Archive for September, 2005

Concert promoters need a reality check

Tuesday, September 27th, 2005

At the Interpol show the tickets said that no cameras were allowed….

…yet it’s very obvious that the presence of recording devices such as cameraphones, phones used to record the music, and Canon Elph cameras would not be denied. It’s time for BGP and artists and promoters to come to their senses and realize that they cannot stop the shrinking and fidelity improvements of taping / recording / image producing devices. They should take an attitude whereby for some sliding scale percentage they will let you have access to a recording area. The better the equipment, the bigger the royalty. In the end it only serves to create more demand for the band to come back. On the up side, for the artists, if they got in on this cut they stand to beef up their bottom line. Naturally the greedy music industry will see this as another opportunity to exploit the artist for more cash, but it would be nice to find a way whereby artist and attendee both have their wants assisted in light of the ubiquity of recording equipment.

The upside of Empire: Rudyard Kipling

Monday, September 26th, 2005

I was reading in National Geographic about the domestication of dogs and they cited a bit from “The Cat that Walked by Himself” from the Just-so Stories.

When Wild Dog reached the mouth of the Cave he lifted up the dried horse-skin with his nose and sniffed the beautiful smell of the roast mutton, and the Woman, looking at the blade-bone, heard him, and laughed, and said, ‘Here comes the first. Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods, what do you want?’
Wild Dog said, ‘O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy, what is this that smells so good in the Wild Woods?’
Then the Woman picked up a roasted mutton-bone and threw it to Wild Dog, and said, ‘Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods, taste and try.’ Wild Dog gnawed the bone, and it was more delicious than anything he had ever tasted, and he said, ‘O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy, give me another.’
The Woman said, ‘Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods, help my Man to hunt through the day and guard this Cave at night, and I will give you as many roast bones as you need.’

And so was Wild Dog ensnared by the craftiness of the Woman. Invariably the Woman manages to domesticate a number of other hosts before giving birth to Baby, but the format of the stories follows this great pattern of.
Animal X is lured by some bait prepared by the Woman
Animal X heads off and is followed by Wild Cat
Animal X trades freedom for comfort
Wild Cat scoffs.

I love the repetition aspect of this story – and I suspect that it’s part of the reason this story is so popular with youth - they pick up on this repetition element, but the subtle change between Wild Dog / Wild Horse / Wild Cow provide the variation that makes the familiar unfamiliar in a familiar way. Repetition and variation: the same rules guide a robin’s song and works well in a children’s story.
I recently saw the “Tarbaby” sequence fromSong of the South” and the “Say Howdy” sequence follows a similar construct.
Brer Rabbit wait for the tarbaby to say “Fine, how are you” but the tarbaby, he don’t say nothin’, and Brer Fox he lay low.
Within the next 2 minutes there are 6 repetitions of the “Tarbaby, he don’t say nothin’ and brer Fox, he lay low” cadence.
Ultimately this repetition gets the better of Brer Rabbit “Until he’s so stuck-up he can scarce move his eyeballs”.
{ Hey Disney - release “Song of the South”! Put whatever politically correct caveats and sensitivity training trailer or DVD extra on but RELEASE THIS MOVIE! }

Steven on the state of pop music

Monday, September 26th, 2005

I’m not a fan of the pop genre but here’s my dictum.

The greatest pop singer in the world at the moment is Kelly Clarkson who is shedding American Idol now that she’s milked all that image was worth. Go Kelly. You can sing beautifully.

The best pop song on the radio is Natasha Bedingfield’s “These Words” which is so happy and ecstatic it should make you bubble where you sit. It has an interesting writer’s block angle to it that I really like. Besides, this may be the first and last song where Keats and Shelley get name-dropped.

Purchased ecto

Monday, September 26th, 2005

I bought the ecto blogging software for OSX. I’m really enjoying it and getting the hang of using it instead of the MT tool itself.

Mad propz to mice!

Monday, September 26th, 2005

So the other night I came back home from San Francisco and I checked my mail ( to see the latest swath of Rita-related-destruction ) and I saw that mice had bought me a flickr pro account. What a swell guy!

I had actually signed up before the gift – but my credit card expired this month and I hadn’t noticed, so it hadn’t gone through. Mice stepped into the vacuum and I’m quite happy to have a flickr account. The other great thing is that there is a plug-in for iPhoto that makes posting to flickr a snap.

