. ❤️U!

RT @MarkAgee: STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in t…

RT @mxngyn: Wrote some tips on the post-bootcamp job hunt. Hoping @devbootcamp grads will find it helpful :)

Waking to a thunderstorm and downpour. Not since I left Texas.

Never understood @FreePeople when I was in SF, but after 1 New York summer I totally get it. cc:@MissMauriss

On Wall Street today I saw a clear garbage bag full of pudding. Wait, that /was/ pudding, right?

S/O to mah peeps who get cripplingly depressed on holidays because they judge their holidays’ recollection against impossible narratives.

RT @usedwigs: Hi, I’m your waiter Jeff, let me tell you about The Specials. The Specials are an English 2 Tone ska revival band from Covent…

@marthakelly Alan Kay on the origins of small talk. Friendly. Relevant. 30 years of time travel.

Killing flies while chanting imprecations against them in Latin. Quaeris mortem?

RT @azizshamim: OH: SF tech culture is focused on solving one problem: What is my mother no longer doing for me?

RT @BabyAnimaI: Baby elephants throw themselves into the mud when they get upset

I LOVE “Girls Like You” by @TNAF SO VERY VERY MUCH - STILL!

I am so frustrated with trying to build iOS apps. Photocopies of ID, laggy replies, accepted agreements not seen by Xcode, etc. #hamstrung

RT @BKLYNlibrary: If you think #Bloomsday is totally played out, may we suggest #Dalloday?

I found a great map in an online collection that I want to frame. How do I make it a pretty on-paper artifact?

The Brooklyn central library: doing nothing to discourage the Masonic / Thelemic conspiracy theory.

@tomdale I miss adventure gaming SO VERY MUCH. “Monkey Island” was the doula to the birth of my sense of humor.

Kids in the @BKLYNlibrary lab were using a 3D printer. Yes friends, their future STARTS with “artifacts can be coded and fab’d in an hour.”

Romper rules all I see around me. #NYC #summer

Given the success of #MadMaxFuryRoad and “Dark Knight Rises,” I may never understand another line of Tom Hardy dialog ever again.

Playing Metroid now would be much better since I could snap a phone pic of the save codes.

@debbiemadden200 is a ferocious and fearless leader. He wisdom about leadership is still echoing in the earholes of my memory.

NYC is glorious today.

Time for some #realtalk #vim users: we all have a file in our home directory called :w.

The feeling when you get your @VirginAmerica notification for a flight tmw when you THOUGHT you were flying Wed. $150 goof on my part :(

I love new york concerts. I hate new york concerts.

Sighted in Prospect Park: shorts (not on runners)

Took a half day off for a dentist, a pint, a slice of pizza, a beautiful Spring stroll Park Slope and research into the bio of Dr. Doom.

As we consider our next President I am more drawn to the story of Dr. Viktor von Doom: a paternalistic absolutist we can believe in.

#NYC Spring weather today is Phil Collins: no jacket required.

Destructive dog is destructive.

RT @sarahmei: Beginners don’t have intentions. They’re searching for the dev equivalent of shelter & food. Intentions are way further up th…

Byron seems to not be a fan of Bertrand Russell. Or of me remembering my BA.

RT @raorao_: Finally finished Refactoring: Ruby Edition. Mind === blown.

Worst name for a hot dog stand ever: “Herr Wiener.” #wurstnameever

@kurt_loder has always given me great advice: from weeks in rock to yesterday’s NYC snow melting into bluebirds today. #firstnycwinter

While I liked “Birdman,” wasn’t it 8 1⁄2 for actors?

RT @KentBeck: beauty is the engineer’s sixth sense

There are 3 kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and OSX installer bars.

Definitely need to go see “A girl walks home alone at night.”

Good morning from Park Slope!

What if the Oddyssey is the story of Ulysses’ 10-year voyage of trying to come to terms with his PTSD?

Beautiful flakes in Manhattan. Fuck that winter mix noise.

TIL: “Glee” is still on.

Anonymous Park Slope poetess (9 years old): Love the snow! Play in it! Have fun! “

Once there was a place called South Park Meadows. A guy called Gordon sang there. #atx

New Blog Post: “Streams and the Soul of the Machine:”

RT @codeinthehole: Desirable developer skills: 1 Ability to ignore new tools and technologies 2 Taste for simplicity 3 Good code deletion…

I’m surprised by how comfortable I am with life below 32 degrees.

Jeff Duntemann’s book on assembly is lucid and funny including jussive orders for other authors on the topic to be hanged.

RT @thelaurengraham: My friend Ed Herrmann was the kindest, classiest, most talented man. It was an honor and a joy to know him, a devastat…

More buddy comedy from bill hader and Kristin wiig

RT @bcantrill: “I have moved to Vermont, and will deal with no unit of time shorter than a season.”

Just completed a 3.70 mi run - First run with Byron as my copilot. Not the most constant of partners … #RunKeeper

It is almost 2015. Yosemite has been 2 minutes from being done installing for the last hour.

