Diabolical Plan

  1. The greatest “Tonight Show” presenter ever was Johnny Carson The Swami
  2. Conan gets the axe because NBC sucks and he will go somewhere else
  3. Jay has ruined audience goodwill and “The Tonight Show” will fail spectacularly
  4. Jimmy Fallon will have a “tragic accident”
  5. Carson Daly will be left the lone man standing

Carson

Check and Mate, sir

Proof

They’re both named “Carson” for a reason.

2 Responses to “Tonight Show Shakeout: Prognostications”

  1. the social bobcat Says:

    i fear the prospect that NBC will clutch the intellectual property of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and others greedily to its chest and not let him use those items on a different network

  2. steven Says:

    I think that Conan will probably do the right thing here and will be willing to sacrifice them for the sake of making sure his staff don’t get totally screwed.

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