stevengharms

“Waking up with the King” from Burger King.

Some plastic headed monarch is on the other side of the bed when I wake up? HELL NO. That’s almost as bad as the Charmin scat bear ads.

I hate the Charmin bear ads. I mean, there’s a famous joke about bears and their necessity in the woods, and I think that this commercial is attempting to trade on that ….

But … But … Ugh! It’s freaking disgusting

“Don’t squeeze the Charmin” - Yes I’d prefer that by a mile. A trade of goods and commerce from the inventory stocking gentleman.

But relieved ursae? Yeaaach!

Imagining a bear needing toilet paper, if you’re lucky, merely gets dismissed as an absurdity and the mind rejects it. But if your mind lets it go past then — as I said before

It’s freaking disgusting!

Theocracy sucks because men doing things in the name of God always ends up messed up.

Keep church and state separate.

While I love Swedish rock bands, I do not like the Hives.

It’s just too much of a winking send up of the Rolling Stones in the late 70s / early 80s, too much mugging for the camera, too much focus on the outfits.

I don’t like the late nite MTV ads with the skinny white guy dancing, struggling in a sweater, cavorting on a running track, or using gum to anchor his drink. I hate ads that are designed to annoy.

That’s all.