With heavy beard I am being offered all the mitzvahs.

#capcom released super puzzle fighter for iOS. Joystick and buttons is faster than touch.

Why Latin prepares you for a career in programming, writing, or flat-out thinking: a steady method for debugging:

What would you call a store where Fresh Direct trucks stocked the shelves and you could go there and buy stuff without a web as middleman?

Meatloaf, meatloaf; double-beetloaf, I hate meatloaf.

In an office on Wall Street on the 15th floor. Why this, @ATT?

Found my people: bought drill bits, found books on Ottoman Empire and objective C in the sidewalk, now donuts & home. #bklynlyfe

To be fair to the original book, it’s kinda cool that on the overhead slide spells BARBIE in Binary. #FeministHackerBarbie #JusSaying

“Hey we need a different cable modem.” I guess we have to pick one up tomorrow? No, 24 hour Best Buy because New York

What hell of a neighborhood have I moved to where they leave this around for children to find? #vim4eva

Byron Lauren and I are safe in New York City.

Where have you been!?!? #theraflu

Sold my car. Farewell silver steed. Now anti car grandstanding: “Ugh. Cars! Why!!!!!??????”

When I left CA for the third time.

Petco was playing Christmas music today. 11/14/2014. Christmas. Music.

2000CE EMERYVILLE scene: homeless piloting carts past liquor stores / check cashing; 2014: Range Rover piloting kids to guitar lessons #bye

RT @MarinasDiamonds: “FROOT” Video

I love super puzzle fighter but it sucks so bad on a touch device.

@qrush I’m soon to be a New Yorker and I eagerly look forward to visiting your Buffalo…but am very scared of Lake Effect!

@qrush @jamesgolick spoiled by NorCal nature and beauty, and with a dog, NYS beckons.

@MarinasDiamonds writes another killer hook that you can’t shake: “I’ve been saving all my summers for you, like #FROOT.”

My first taste of Yankee Hell: Sitting on hold with ConEd for 29 minutes.

The surprising / fascinating part of #DearWhitePeople was that racism is shown as an effect of and accelerator unto capitalist exploitation.

Been living in the bay area now for 10+ years, but I’m going to drop my cool messenger bag pretense: I’m bringin’ JanSport back.

If I had any artistic talent I would paint 80’s era vintage pastel watercolors of poodles playing racquet sports.

@wbruce @chadfowler I don’t want a work culture full of Randian sociopaths who can Scala hard bro, nor the inverse. Need more data eg this.

@wbruce @chadfowler OMG a “spinal tap” mockumentary of tech conferences. Dude in a T-shirt yelling “Scala hard bro.”

@erinmkidwell See you soon!

holy shit. Do you guys remember longboxes?

My puppy is so soft post-grooming I might go insane from how SOFT AND FUZZY HE IS.

Why is it everyone is super awesome right before you decide to leave a place? Or is it prenostalgia messing with me?

Learn to use a sliderule #BucketList

Twitter: help me solve a book cover design mystery:

Last week while in Brooklyn, we watched “Manhattan.” ‘Twas a very @ChronSnob moment.

Ada was a lovely writer:

The age of isolation: part of why NYC for us:

RT @ntlk: “I’m afraid of the angry privileged white man protecting what he does have”

Trying to memorize CVV codes and numbers on a new credit card? Visit manhattan for maximum memory engraving.

On a day where silencers of women may have felt a victory, I watched @lakebell ’s #inaworld to remember where the war will end.

At at a grand party Friday night, it closesd with “Empire state of mind.” Today LAX ➡️ JFK

wore a bow time for the first time…definitely less of a force choke feeling. may try again.

So, we’re moving to New York City:

In my building in SF, someone has the SSID: I can hear you pooping

Things that surprise me I say in 2014: “Can I call you back on Skype, this mobile phone’s connection is bad.”

In my 10 year old laptop bag I now put my chromebook in the “papers” section and a book in the “laptop” section. Tempora mutant omnia.

Who designed this famous and haunting cover of Camus’ “The Stranger?” #peoplewithhats #art #bookcovers

I finished Max Frisch’s “Man in Holocene” today. I read all German-language literature in Werner Herzog’s voice. cc/@emkidwell

@Matt16749 Bookish “good” girl has trouble reconciling the erotic / primal vs. agape / nurturing. #taleasoldastime morality tale

If you’re a programmer or are thinking about becoming one, I’d recommend reading Ann Lamott’s “Bird by Bird.”

Ain’t gon’ lie: spent the whole day watching “Clone Wars” and OD-ing on Wookieepedia. #yolo #noregrets

@Strabd I kept thinking s/writing/programming/g. But can this meta-idea be taught or must it be realized and then seen in rearview? TBD.

Public barber during a heat wave has an open door blaring Lucinda Williams. Swear I was back in ATX.

