Archive for January, 2005

Bush’s iPod

Tuesday, January 18th, 2005

I’m half-heartbroken to hear that there is now photodocumentary evidence that GWBush owns on iPod - in some ways he’s more like me than I’m comfortable with, apparently (a humorous take on his playlist is here.

Then again, his having an iPod explains a lot of things. For example, that blank look he gets when someone asks him a hard question. See, when you’re listening to books on tape (“The Pet Goat” on mp3?) it’s hard to pay attention to hard questions.

Furthermore it explains whatTenet told him about WMDs in Iraq:

iPod-GW: “Tenet! What’s the deal on WMD in Iraq?” Tenet: Dude, I told you there’s no WMD, what the fuck? [It’s official, not there] iPod-GW: WMD, slam dunk, gotcha!

Apple’s Sweet Spot

Tuesday, January 18th, 2005

This image has been very popular in the blogosphere and on del.icio.us.

Buy a Mac! It’s only 500 bucks!

Great Saturday Night Live this weekend

Monday, January 17th, 2005

Unburdening the Tivo…..

The Killers ROCKED. When they come out to the bay I am going to be there.

Topher Grace was really funny as well.

My favorite sketch was the visit to the art dealers’ apartments and when Amy Poehler menaced Angelina Jolie.

Reading and Flying..

Monday, January 17th, 2005

When iFly iRead When iFly iPod

So what did iRead? I finished off

Quicksilver

What can you say about a Neal Stephenson book?

Some Dude: “Hey so what’s that book about?” Me: Well, it’s set during the time of the economic revolutionization of Europe — no wait they didn’t call it Europe yet, Christondom. You see it’s about the discovery of the principles of the calculus, early years of cryptography and William of Orange’s battle against Louis the XIV and the Popist Stuart kings of England… (etc.)

You get the idea. Stephenson’s sweep is so wide, so well researched, funny, in-depth, complicated, etc. All I can say is I love his stuff. I look forward to reading the next book in the series: The Confusion …. but not for a while — I need some space.

I also read the Pulizer-winning The Price of Loyalty: The Education of Paul O’Neil

It fleshed out things we already knew: The Bush Administration is close-minded, the Bush administration is ideolegically obsessed with tax cuts despite facts, the Bush administration’s advisors wanted war with Iraq come hell or high water and they cynically used fear tactist post-9/11 to get what we wanted.

Financially irresponsible, ideologically dangerous, here we are.

‘Twas a nice read - I’d let O’Neill stop by for a cup of joe any day.

The last book I read was Paul Graham’s Hackers & Painters. This was a great book about the people at the edge of creativity and their ability to produce massive innovations.

I’m a big believer in the notion of creative economies driving the American economic engine … there exist a few special places where intelligent people create synergies - Florence 1400, Amsterdam 1640, New York City 1960-present, etc - that open up whole new areas of technology and capability.

Graham puts this thesis forth in a very eloquent fashion, talking about the unique vapor of commerce, art, creativity, and social liberty that is required to do the truly miraculous. It was a great read.

So much of the aforementioned Quicksilver is dedicated to the formation of the highly liquid hallucination that we refer to as “the market” (really, it’s very much like that other consensual hallucination “the internet” instead of flows of data it’s flows of currency — but Quicksilver shows how the two are really the same thing…or I think that’s what all of Stehpenson’s work is trying to show..), reading Hackers and Painters immediately after was a great complimentary dish to the ideas of Stephenson.

Lite on the blog-activity lately…

Monday, January 17th, 2005

It was a pretty crazy week last week and I’m just now getting back home.

Last Wednesday I gave a presentation to some of the higher-ups and I was kinda nervous about it. I’m a pretty gregarious cat, when not letting the introverted daemon run loose, and I definitely have no problem speaking in public - it’s just that this project is a Good Thing and Should Be Done —- in other words, precisely the sort of thing that tends to be in mortal jeopardy unless the need is properly communicated.

The feedback was positive and that was great.

I headed out after work and caught the exhibits at MacWorld (so many cool brushed metal and iPodd-y things!) and then headed to the 43Folders meetup in SoMa. It was great being back in the city (and with easy parking). I had a chance to meet some other SF 43Fers and got to show off some gear and talk some workflow-zen.

