Reason 7. Chuck is a republican. Johnny was close with every president except for GWB. It was said he just didn’t trust that son of a bitch. When Johnny didn’t trust someone, you just knew something foul was going on.
Reason 8. Johnny was invited to play the at White House in 1972 for Richard Nixon. He was given a list of politically correct songs to sing. He instead metaphorically threw up his middle finger at the establishment, in true ShoutWire fashion, and sang a set full of left leaning, politically charged tunes. Chuck Norris has never told the president to fuck off in his own house.
Archive for September, 2006
The man in black for president
Friday, September 8th, 2006Five years later…
Friday, September 8th, 2006Why waste money in further terror strikes when the victims terrorize themselves far worse than you could ever do.
Your cost? 1 VHS tape and postage to Al-Jazeera.
Arguments about politics
Thursday, September 7th, 2006I once argued with people who said there was a 9/11 and Iraq link.
I argued until my carpals ached. Here, in direct quotes, Mark Fiore shares with you:
Is the war on terror over, barring a much bigger can of worms?
Thursday, September 7th, 2006Pakistan announces arrangement with Taliban in Waziristan.
So, let’s see. The Taliban was in Afghanistan. We went in (rightly) and destroyed their infrastructure, we then let Osama and the other bastards escape ( so it is thought ) to Waziristan, Pakistan.
Pakistan is a sovreign nation-state whom we will not invade ( not to mention, they’ve got a couple dozen atomic weapons ).
So….uhm, that’s it?
Oh the difference a percent makes
Tuesday, September 5th, 2006In his heralded new book, “The One Percent Doctrine,” Ron Suskind writes that Vice President Dick Cheney forcefully stated that the war on terror empowered the Bush administration to act without the need for evidence or extensive analysis.
Suskind describes the Cheney doctrine as follows: “Even if there’s just a 1 percent chance of the unimaginable coming due, act as if it is a certainty. It’s not about ‘our analysis,’ as Cheney said. It’s about ‘our response.’ … Justified or not, fact-based or not, ‘our response’ is what matters. As to ‘evidence,’ the bar was set so low that the word itself almost didn’t apply.”
Dick Cheney (msnbc)
“Now you ask me if this was 11 July and there was a 1% chance that the kidnapping would lead to a war like the one that has taken place, would you go ahead with the kidnapping?
Sheikh Nasrallah of the Hezbollah (bbc)
What can we conclude from this adherence to the psychology of 1% (culpability, probability, what does it mean)?
Hitler’s rise to power
Tuesday, September 5th, 2006Fear, fear, fear, and fear.
Read the details here.
Enjoying the weekend and holiday
Monday, September 4th, 2006Saturday and Sunday….
Well what can I say, I spent pretty much the entirety of Sunday working on Javascript while my girl was at work…if you read the blog entries you can get an idea as to what I was working on.
She arrived home hungry and we went to Hoover’s Cooking over in East Austin for an awesome meal and a chance to catch up. See, with her being busy working, and me being busy working, and days only having 24 hours and all, it’s always important to make sure that you take time to just talk to your girl / SO / imaginary Canadian girlfriend.
Today we were thinking about going over to Enchanted Rock, but the warm, muggy, Texas summer threatened thunderstorm and in the middle of a flat field on top of a geological feature is a place you really do not want to be during a sullen display of force by some cumulonimbus clouds.
So what, to do? We headed over to AustinJava and took our Skip-Bo deck and played 3 rounds. It was an intense struggle, but we had a good time, drinking iced tea, having lunch, and playing our game. Afterwards we headed over to BookPeople so that I could buy the 9/11 report graphic novel. It looks good, although I’d be a bit afraid to take on a plane: al-jebra kids, not al Qaeda.
Site Update Complete
Sunday, September 3rd, 2006Hi everyone, not that I imagine that thousands of readers were shocked to see PHP errors and were woefully impacted by my rather spontaneous site code update decision.
- I think that I’m pretty much done. I cleaned up the markup within the PHP code so that I could have more power to manipulate the layout / coloration directly.
- I added some javascript savvy so that the very long sidebars are now shortened by default (at least in Firefox and Apple’s Safari they are). I think it makes for easier reading. Update
My girlfriend said that she thought that the long sidebars looked better. So, I wrote a function to randomly expand one of the sidebar boxes so that visitors would get the idea that they could expand the boxes.Internet Sucky Browser Explorer can’t handle this function well so i’ve put it in hibernation until IE7 comes out (which promises to be ever so slightly less sucky). - I also got rid of the “…” as the character for expansion and replaced that with “↓ and ↑”.
- I used some DOM manipulation code to do the images from Amazon load in the background, you don’t see it when you first visit the site, but it speeds up the load a little bit.
- I cleaned up the About section, I guessed with my life having changed so much lately it was worth freshening that content a little bit.
- The glossary has been cleaned up too.
- I removed the consumed media section. I wasn’t updating it, I don’t think anyone cared, and frankly, I wouldn’t blame them for not.
- Added some new groovy CSS so that I could have a ‘terminal looking’ terminal as seen in this post.
- As always, I designed this page to Firefox, so if you have issues with other browsers they may be a bit behind in implementing some of the features I used.
- On the back end, I updated my WordPress code so that I was no longer hacking up the original code, but just overlaying my cosmetic changes onto the pristine source. This should make upgrades a bit nicer.
- Added an inline more utility so that instead of clicking “read more” doing another server query and reload, it just expands within the browser. I thought that was a nice feature and much thanks to Chroder for writing the plugin. I didn’t want to have to write more DOM code today.
Making some progress with Javascript menus
Saturday, September 2nd, 2006As I posted earlier, I’m undertaking to better understand the basics of the DOM, Javascript, and DHTML on my pilgrimage to being Ajax competent. I’m using Ajax in Action as my guide.
Recently at work, we had need of a basic ‘dashboard’. It’s a pretty simple design: boxes on the left with one level of drop down for menus, a big, central ‘content’ section in the middle.
I was thinking of how I wanted to implement this.
- It needed to be flexible (i.e. layout should be described in an XML file)
- It needed to be updatable without touching the JavaScript (to get a feel for the Ajax design)
- It needed to be somewhat visually appealing.
The goal was to use Javascript to create a 100% DOM rendered page that worked in IE and Firefox.
Here’s how I did it after the jump….
Testing more formatting
Saturday, September 2nd, 2006Let’s see if i can find a nice way to insert code
#code into a code block
$_='yo momma';
print "Please don't tell any more $_ jokes";
$foo='foo';
$bar='bar'
for ($foo, $bar){
print "$_\n";
}Hm, i like it, looks like a good ol’ unix terminal.