RT @antiheroine: Parents should always tell the truth to their children. Except when children ask how many Indiana Jones movies there are. …

RT @LoveAt1stByte: .@courteneyervin “somewhere in the ocean of #developer sweat, there’s a sea of developer tears” #FOCUS100

@mxngyn @devbootcamp it will only change your life: it’s important to set realistic expectations. 😉

Our 7-mo-old puppy woke us up this morning, nervous. He had never seen the thing happening outside before: rain. #CaliforniaDrought

How much do I love @EJECTA ’s Dominae.

RT @GloriaFallon123: Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join Tinder and see what a nightmare single people hav…

RT @KentBeck: tough transition for senior engineers when they can no longer emulate someone else. they have to rely on themselves for furth…

@arikgadye continual denigration if humanities by developers has lead to programmers who can’t communicate in English.

How can I cross San Francisco traffic like that? Son, I grew up dodging podooboo in 7–4 #supermariolifeskills

@SashaLaundy I love unix history

For everyone wondering “why a watch?” They allow you to find out the time without looking like a bored, insensitive tool v. phone-as-watch

Kate Bush is amazing:

Good media news day: “Gilmore Girls” headed to Netflix

while i’m not in his target demographic, i think gerard way’s solo stuff is sounding great.

Why do men ignore my girlfriend and talk only to me when we’re in public?

If I could live in the Los Angeles evoked by @jennylewis songs, I would consider living in Los Angeles. #thevoyager

It is a total gift that the breed of my dog has an emoji.

Wilco: Yahkee Hotel Foxtrot: Did you forget this exists? You’re welcome.

Darth Bane would have been a great C programmer: in functions only two parameters are active for maximal effectiveness.

OH: “managing ruby dependencies is easy.” Never confuse “easy” with your luck of meeting ruby after @qrush and @wycats et al. did.

For when you’ miss New Orleans ♫ Good Time Blues (An Outlaw’s Lament) – Hurray For The Riff Raff #NowPlaying

I loved the costume for Ronan in #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy: shades of twilight princess, judge from The Wall, english law, etc. bravo.

The eternally amazing view of SF downtown in summer from Twin Peaks.

A town of 800K people. @Safeway at Potrero hill on Sunday night says: “4 cashiers should work. #yolo” Lines to back of store.

@respektor Regina, you’re a really special butterfly.

First I ever heard of “Boll Weevil” was White Stripes singing it in Berkeley. Better to hear Leadbelly sing it with…

@Strabd Don’t know if you’re really into glam but I <3 T.Rex’s “The Slider” just as much.

Every now and again…it re-dawns on me. Holy shit, @DavidBowieReal happened. How much do I love Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust…

@kansaichris @nelstrom saw Keith Richards say that he was always discovering something new about this (a guitar)- good tools are like that.

RT @MarkAgee: THE YEAR IS 2016. FACEBOOK DOWN FOR TWO YEARS NOW. AMERICA’S NEW MOMS ROAM THE STREETS. IS MY BABY PRETTY? THEY SAY. PLEASE L…

@seriouspony Also: As someone who is kemed from time to time Harms -> Hams.

This talk from Rich Hickey is one of the most wonderful pieces of philosophy I have ever seen: see also: #LucyMovie

My dog is fluffier than Harry Hamlin’s fluffy 80’s chest hair.

Byron hears “Purple Rain” for the first time.

Man, it’s been a while since I snowboarded so it’s been a while since I heard “Surfing with the Alien.” Staggering since 1987.

Definitely ready for ES6. Such destructure. So elegant. Wow scope.

RT @ejfinneran: Silicon Valley is so disruptive that they’ve taken a job that can be done from anywhere with Internet and produced a land c…

@codepo8 reminded me of how much i loved games like “Ultimate Wizard” where it shipped with a level editor where you could share new levels

New term to describe the coders I try to coach @devbootcamp students into not becoming: “full-stack-overflow developer” © @codepo8

Old Rails project git blame: 2010-07-25 04:07:22 -0700 1) source :gemcutter cc/@qrush

RT @rubygems: latinirb (1.0.1): This gem takes initial data describing a LatinVerb and allows this is be instantiated into an IRB…

This “math required to be programmer” has another vector: my dad thought programmers never talked to people, holed up in closets. #wewish ;)

@hoganhere @NekoCase @lauraveirs @GregOakes73 OMG. Neko, Kelly, and Laura on a stage? Name the place and I will bend spacetime to be there.

Drawback to work at @devbootcamp: learning how amazing our students are and knowing that I can only work closely with but a subset.

@Quacky @garannm recalls Ben Franklin’s copyedit of a friend hat making sign.

The @PaperMate Flair M is the greatest felt-tip pen ever

One of the best things about working @devbootcamp is that I meet so many wonderful people from amazing places: accents, history, stories.

In the parka, the fluffy parka, the Byron sleeps tonight. Weemo-weh (2x)

RT @mittie: Here is a “find the differences” puzzle “@dannolan:

Byron joined me for a nap.

@karlthefog heard there are fireworks tonight, so he gets a good seat early. Says: “Oh am I blocking your view?”