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Ashlee Simpson, Outed as Lip-syncist

Why’d you have to lipsync your SNL appearance?

And why didn’t your band ad-lib, start over?

You’ve been outed as a Milli-Vanilli.

The Train Wreck.

At the end she blamed the band. Classy. I guess that’s why they kept on playing instead of helping you.


Update: Worse yet, maybe they were afraid you’d start – “dancing” again?