When i bent over to put socks on this morning i felt my back crack and become itchy and I realized my skin was dry.

In my days before habitating with my female I think I would have gotten dressed and gone to work.

This morning I went into her bathroom and asked if she could use that funny stuff that makes my back gloppy (Logh-shun i think it’s called) that makes me not itchy.

Yay.

2 Responses to “My girlfriend is great because…”

  1. person Says:

    It really is the little things, isn’t it? I used to have this theory that the natural state of humanity was sleep, and the function of waking time was to produce the environment necessary for us to sleep safely and contentedly. Perhaps the function of most of our time is to wrestle away the things that might keep us from enjoying the ministrations of our loved ones.

  2. Steven G. Harms Says:

    Yes indeed, and she ministrates oh so well :-D