A person walks in and uses the bathroom. They then….
- Walk out:
Very gross - Run hand under water ( no soap ) and walk out:
Hypocritical gross: you knew you were gross but made a gesture to appear socially less disgusting. - Wash your hands with soap and walk out with hands wet
Not gross, just a bit sloppy - Wash your hands with soap, dry with a ton of towels
Not green, not gross - Wash your hands with soap, use only one towel
Green, not gross - Wash your hands with soap, dry with 2 towels
Not green, not gross, Joe Average ® - Wash your hands before using bathroom, use bathroom, wash hands afterwards
A bit obsessive, but OK. - Wash your hands before using bathroom, take extra towel, use bathroom, flush with toted towel, wash hands afterwards
You are clean, man, but you might want to look into OCD medication - Wash your hands before using bathroom, take extra towel, use bathroom, flush with toted towel, wash hands afterwards, dry off countertop and all other countertops
You are clean, man, but you might want to look into OCD, and you have a great prospect in the custodial service industry.
Proving yet again the line between ‘decent’ behavior and ‘live in the now, man’.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
i never considered the toted towel; what happened to the old ‘flush with your elbow’ or ‘flush with your foot’ techniques?
June 20th, 2008 at 12:22 am
I use the Loo
Wash my hands
1 towel, never even bother with the cold air blower
Then grab a second towel open the door with it
(because of all those grossers that don’t wash their hands then germify the door handle)
If I am lucky there is a waste bin on the far wall. the 2nd towel goes in there whilst I hold the door with my foot.
Otherwise sometimes I have to do a Michael Jordan with that second towel.
When they do not have towels, neither is the door one that cannot be opened without hands I am NOT happy.