Thursday I got a surprise email that I needed to attend a meeting about Sarbanes-Oxley documentation so before I could get dressed and head into the office I fired up the network socket and started watching the webinar. That evening I headed to SJC and took a flight to Austin.

Austin was c-c-cold but Taco Cabana and the Counselera definitely made things a-OK.

The Counselera is a girl that I knew waayyyyyy back in the day when I was at at The University - we’ve stayed in contact a long time. Friday we went to our respective work and then launched into a fun weekend that included trips to 6th street, pizza at Rounder’s, seeing “Sideways” and cough “White Noise”. Many discussions and a lot of fun.

On Sunday myself, the future Mr. and Mrs. Bobcats, the Counselera, and my sister all got together at Manuel’s North and had a fine dinner.

My sister enters the workforce today - now she learns what all thet edjumucation and straight As-in gets you (besides 401k and health care): work!

‘Twas a good trip.

White Noise Review, Ideas, Meaning

Monday, January 17th, 2005

Warning: Possible plot spoilers below

Recently Jim posted the folowing quote on his blog that I would like to use as the reference point for my review of White Noise:

Sadness is an inevitable ubiquitous element of human life: we are beings who want to live in a world that constantly threatens us with death or that reminds us of death, if not literally then symbolically, through loss and aging and disappointment. And to me, a healthy life has to integrate sadness. Only by integrating sadness can we resist the temptations of fleeing from it in ways that are destructive to others or ourselves.” - New York playwright Christopher Shinn, quoted in this piece in the Orange County Weekly by Cornel Bonca.

Source

Bonca accurately, if not a bit pretentiously, characterizes the fundamental basis of all drama or tragedy - the proximity of death and how the living deal (or don’t deal) with it. The new Geoffry Sax film White Noise is another example whereby a visit into the supernatural serves to underscore the truth stated by Bonca above.

In White Noise we are introduced to John Rivers, an architect living in (what appears to be) Toronto ( Note to Canada - enough with the brushed metal as architectural element already! ). With freshly-pregnant wife and son (by another woman) leading The Perfect Life

{ …beep …. beep ….beep. it’s a telegraph, sir, things are about to go downhill }

UNTIL

his wife dies and her body washes up days later by an old pier on the water.

We are sad. John is sad.

John is soon contacted by an aficionado of “EVP” - within the narrative world of White Noise, a world that is like our aniseptic, scientific world, we learn that the dead can leave traces of their voices and likeness on the electromagnetically sensitive recording media of our modern times. This phenomenon, EVP (electronic voice phenomenon), allows a living person to commune with the dead.

Now this is an interesting setup, it’s a re-hash of the Faustian bargain: man, ever hungry for forbidden power and knowledge makes the deal with the man at the crossroads who casts no shadow (Robert Johnson mythos, Faust, many-a Lovecraft protagonist) and begins to experience the exultation of this power / knowledge.

In White Noise, Johnathan is able to communicate with his deceased wife via EVP and thus the Faustian bargain takes its inevitable turn into the “unintended consequences” (see “The Monkey’s Paw”) realm. It’s not long before his monkey’s paw hobby starts doing its corrupting work - compelling Johnathan to choose between living in an artificial world (communing with the dead with this high-tech Ouija board) or doing the hard work of “getting over it”.

Now, this could have been a very interesting bit of drama - you must overcome loss by moving beyond, by growing, by challenging - not by seeking a spiritual salve in the disembodied voices from the beyond. Everyone who endures the death of a loved one (“To love is to bury” sayeth the Cowboy Junkies) faces flights of fancy into the supernatural and then faces the intractable truth of mortality. The movie works in this general direction but then…then….then….

It completely blows it

{…spoilers below, you may want to cut out if you plan on seeing this…}

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The story blows it because all of a sudden the menacing spirits mixed in on the tapes solidify and attack John.

Now wait, we were in a scientific world, not the horror-worlds of Nightmare on Elm Street or Poltergeist where we accept that supernatural menace can physically hurt us — no, EVP was a phenomenon of our “modern” world - an unintended and potentially menacing side effect from the beyond. They don’t physically hurt us, they conquer us from our psyche out (much scarier!) - what the hell is this curve ball!?

