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Diets…and Le Vin

Most diets forbid you to drink alcohol (whiskey and rye and grape and vodka, tequila and gin, all my friends). As a result, if you decide you need to drink that last quarter bottle of wine before you go on vacation, and you drink it, you will get seriously crunked up.

My teetotaling sister is going to be able to see me under the table in Europa.

:: chagrinned ::