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Really, really he’s gone now

Cruise, a devoted follower of the bizarre Church of Scientology, said: “I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases”I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, uninformed masses.

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One Response to “Really, really he’s gone now”

  1. person Says:
    August 31st, 2005 at 8:55 am

    Desperate plea for relevence? I guess if you’re Tom Cruise, the stereotypical midlife crisis stuff is too similar to the rest of your life to make an impression…