Archive for June, 2005
Thursday, June 30th, 2005
OK, keeping with my weirder of the weird celebrities playing the part of other celebrities, check out Johnny Knoxville!
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Seriously, Lindsay, you look like a skin covered skull — and it’s very thin skin at that.
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Thursday, June 30th, 2005
In keeping in line with my previous entry about Macauly Culkin playing the guy from Flock of Seagulls. How about Nick Carter playing early 90’s Simon LeBon?
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It was an amusing book. I like Sedaris’ writing. I can’t say that I had any great insights while reading it, but that’s not the point.
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From the BBC [SOURCE].
“You’re glib. You don’t even know what Ritalin is,” Cruise told Lauer on Friday night’s show.
“Psychiatry is a pseudo science,” he said. “You don’t know the history of psychiatry - I do,” he added.
First things first, I’m not sure he’s using the word “glib” properly. From what I understand, Lauer asserted that Ritalin was helpful to some people. This is just a fact. That’s not glib.
If psychiatry is a pseudo-science then perhaps he’ll be willing to admit that the e-meter is also a crock, you know, it was developed by those pseudo scientists.
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I’m a fan of one stop anything. I walk into Best Buy, stealthy as a cobra, pick my items and leave quick as a hare. That said, one-stop well-read-itude? That’s ridiculous!
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In efforts to attract people to HD capable televisions, Comcast has provided the “INHD” channels.
Visual. Orgasm.
You’ve seen nothing until you’ve seen cave diving, in HD, on a wide screen. It’s absolutely astounding. The claustrophobia, the silt, the oxygen deprivation.
Beautiful!
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HORNS WIN COLLEGE WORLD SERIES!
Sweeping series 2-0, final score 6-2!
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Saturday, June 25th, 2005
This evening I was in downtown MV and headed by the half-price bookstore, Book Buyers. While retrieving my bag from the counter (they didn’t have what I wanted) a harried woman came up behind me.
She was having trouble locating the philosophy section and asked for a book by “Eee-manuel Can’t. K-A-N-T. I’m looking for it and I can’t find it.”.
I had to restrain myself on two counts:
- She can’t find a book by Kant. h0 h0 h0! Being a bit harried I’m sure she wouldn’t have appreciated it.
- Butting in and asking which work she was looking for and trying to be of assistance.
A quick aside, I don’t mean to be snobby about her pronounciation, it’s probably a strange effect of my mutated head that I can’t conceieve of not saying it “Eye-manu-el Cahnt”.
In any case, the young lady behind the counter offered some directions and the harried lady shot off towards an uncertain fate searching for some Enlightenment-era Enlightenment from the Professor of K?nigsburg. I had to wonder what sort of maddening urge would drive a person to come in, so harried, in pursuit of a Critique (or two).
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Thursday, June 23rd, 2005
Day in / day out I’m not a sports fan, but when teams from where I’m from or where I’m at are in the finals, I tune in - all the better in HD.
Hooray for esse! SPURS WIN!!!
And my alma mater is in the college world series! Go ‘Horns!
Yay Texas teams.
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Thursday, June 23rd, 2005
Man engineers a machine.
Lighting bolt!
Machine becomes sentient.
BONUS: Machine goes rampaging after bolt
BONUS (alt.): Machine teaches mankind about being human
Witness the latest clich? debacle: “Stealth”.
What a steamy pile.
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