Comments on: “Dark Shadows Rules”: I love Rush, so does Colbert, and Nicole’s new mission http://stevengharms.com/%e2%80%9cdark-shadows-rules%e2%80%9d-i-love-rush-so-does-colbert-and-nicoles-new-mission My Blog Sat, 22 Nov 2008 07:49:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: steven http://stevengharms.com/%e2%80%9cdark-shadows-rules%e2%80%9d-i-love-rush-so-does-colbert-and-nicoles-new-mission#comment-1637 steven Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:13:20 +0000 http://stevengharms.com/%e2%80%9cdark-shadows-rules%e2%80%9d-i-love-rush-so-does-colbert-and-nicoles-new-mission#comment-1637 <p>In the words of Lawrence Taylor in The Waterboy:</p> <p>"Gentleman, which brings me to my next point: Don't smoke crack."</p> In the words of Lawrence Taylor in The Waterboy:

“Gentleman, which brings me to my next point: Don’t smoke crack.”

]]> By: Chimichanga Pantalones http://stevengharms.com/%e2%80%9cdark-shadows-rules%e2%80%9d-i-love-rush-so-does-colbert-and-nicoles-new-mission#comment-1636 Chimichanga Pantalones Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:57:55 +0000 http://stevengharms.com/%e2%80%9cdark-shadows-rules%e2%80%9d-i-love-rush-so-does-colbert-and-nicoles-new-mission#comment-1636 <p>My arch-peer Melbotis has recommended I visit your site, so I have! Unfortunately I was greeted with a slurry of Rush videos more appropriately found on trash news sites like the one of Nathan Duckworth, who has slighted me once again by now offering T-shirts of no use on his site, while still ignoring the much needed pants segment of his enemies.</p> <p>I urge you strongly to stop what you are doing, because only you can prevent your pants from being on fire.</p> <p>It is only through my great magnanimosity that I give you these words of wisdom. Were I not the most wonderful creation of the earth, I would spit at you and call you a llama with the behind of an alpaca. Of course I would never do that (can you imagine - llama/alpaca!).</p> <p>Instead I spit at you and call you a bison's behind with the behind of a cow's behind!</p> <p>Take your love of Geddy Lee and stick it down your pants!</p> <p>Tastefully yours, CP!</p> My arch-peer Melbotis has recommended I visit your site, so I have! Unfortunately I was greeted with a slurry of Rush videos more appropriately found on trash news sites like the one of Nathan Duckworth, who has slighted me once again by now offering T-shirts of no use on his site, while still ignoring the much needed pants segment of his enemies.

I urge you strongly to stop what you are doing, because only you can prevent your pants from being on fire.

It is only through my great magnanimosity that I give you these words of wisdom. Were I not the most wonderful creation of the earth, I would spit at you and call you a llama with the behind of an alpaca. Of course I would never do that (can you imagine - llama/alpaca!).

Instead I spit at you and call you a bison’s behind with the behind of a cow’s behind!

Take your love of Geddy Lee and stick it down your pants!

Tastefully yours,
CP!

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