Girl with pixie cut and fashionable clothes: “[incredusously] What is this?!”

Apple Store guy with arm tattoos, fauxhawk, and scragglebeard: “[incredulously] It’s a release party for the latest Mac operating system!”

I hoped they would have exchanged phone numbers and / or DNA at that moment. His fashion sense brought to its zenith, her awareness of finer points of computing. It would have been a victory for the natural selection camp.