Millions of dollars each year are spent figuring out how best to position a product within the aisles of a grocery store. For the pleasure of having a rickety cardboard kiosk set up on the corner a company will pay a premium to the store owner, or, in to the drug store chain that Lauren and I were patronizing this afternoon.
Now, as I walked past this kiosk I thought to myself: “This name is horrible, how can I improve this?”.
And then the answer became clear….
I be up in yr W4lGr33nZ, alterin all yr ki0sk lol


May 29th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Umm, red label means they’ll taste worse than the baby stuff.
just wanted to breathe a little …. (was not dissappointed !)
take cares
-h
June 5th, 2007 at 9:43 am
Just realized that was just totally gay;
which is not bad or anything, just not true to myself…
what I meant was, how it tastes, I mean the taste left on ones mouth, after…
umm, there’s no way to save this;
um, I’m bailing.
See ya.
-h
June 5th, 2007 at 9:48 am
Hector,
You’re infusing my comments with a strange psycho-sexual subtext, very Borges-like.
June 5th, 2007 at 11:41 am
infused, nice word selection! The big B, I’m flattered.
Yeah, your original post is like that:
…Hope my little swimmer does’t swim with lifesaver’s breaking on them while swimming, or else I’ll be buying real little swimmers, whilst swimming deep….
yea, i’ll move on now. I’m making too mucho of this. Guess I had a good laugh when I saw your “solution”. Take care steven swimmer.
-h