Millions of dollars each year are spent figuring out how best to position a product within the aisles of a grocery store. For the pleasure of having a rickety cardboard kiosk set up on the corner a company will pay a premium to the store owner, or, in to the drug store chain that Lauren and I were patronizing this afternoon.
Now, as I walked past this kiosk I thought to myself: “This name is horrible, how can I improve this?”.
And then the answer became clear….
I be up in yr W4lGr33nZ, alterin all yr ki0sk lol


Umm, red label means they’ll taste worse than the baby stuff.
just wanted to breathe a little …. (was not dissappointed !)
take cares
-h
Just realized that was just totally gay;
which is not bad or anything, just not true to myself…
what I meant was, how it tastes, I mean the taste left on ones mouth, after…
umm, there’s no way to save this;
um, I’m bailing.
See ya.
-h
Hector,
You’re infusing my comments with a strange psycho-sexual subtext, very Borges-like.
infused, nice word selection! The big B, I’m flattered.
Yeah, your original post is like that:
…Hope my little swimmer does’t swim with lifesaver’s breaking on them while swimming, or else I’ll be buying real little swimmers, whilst swimming deep….
yea, i’ll move on now. I’m making too mucho of this. Guess I had a good laugh when I saw your “solution”. Take care steven swimmer.
-h