The screenwriters totally messed this up! They had all the set-ups for an exploration of the curse of the Faustian bargain and they blew it. Instead of John’s unraveling into madness courtesy of his obsession with EVP or his personal triumph over this crutch - but instead the screenwriters get lazy and basically give up.

This is my principal reason for why White Noise was a bad movie. There were other reasons (too many driving scene shots, lackluster dialog for a performer of Keaton’s talent, etc.) but it’s a real loser.

I had been pretty excited about EVP given some of the mention it got in William Gibson’s Pattern Recognition (i liked the parallelism BTW, while Cayce examines internet footage pixel by pixel to discover its author, her mother listens to tape, inch by inch, listening for her husband who perished in the Twin Towers on September the 11th). I thought it could be an interesting way of re-interpreting a horror-tale. The writing betrays that the easiest 80% of screenwriting was done, but the 20% in which you make a tight and powerful presentation was phoned-in.

Rating: **


I’ve noticed that many of the message boards are abuzz with “what was the ending about” (besides lazy screenwriting) - here it is.

John discovers EVP. John becomes obsessed with EVP. The three shadows in the footage are the Greek conceptions of the fates. The Fates, in this movie, turn out to be badasses. The fates manipulate humans as they need to so as to do their work (i.e. they implement the construction worker as tool of the ending of lives). John, via EVP, starts meddling (see, this is a Greek story with Greek characters, mortals are always warned about meddling with the affairs of the immortal, but their hubris prevents them from taking the right course) and this pisses the Fates off to no end and finally they personally act to keep their function working as it ought (it’s very similar to the Gaiman conception of The Endless - Death kills you because she has to and it’s the way things work, nothing personal). Johnathan gets killed for trying to get too close to the immortal concerns….but along the way still does their work by bringing about the death of the construction man murderer. Thus, you cannot beat the inevitability of the fates, you must accept you are their pawn (what did John brace the door of Sarah (Debra Kara Unger) ‘s door open with? A silver pawn.) and not meddle in their affairs - or ELSE! FIN.

The problem with videos these days

Sunday, January 9th, 2005

The biggest problem with videos these days is that they’re made by people used to directing commericals……not former (or current) art students.

The videos are glossy, the singers toned, the clothing predictable risqu?e….

Art student directors loved playing with light, or shadow, or costume, lasers or letting the singers be unattractive and passionate.

Bah.

New band that has knocked me off my rocker

Saturday, January 8th, 2005

The last band that truly blew me away were The White Stripes - in the middle of all the same old post-Nirvana blandness out came something Southern (via Detroit), raw, baffling. Furthermore the WS live is an experience is being astounded, Jack White sounds like 3 singers and 2 guitar players.

Today on SF’s 104.9 they played The Dresden Dolls. I know now what it must have been like the first time people heard Iggy Pop. Somewhere the brain circuit between “What the hell is this” and “I hate this” and “This is stunning” all lit up at the same time.

Like Descartes at the opening of Meditation 2, I’m a bit lost all of a sudden, the world makes less sense now.

Here’s an image:

ddolls.jpg

The detritus and the Teutonic that the DDs project really seems to point to a last days in Weimar Berlin kind of asthetic. In any case, it’s been a while since we’ve had good theatre in pop music (besides the disreality of manufactured artists like Ashlee Simpson).

Anyone else out there been baffled?

Cead Mille Failte

Thursday, January 6th, 2005

May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face; the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.

  • Traditional Gaelic Blessing -

Great news from CNN!

Wednesday, January 5th, 2005

I was right about to take off for the gym when i saw this latest update on BoingBoing. It appears CNN won’t be renewing the contract for bowtie-wearing hack “journalist” / conservative provocateur Tucker Carlson. The BB text was:

CNN “Crossfire” host Carlson to stop hurting America More Jon Stewart/Crossfire fallout? CNN has announced that it will not renew Tucker Carlson’s contract, and the days of “Crossfire” may be numbered. Said CNN chief Jonathan Klein: “I guess I come down more firmly in the Jon Stewart camp.

Here’s the source article.

Man, it seems that God, in exchange for keeping Bush in office, seems to be offering concilitary gestures by getting that hack off TV and ending the Ashlee effect.