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Weekend wrap-up

Monday, September 26th, 2005

This weekend we were supposed to be in Austin — it didn’t happen because we thought there was a better-than-average chance that the city would be drenched owing to Hurricane Rita. That wound up not being the case, but we rescheduled our tickets nonetheless.

Friday night I returned from a day up in San Francisco (concluding with wayyy too much shrimp eating at Bubba Gump’s on the wharf) and attempted to go to the Stellastarr* show. Much to my great regret, it was sold out. Elle and I were a bit irked about that, so we headed back down to good old Potrero Hill and had a tasty pizza dinner at Goat Hill pizza. After that we headed home.

Saturday I woke up and undertook some automotive repairs. The wheel-well skirt on my driver’s side had gotten shredded by road damage so I headed over to pick up a new one ($60.00). Upon pulling the tapping screws out from the old one, I noticed that many of them were old, broken, chipped etc. So, this necessitated a trip up to Kragen to get replacement. They didn’t have any Honda screws, so we had to go back to the dealership. Now the skirt takes 11 screws, I had saved about 5. Thus did I have to buy 6 replacement screws for $3.50 a piece! I decided to make it a dozen as I wasn’t sure what else I’d find.

I put the screws in and, while I was checking around the other parts I noticed that some other fastening screws (not those I had just purchased) were missing. A third trip to the dealer and I found out they didn’t carry those screws and the gentleman referred me to the local Orchard Supply Hardware. Thankful at the prospect of knowing that I wouldn’t be getting screwed a third time that morning I headed over to the OSH and picked up the supplies ($2.17). After applying the screws everything was tightened up properly. We headed over to Lozano’s for a car wash and some of that tasty free popcorn.

Saturday night we went up to the city to meet up with 2 of my co-workers who were visiting from the UK. We had a great dinner at Alioto’s (I the shrip and crab capellini; Elle the potato-encrusted salmon) and then headed to North Beach to a lounge I know. After a few drinks we then headed up to the Marina to some forgettable bar where we closed the night up. We headed back to my car and drove home.

I love driving through the city late at night. There’s no traffic and you can really kind of enjoy the silent majesty of San Francisco. We wound down Lombard street, headed through North beach to Union Square, passed the glittering Fairmont Hotel, and then swung east to the Embarcadero to 280 to 101 home.

Wisdom comes from IBM

Monday, September 26th, 2005
“All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that
the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if
you can’t get them together again, there must be a reason. By all
means, do not use a hammer.” — IBM maintenance manual (1925)

Worried about the new season of Numb3rs…

Monday, September 26th, 2005

Today I had the chance to watch the season premiere of Numb3rs and I’m pretty worried about where it’s going this season.

Here’s what made the first season work:

  1. Mathematically / scientifically competent technologists (nerds)
  2. #1, portrayed by hot women
  3. A really interesting family dynamic between genius Charlie (David Krumholz), FBI big-brother (Rob Morrow), and Dad (Judd Hirsch). What’s it like to be the older brother while your younger brother is at Ivy League?
  4. Assuming that the audience might actually be smart

It was for all these reasons that I was sure such an inventive show would be cancelled. It scraped by, but I’m sure the no-talent, formulaic bozos up in CBS management had some ideas on how to “improve” things.

1. Sex it up more.

In the first episode I saw the addition of Diane Farr as psychology sexpot. This has the real advantage of her being office-based and being able to wear more form-fitting stuff versus that bulky FBI gear, or FBI-formal suits and skirts that was more commonly worn by the (lamentably departed) Agent Lake (portrayed ably by Sabrina Lloyd).

2. More needless frame cuts so that the audience gets vertigo and concludes hours later that they just saw “edgy” television

Hm, it is a Ridley Scott associated endeavor, I suppose that was unavoidable

3. See 1

More inclusion of single episode hotties: All bad guys’ girlfriends shall henceforth be strippers.

4. Fix horrible intro with Talking Heads track

Good idea, no complaint. Intro sucked

Ideas for Improvement

1. Cut Krumholtz’ hair. Man I know what you’re going through. You think it’s hep and happenin’. It’s not man.

2. Why must everyone at the FBI act like they don’t get what Charlie is saying? Has anyone done a reality check on how freaking difficult it is to get a job at the FBI? Most people have graduate degrees, or bachelors degrees in (multiple!) highly technical fields. Here’s a sample:

Charlie: “We can use Baysian statistical filters to…”
(any character): I’m just a cave FBI-agent, I don’t understand your math with its pluses and minuses, what talk you about?

