At my megacorp we now have Crystal Light in the breakroom. These ‘single use’ crystal packs are to be added to bottled water ( boo bottled water! ) so that instead of having another bullet of brown sludge you can have a nice lemonade.
I, for one, welcome this change.
In that spirit, I provide an advertiser’s wet dream by repeating this mantra:
“I believe in crystal light / I believe in me.”