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The Washing Your Hands in the Bathroom Gross Scale

A person walks in and uses the bathroom. They then….

  1. Walk out:

Very gross 2. Run hand under water ( no soap ) and walk out:

Hypocritical gross: you knew you were gross but made a gesture to appear socially less disgusting.
3. Wash your hands with soap and walk out with hands wet

Not gross, just a bit sloppy 3. Wash your hands with soap, dry with a ton of towels

Not green, not gross 4. Wash your hands with soap, use only one towel

Green, not gross 5. Wash your hands with soap, dry with 2 towels

Not green, not gross, Joe Average ® 6. Wash your hands before using bathroom, use bathroom, wash hands afterwards

A bit obsessive, but OK. 7. Wash your hands before using bathroom, take extra towel, use bathroom, flush with toted towel, wash hands afterwards

You are clean, man, but you might want to look into OCD medication 7. Wash your hands before using bathroom, take extra towel, use bathroom, flush with toted towel, wash hands afterwards, dry off countertop and all other countertops

You are clean, man, but you might want to look into OCD, and you have a great prospect in the custodial service industry.

Proving yet again the line between ‘decent’ behavior and ‘live in the now, man’.

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