How about this, you lazy script writers (just because you don’t understand the concept of df/dx doesn’t mean you don’t have to do some research)

Charlie: “We can use Baysian statistical filters to…”
(any character): “Oh I heard about that, they use that to filter spam based on “key words” that, more often than not, denote spam: refinance”
Charlie: Texas Hold ‘em
(any character, preferably female, a bit of a winking moment): Viagra?
Charlie: (rogueishly) I wouldn’t know

3. Charlie should develop his romance w/ Amitra (Rawat’s character).

Anyway, I’m worried that it could be the beginning of the end.

Finished…Macroscope

Sunday, September 25th, 2005

Today I finished Macroscope by Piers Anthony. Back in junior high I was really into Piers Anthony’s Xanth series. The original 10 or so of these books were very pleasant reads at the time. They had a real knack for suspense, humor, wordplay and mischief.

I had put Anthony’s work away as something from a younger time, but recently, while doing some research on Snow Crash, it was noted that Macroscope also made use of the concept of an information bomb, a set of instructions that when encountered by the mind, could render it inoperable. I thought that perhaps it would provide some insight from the framework Stephenson was using for Snow Crash. Ultimately that turned out not to be the case, and the mind-destroying logic program was not as integral a plot element as I had been lead to believe, but nevertheless it was pretty entertaining.

The plot can be more richly framed from other sources, but it can be summarized as this. Mankind invents the macroscope (a tool for viewing far distantly remote happenings) and starts picking up on great knowledge that’s “out there”. Imagine turning on a radio and finding some chap giving you step-by-step details on how to build a teleportation device. You do so and viola, send an eggplant across the room. Well the macroscope provides information, but instead of relocating vegetables, what is taught is interstellar travel, advanced engine construction, etc. Not bad, eh?

But wait, what if, in the middle of the radio broadcast a certain tune started being played over the other information. It was interesting and catchy, and at the end it cooked your brain. The macroscope similarly is pulling in some mind-melting material and it is the task of our intrepid quartet to find out where the signal comes from, why it is there, and for what end.

I think that my biggest problem with this story was the over-emphasis on the horoscope. Based on his list of works, it would seem that Anthony was very interested in gestalt theory / Jung / Tarot during his early career and thus the story and the characters are always framed in terms of their Jungian archetype or as horoscopic avatars. It seems that each of our heroic characters are acting within a pre-perscribed pigeonhole that the author found interesting ahead of writing the story.

In the sense that the macroscope can make sense of the universe at a distance by pulling up on the most subtle variation in the field of macrons (the particles of experience that the macroscope aggregates to present its information) Anthony has an interesting ancient parallel with the idea of the horoscope. Nevertheless the cooking up of characters according to the horoscope’s formula, seems to wear on me. Specifically it created the opportunity for characters to have in-depth discussions with one another about the mechanics and function of the horoscope. While this isn’t per se bad, it is when it is to the detriment of actual characterization. Jim Dedman once said that it is against the ideal function of a film for characters in dialog to tell one another about their motivations, the reason the film medium is used is so so that the characters can show those motivations. Having characters discuss, on your printed page, the horoscopic background of another character is similarly poor form - the characters should have dialog, or challenges, or activities that help bring those qualities out.

I don’t care whether you generate your characters by Tarot, Mad-Lib, or the Dungeons & Dragons Player’s Handbook, but your characters should not be discussing each others qualities and menta-characterizing the other characters. It feels cheap to me.

I thought it was a decent read, especially the sections on how technically capable civilizations tend to destroy themselves before they manage to really do anything constructive ( fL in the Drake equation, being very small) and how all civilizations tend to undermine their long-term success immediately after uncovering great and powerful technology.


“Macroscope” (Piers Anthony)

George W. Bush – Today Show Weatherman

Sunday, September 25th, 2005

Said Maureen Dowd on “Meet the Press”:

He’s running around acting like a “Today” show weatherman. I think he’s looking for a photo-op. He doesn’t realize Americans are in an identity crisis..